Chicago Town Pizzas

[DotCommunist]

Weird to get this excited about them tbh. Do you like those ones you have to microwave on a little silver tray?

Are you working for their PR?

microwave pizza is intrinsically fail, regardless of foil trays.

They are one step away from buying six cans of spesh and a bottle of Glendisgusting with your Razzle and pizza for one

 

[electrogirl]

microwave pizza is intrinsically fail, regardless of foil trays.

They are one step away from buying six cans of spesh and a bottle of Glendisgusting with your Razzle and pizza for one

I quite like them as a little trashy Kerry Katona style treat. I ate Findus Crispy Pancake sandwich 2 days ago though too.

 

[Bakunin]

microwave pizza is intrinsically fail, regardless of foil trays.

They are one step away from buying six cans of spesh and a bottle of Glendisgusting with your Razzle and pizza for one

Have you been peeking over my shoulder in Tesco's again?

 

[Melinda]

I quite like them as a little trashy Kerry Katona style treat. I ate Findus Crispy Pancake sandwich 2 days ago though too.

See I was with you last year when you fessed up to eating chocolate off the pavement, but fucking hell girl, have some pride.

 

[tarannau]

Nah, I'll stick up for PO here. They do a whole range of nastiness including more luxurious non microwaveable versions, usually conveniently discounted at eye level in Iceland.

They like any other frozen pizza really. Only slightly doughier and deeper than usual, with far more sauce than usual. And with far more salt and something imperceptibly nastily good about them.

I can't pretend they're healthy, but there's a grim satisfaction about the eating of them. You eat them greedily and feel dirty - a bit like them French folks devouring tiny whole birds, bones and all, behind a tea towel.

 

[electrogirl]

See I was with you last year when you fessed up to eating chocolate off the pavement, but fucking hell girl, have some pride.

I know. I'm really glad they never did a 'skankiest poster' award because all of this is coming together to make a really strong case for my nomination.

 

[Melinda]

Reformed ham and melted yellow plastic. Well might you feel dirty.

AND you have easy access to a Morleys.

 

[electrogirl]

I don't eat bear ham though!

I don't!

 

[bi0boy]

They are nearly as shit as Goodfellas pizzas

 

[aqua]

Nah, I'll stick up for PO here. They do a whole range of nastiness including more luxurious non microwaveable versions, usually conveniently discounted at eye level in Iceland.

They like any other frozen pizza really. Only slightly doughier and deeper than usual, with far more sauce than usual. And with far more salt and something imperceptibly nastily good about them.

I can't pretend they're healthy, but there's a grim satisfaction about the eating of them. You eat them greedily and feel dirty - a bit like them French folks devouring tiny whole birds, bones and all, behind a tea towel.

this

 

[electrogirl]

They are nearly as shit as Goodfellas pizzas

You're nearly as shit as Goodfellas Pizzas.


Yeah.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Chiago Town Pizzas for the win!

Is there a greater home made pizza experince other than CT's deep filled base?

In fact, I don't know why I did a poll. CT's pizzas are made of Win.

That is all.

Home made?


They're plainly wrong, but I can quite happily eat them from time to time.

 

[moose]

I've never heard of them. I'm so socially inept.

 

[Maggot]

They like any other frozen pizza really. Only slightly doughier and deeper than usual, with far more sauce than usual. And with far more salt and something imperceptibly nastily good about them.

I can't pretend they're healthy, but there's a grim satisfaction about the eating of them. You eat them greedily and feel dirty - a bit like them French folks devouring tiny whole birds, bones and all, behind a tea towel.

Never mind Pot Noodles, they are the true slag of convenience foods.

Home made?

YEAH, i'm not sure where the home made idea come from.

 

[Dillinger4]

Nah, I'll stick up for PO here. They do a whole range of nastiness including more luxurious non microwaveable versions, usually conveniently discounted at eye level in Iceland.

They like any other frozen pizza really. Only slightly doughier and deeper than usual, with far more sauce than usual. And with far more salt and something imperceptibly nastily good about them.

I can't pretend they're healthy, but there's a grim satisfaction about the eating of them. You eat them greedily and feel dirty - a bit like them French folks devouring tiny whole birds, bones and all, behind a tea towel.

 

[wtfftw]

Hmm. I don't like chicago pizza town pizzas. Not even in a slightly grubby way (and I've only been up a several hours and my brother bought me a kebab for breakfast).