CIA Tortured Me

[Badger Kitten]

Assuming he's exited, and apologising in advance for causing offence, but I have a soft spot for this useful video.

 

[Citizen66]

lol

 

[_pH_]

that's very good

 

[sim667]

I dont want to read this entire thread....... can anyone sum it up in bullet points?

 

[Citizen66]

It's only 4 pages long.

 

[Badger Kitten]

• man to internet: The CIA are torturing me by looking at me funny/saying stuff only I can hear/flashing lights
  
• internet to man: WTF/LOL/get help/me too

 

[QuestForFreedom]

yeah so I made this whole story up, u guys think i can sell this story for profit?


Also, if u have time check out the following sites:

http://denaihati.blogspot.com/2009/05/contest-rm500-untuk-di-menangi.html

http://denaihati.blogspot.com/2009/05/contest-rm500-untuk-di-menangi.html

http://hazmanfadzil.com/2009/05/29/syarikat-internet-rusia-labur-dalam-facebook/#IDComment22616557

 

[goldenecitrone]

I dont want to read this entire thread....... can anyone sum it up in bullet points?

The American Government have placed the Internet in my head.

 

[bluestreak]

The American Government have placed the Internet in my head.

They did that to me too, but I defeated them by only using to post pictures of cats.

 

[EddyBlack]

yeah so I made this whole story up, u guys think i can sell this story for profit?


Also, if u have time check out the following sites:

http://denaihati.blogspot.com/2009/05/contest-rm500-untuk-di-menangi.html

http://denaihati.blogspot.com/2009/05/contest-rm500-untuk-di-menangi.html

http://hazmanfadzil.com/2009/05/29/syarikat-internet-rusia-labur-dalam-facebook/#IDComment22616557

If you are sufferering, why not give the doctor a try? S/He will give you some meds that you can try and perhaps give you a different perspective if you really are just going through some chemical imbalance like happens all the time to millions of people. Where is the harm in giving it a try?

 

[toblerone3]

yeah so I made this whole story up, u guys think i can sell this story for profit?


Also, if u have time check out the following sites:

http://denaihati.blogspot.com/2009/05/contest-rm500-untuk-di-menangi.html

http://denaihati.blogspot.com/2009/05/contest-rm500-untuk-di-menangi.html

http://hazmanfadzil.com/2009/05/29/syarikat-internet-rusia-labur-dalam-facebook/#IDComment22616557

Have you read Badger Kitten's post? Post 74. I can't understand these links that you have posted.

 

[laptop]

for this useful video.

* circulates to others who get paid to field green ink *

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

beware the party van

 

[goldenecitrone]

But let's not forget, it's still a pretty debilitating illness. Would you laugh at paraplegics?

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

sometimes all you can do is laugh

it's that or cry

 

[QuestForFreedom]

It was all a joke, check out those links, ill make money

 

[cesare]

It was all a joke, check out those links, ill make money

Doubtful that people will, apart from curiosity. Hope you get better soon.

 

[Citizen66]

It was all a joke, check out those links, ill make money

It was proper funny as well. I reckon you'll make millions. The next Chris Morris.

 

[Citizen66]

If you're serious about wanting to make money though I suggest investing in a good printer.

 

[Citizen66]

And a decent pair of scissors.

 

[Citizen66]

And obviously paper.

 

[Jessiedog]

It was all a joke, check out those links, ill make money

Ummmmm.


Oooookaaaaaaaay.


*puts down the internetz and backs away slowly*


I actually read this thread.


*shakes head at self*


Go away, QFF, go away.




Woof

 

[Santino]

The CIA have finally turned him.

 

[Gromit]

The CIA have finally turned him.

Yep. And now he is trying to brainwash us cause we know too much!
I ain't going near those links. In fact I'm going to destroy those links by setting fire to my PC to be safe.

 

[Santino]

When I was coming home last night a man on the tube looked at me, and then talked on his phone in MY OWN LANGUAGE (Engllish).

 

[Citizen66]

Ah, so that place you went to is where you live?

*makes notes

 

[theCIA]

*screws on silencer*

 

[Corax]

Is this some traffic-driving bollocks then?

 

[toblerone3]

Dont really get it.

 

[Santino]

*screws on silencer*

The chicken is in the box. I repeat: the chicken is in the box.