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Clapham Common is terrifying and full of lunatics.

I have a flatmate with a frisbee. I prefer the game where I sit on a blanket and throw the frisbee at him. He runs to fetch it and brings it back for me to throw again.
 
I have two. A US Pro-Frisbee, and one that's got an LED and fibre what changes colour and glows in the dark. Have had some proper fun playing with that when twatted, especially since it's red glow renders it almost invisible if the fris is in profile as it comes toward you :D
 
Actually it may be full of lunatics.

If there is a mental hospital nearby, as patients become better and more trustworthy but before they are deemed well enough to go home, they are permitted half and full day leave to roam around the local community. Note: these are people who are not well enough to go to their own homes but they are well enough to roam around other peoples, aimlessly, wandering and wondering, when can I go home ! !!

Well, what do you want done with them? :hmm:

Besides which, not well enough to go home does not mean not well enough to have day visits home.
 
Frisbee and other sports is fine by me, but the coloured jersey wearers that run around performing the noisy military style exercises do my nut. Parks are supposed to be chilled - they should really fuck off to a weekend boot camp or join the army or something.
 
You're moaning about people using a public space for sports/fitness or whatever.. get over yourself, geez. :D

To quote Jeremy Hardy.
Exercise, like masturbation, is a perfectly normal and healthy thing to do, but in neither case do I want to hear you talk about it or see you at it in the park.
 
I have two. A US Pro-Frisbee, and one that's got an LED and fibre what changes colour and glows in the dark. Have had some proper fun playing with that when twatted, especially since it's red glow renders it almost invisible if the fris is in profile as it comes toward you :D

my dad got one you could write LED words on for xmas. We wrote FUCK OFF SANTA on it and threw it around the garden. True story.
 
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what a bunch of cocks.
 
I did military fitness once in Battersea.... I thought I'd like it 'cos I liked team games at school. I like the whole screaming bit... "COME ON TEAM RED!!!!!!!!!"

It started to snow, I was the slowest runner and everyone in my team had to run repeatedly up and down the steps of the Buddhist temple thingy for 5 minutes and then do loads of press-ups because I'd made us lose the race... and no one would join in my cheering. :(
 
Tomorrow. Tomorrow I get to brainstorm during the day then teambuild into the evening on Clapham Common. Weather permitting.
 
i went past clapham common last night. Lots of crows hang out at the paddling pool (which I use to use when i was a small child (the pool not the crows)).
 
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