weepiper
I fix the machines that fight climate change
"I would like a complicated mechanical machine which also has the added manufacturing complications of an electronic motor and battery, which will carry me several miles through busy traffic safely without parts slipping or breaking and with brakes which will actually stop the combined weight of me and the bike in all weathers. And I expect not to pay more than a week's wages for it, and for it still to achieve all of the above."
