gentlegreen
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I aim to please.This has got to be the grimmest thread ever...
Cheap alternative to baby oil to squirt in the loo ?
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Oi?!You lot haven't been very helpful at all.
panpete
Blokes name, birds body.
You do it while it's still wet, swish the brush in the cleanish water, put it back in its little pot and periodically pour a little chlorine bleach over it.
You lot haven't been very helpful at all.
I shat everything out I ate yestersay, for no good reason.
When I drank regularly, I used to have the shits so much, I had to put ointment on my butt, due to the soreness.
Do you eat bananas? They are the ultimate cure all, for any digestive organ refusing to do its job properly.
I noticed you eat tomatoes regularly, they give me the shits. I like them, but only a certain amount in one sitting.
spliff
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Not all, least of all you it seems.I aim to please.
feyr
evil evil monkey!
put a water hippo/brick/other non disolvable heavy bulky object in you cistern to reduce water used for each flush, or buy a http://www.interflush.co.uk/ system, says it cuts your flushing water in half. then flush after ever bowel movement. is your toilet very old? maybe the poo sticks because the shiny bit of the pan has corroded and is now nice and rough. invest in a nice new dual flush toilet and only ever use the half flush?
i'm a bit confused tbh, you dont want to waste water by flushing each time, but you are happy to use more toilet paper to prevent splashing ?
save all your household waste water from baths/washing up etc and use that to flush the loo inbetween normal flushes?
if you havent made any huge differences to your diet, but are suddenly feeling more lethargic and have the runs, you should see a doctor tbh! if it is a stomach bug , you are not doing yourself any favours by not flushing. if you dont want to use chemical cleaners , make your own antibacterial spray with 2 parts cheap vodka to 1 part water, with a few drops of tea tree oil, to use in the sink, around the toilet bowl etc. if you are worried about put oils down the toilet, make one for inside the bowl that is just vodka and water. and maybe try using a hand sanitizer as well as washing your hands for a bit, just untill any bugs are gone ( again vodka,water,aloe vera gel and a few drops of essential oil mixed together make a good natural alternative to shopbought ones)
hope your tummy and toilet seat are back to full working order soon
i'm a bit confused tbh, you dont want to waste water by flushing each time, but you are happy to use more toilet paper to prevent splashing ?
save all your household waste water from baths/washing up etc and use that to flush the loo inbetween normal flushes?if you havent made any huge differences to your diet, but are suddenly feeling more lethargic and have the runs, you should see a doctor tbh! if it is a stomach bug , you are not doing yourself any favours by not flushing. if you dont want to use chemical cleaners , make your own antibacterial spray with 2 parts cheap vodka to 1 part water, with a few drops of tea tree oil, to use in the sink, around the toilet bowl etc. if you are worried about put oils down the toilet, make one for inside the bowl that is just vodka and water. and maybe try using a hand sanitizer as well as washing your hands for a bit, just untill any bugs are gone ( again vodka,water,aloe vera gel and a few drops of essential oil mixed together make a good natural alternative to shopbought ones)
hope your tummy and toilet seat are back to full working order soon
