Chips: Salt or Vinegar first

[danny la rouge]

Chips do not need sauce

Saucing chips is a five year olds behaviour

Get fucked.

 

[Johnny Doe]

I think you’ve misread the OP. We’re talking about chips. Chip shop chips.

Which should never be defiled with brown sauce, which as everyone knows, is for bacon and sausages

 

[izz]

I watched that because I love Jason Watkins.
But that butter on his chips business was highly weird. Is that a real thing in Bath? Any Bathers on here?

I've had chips in Bath but never witnessed this particular atrocity

 

[discokermit]

Chips do not need sauce

Saucing chips is a five year olds behaviour

unless the chips arent very good. then they can rescue them a bit.

 

[danny la rouge]

Which should never be defiled with brown sauce, which as everyone knows, is for bacon and sausages

And macaroni cheese, and fried eggs, and pies, and ... etc.

 

[Edie]

My fella puts brown sauce on everything. Dirty!

Brown sauce goes with meat- sausages, cottage pie, haggis etc. Red sauce goes with chips, egg, pizza. The exception to this is bacon butties which get red.

Honestly you have to question how some folk were raised.

 

[hitmouse]

This is not the place for rational affability.

See, I was trying to be rational and affable while counting on the sweet chilli sauce idea giving someone a heart attack. What about scollops, anyone got any hot scollop takes?

 

[discokermit]

and baked beans and hash browns. brown sauce is the most versatile condiment in the world.

 

[danny la rouge]

Brown sauce goes with meat- sausages, cottage pie, haggis etc. Red sauce goes with chips, egg, pizza. The exception to this is bacon butties which get red.

Honestly you have to question how some folk were raised.

Woh! Hold up. You put tomato ketchup on pizza?

 

[Raheem]

I always do salt first, but the vingar-as-salt-adhesive thing seems plausible. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Edie]

Woh! Hold up. You put tomato ketchup on pizza?

Not on pizza. To dip. Not posh pizzas like domino’s. The little frozen ones from Asda.

 

[Johnny Doe]

Honestly you have to question how some folk were raised.

I don't think there's any truth in the posts above. It's clearly some weird internet 'what's the most absurd thing you can get people to believe' game

 

[danny la rouge]

See, I was trying to be rational and affable while counting on the sweet chilli sauce idea giving someone a heart attack. What about scollops, anyone got any hot scollop takes?

Battered potato discs or shellfish?

 

[discokermit]

I always do salt first, but the vingar-as-salt-adhesive thing seems plausible. What's the worst that could happen?

confusion and fatalistic passivity. thats the spirit!

 

[hitmouse]

Not on pizza. To dip. Not posh pizzas like domino’s. The little frozen ones from Asda.

Yeah, it's legit - you have a bit of tomato sauce under the cheese, no reason why not have a bit more tomato sauce on top of the cheese (and pineapple) as well.

 

[danny la rouge]

Not on pizza. To dip. Not posh pizzas like domino’s. The little frozen ones from Asda.

That’s different. Dipping sauce is bougie.

 

[hitmouse]

Battered potato discs or shellfish?

Battered potato discs, but I do enjoy the trolling/general confusion inherent in selling a non-fish product in a fish shop and giving it the same name as a kind of shellfish.

 

[discokermit]

See, I was trying to be rational and affable while counting on the sweet chilli sauce idea giving someone a heart attack. What about scollops, anyone got any hot scollop takes?

you mean klondikes?

 

[izz]

That’s different. Dipping sauce is bougie.

boojwah ?

 

[Espresso]

What the fuck was that programme like though? We laughed belly laughs every time the green screen “we’re high up in the air!” balloon basket shots were shown.

I didn’t know how to process it.

Yup, it was really peculiar. But Bath looked lovely. Must go there one day and investigate the butter on chip scandal.
Thanks to you, izz for the data point.

 

[planetgeli]

Is vinegar the beans option here? I can never remember.

 

[hitmouse]

you mean klondykes?

Never heard that one, is it regional?

 

[danny la rouge]

boojwah ?

No, like the young people say.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Some right proper fucking weirdos outing themselves on this thread.

 

[danny la rouge]

you mean klondykes?

Fritters.

 

[Raheem]

confusion and fatalistic passivity. thats the spirit!

I'm happy enough with vinegar, though.

 

[izz]

No, like the young people say.

My bad, I'm not down with the youth.

 

[RubyToogood]

No vinegar for me please.

 

[izz]

Yup, it was really peculiar. But Bath looked lovely. Must go there one day and investigate the butter on chip scandal.
Thanks to you, izz for the data point.

whelks

 

[Johnny Doe]

Some right proper fucking weirdos outing themselves on this thread.

I know, right. Can you imagine, next time you see a stranger picking up brown sauce in the a supermarket, you just won't know, if they are one of those people