

which tasted lovely (although it was nicer as a separate pudding tbh) but which didn't sit very well on top of the cake, so it wasn't the most beautiful cake ever....<cough>

Doesn't look shite... it has stars on it!Tasted lush, looked shite!![]()

Well, beetroot has been considered an aphrodisiac for thousands of years...
And look: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/3090307.stm

cake was going up in flames and not a (very natural, tbf...) reaction to the look of the cake, itself.cesare - yes that's her! She fucking cried when I brought the cake out, btw!![]()
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I like to think it was just the sparklers alarming her a bit - a fear that her BEAUTIFULcake was going up in flames and not a (very natural, tbf...) reaction to the look of the cake, itself.
I likes your coloured bowls and plates and glasses btw.
I think it was just birthday over-excitement, tbh. My son cried every year from the ages of about five to eight, so she's just started a year early. 
You put me off with your tale of rushing. 

aww you sound like an awesome mum
1. makes cakes for her kids birthday
2. doesnt shag random geezers off internet forums

but you could just about taste the beetroot, it was quite nice I thought.