Classic Songs From The Shows

[QueenOfGoths]

i am intrigued by what your job is

Copyright. On amateur musical performances. I can do you a knock off deal on CHESS if you like !

 

[Madusa]

He's the DJ right? This just gets better and better.

Yeah, he's the dj.

After all this build up, hope you like it.

Sure you will though otherwise you're not really worth your salt.

 

[rutabowa]

Copyright. On amateur musical performances. I can do you a knock off deal on CHESS if you like !

there is not much better than an amateur performance of Grease.

oh how could i forget Bugsy Malone, now that is genuinely good

 

[Orang Utan]

Is this where 'You see what you get when you mess with the orphans' comes from to?

Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Caan yooou diiig iit?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

But Grease is the word!

"The 1978 Paramount motion picture of GREASE contains several songs composed specifically for inclusion in the film. They were not written by Jim Jacobs and Warren Casey and are not part of the original stage musical

The songs in question are:
“Grease is the Word” by Barry Gibb
“Hopelessly Devoted to You” & “You’re the One that I Want” by John Farrar
“Sandy” by Louis St. Louis and Scott Simon"

Every fucking day I have to say this or something like it!!!

 

[King Biscuit Time]

Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Caan yooou diiig iit?

I hope I still have the .avi somewhere after all this.

 

[Melinda]

I actually thought Hair the Musical was going to be cheesy but the ending is really quite upsetting.

I really felt short-changed in the respect, but it's a good film though so you kinda get over it.

I was completely unprepared for the ending when I saw it on TV as a teen. Totally broke me in half.

Love the music - it reminds me of a fabulous, happy summer in the Negev.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

It's got groove, it's got meaning

 

[Pieface]

IT'S AMAZING!!!



Errr, the 40 year old virgin looks and sounds shit.

It's quite good I like stuff like Supefly and Knocked Up

 

[Melinda]

It's quite good I like stuff like Supefly and Knocked Up

Knocked up was fab and so was Superbad.

I avoided 40 yr old virgin for obvious reasons, but it wasnt so bad at all. Hasnt got shit on White Chicks though.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

It's got groove, it's got meaning

The next person who phone's about GREASE I am going to ask them if it's you

 

[Madusa]

yeah, Knocked Up was ok. Have you seen a movie called Mona? You'd probably like that too...

 

[blossie33]

I think the song 'You'll never walk alone' in the film Carousel is very poignant and moving...

...sorry it's been wrecked by the singing of football crowds and the likes of scouse Gerry and the Pacemakers!

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

The next person who phone's about GREASE I am going to ask them if it's you

Whoo hoo hoo honey, the one that I want....

 

[Pieface]

I'll put it in my little book of films.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Whoo hoo hoo honey, the one that I want....

I was once told that I had made 40 young children cry because I wouldn't let them sing that

 

[dodgepot]

It is a musical, I don't care what anyone says

no it isn't you numpty.

 

[maya]

Being forced to play songs from the Sound Of Music on the recorder all through third grade made its mark...
I could recite those songs blindfolded, in my sleep, backwards...

 

[goldenecitrone]

A colleague of mine went to watch We Will Rock You last week for his birthday. He said it was shit. I believe him, too. Anyway, I quite like Windy City.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

But that's not a musical, that's an abomination.

 

[killer b]

2nd you'll never walk alone and send in the clowns, two of my favourite songs of any genre.

west side story probably has the biggest hit ratio - almost every song is fantastic. the best though is the awesome 'officer krupke'.

ACTION
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

ACTION AND JETS
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

ACTION
There is good!

ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

SNOWBOY: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.

ACTION: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge.

ACTION
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!

DIESEL: (As Judge) Right!

Officer Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!

ACTION
I'm disturbed!

JETS
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.

DIESEL: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.

ACTION: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.

DIESEL: So take him to a headshrinker.

ACTION (Sings)
My father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

A-RAB: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!

ACTION
I am sick!

ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!

A-RAB: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!

ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease!

A-RAB: So take him to a social worker!

ACTION
Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!

BABY JOHN: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

ACTION
I'm no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

DIESEL (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.

A-RAB (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.

BABY JOHN (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's lazy.

DIESEL
The trouble is he stinks.

A-RAB
The trouble is he's growing.

BABY JOHN
The trouble is he's grown.

ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!

Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!

 

[El Jefe]

<applauds>

 

[foamy]

Oliver!

"In this life one thing counts.
In the bank, large amounts.
I'm afraid these things don't grow on trees:
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two!..........

charity's fine... subscribe to mine
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two!"

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

I played Mr Sowerberry, the undertaker in Oliver when i was at school. I can still remember the words to my song.

He's a born undertaker's mute,
I can see him in his black silk suit.
Following behind the funeral procession,
With his features fixed in a suitable expression.

 

[boing!]

Bugsy Malone has some great tunes. I watched it repeatedly over and over again for about a week once when I was a kid (it was the only video we had, mind).

 

[madzone]

When you're good to Mama - Chicago

Bye Bye Life - All that Jazz (does that count as a musical?)

There's gotta be something better than this - Sweet Charity

Rhythm of Life - Sweet Charity

Maybe this time - Cabaret (actually, anything from Cabaret)

Awww fekkin loads actually. In another life I would've worked in musical theatre - love it

 

[madzone]

2nd you'll never walk alone and send in the clowns, two of my favourite songs of any genre.

west side story probably has the biggest hit ratio - almost every song is fantastic. the best though is the awesome 'officer krupke'.

Ha! I sing that to the kids when they're bad

 

[Hi-ASL]

Another vote for Oliver! We are voting, right?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PFd6YLKVjek

 

[ChrisFilter]

Errr, the 40 year old virgin looks and sounds shit.

You're so very wrong.

Anyway, I nominate 'Akuna Matata' and 'America, Fuck Yeah'.

 

[Iam]