How's this for a stroke of genius: they say they'll deliver until 8pm at night, but their customer service helpline closes at 7pm - so you've no one to complain to when it looks like your package is not going to turn up.

). You could also name-drop the MD - say you're an old friend or summat. That should get results, too!Result!Heheh - and now, Straight In At NUMBER ONE!

Result!
And we've moved right up to #3 for "Citylink couriers" now.
I kicked up such a fuss with eBuyer about their shitty choice of courier that they've just refunded me carriage costs too.
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23 Jan 2012 07:28:32 PM UK Held by carrier - customer to arrange delivery
i don't understand how both can be true. the fucking thing only had to come from the docklands to central london before 5pm, because of the post room, but it seems this was beyond them.23 Jan 2012 19:28:32 Docklands CONSIGNMENT HELD DUE TO WEEKEND CLOSURE
I always get stuff delivered to my work address these days.
Of course, that;s no help tou you, ed...

Go to Google. Type in "Citylink Couriers." Enjoy results #3, #4, #15 and #17.
That's the Barbara Streisand Effect in, err, full effect.
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