Cheryl Cole telling girls not to dress provocatively

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yup.

I was looking forward to another argument

 

[Agent Sparrow]

I could tell you that you smell if it would help. Or more fitting for the thread, I could say you have horrible shoes. But a) it's late, and b) I'm too nice for that.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I could tell you that you smell if it would help. Or more fitting for the thread, I could say you have horrible shoes. But a) it's late, and b) I'm too nice for that.

*sniffs underarms and slopes off to bed in shame*

 

[Pip]

Fine one to talk

She didn't have to do that, her pop career was going so well.

Their skimpy garms will put everyone off this lot too.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

She didn't have to do that, her pop career was going so well.

Their skimpy garms will put everyone off this lot too.

I really think the thread title needs to be changed. It's not fair on Birthday Girl Cheryl.

Mrs Magpie?
Crispy?

 

[Awesome Wells]

What an attractive, intelligent and naturally beautiful array of young mannequins...I mean girls (with one old woman in the middle).

 

[Fictionist]

It might be nice if people - Dannii Minogue and every other fucker - would stop thinking they've got any right to tell women how they should look. Actually.

Beacause we all need to be super super skinny to be validated as women and by men?

 

[Pip]

Beacause we all need to be super super skinny to be validated as women and by men?

How did you arrive at that from what I said?

 

[Strumpet]

Yeh I don't get the connection there

What an attractive, intelligent and naturally beautiful array of young mannequins...I mean girls (with one old woman in the middle).

If all you see is "old woman" (and what?! Old?! Get to fuck) when you look at Nicole....you're an oddball sunshine.

 

[rubbershoes]

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[dodgepot]

i <3 cheryl

 

[Strumpet]

Me too, dodgepot.