Charlotte Church - up the Duff
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Sweaty Betty
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Grandma Death said:You're like the welsh version of Heat magazine haylz. The font of all celebrity knowledge
You should have seen her at the winter Internationals in the Millenium Stadium.
Not content with her own VIP room, she ventures out to use the normal bogs, pushes in front of all the girls waiting and doubles up in a cubicle with her mate to chat and powder
helluva girl
Grandma Death
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Marius said:
So being a chav is about:
A: Having a propensity to commit crime.
B: Being like charlotte church.
Im confused....why is church a celebrity chav and other celebrities are not? What defines church to make her a chav?
Sweaty Betty
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Marius said:
That as well, but gav loves Rugby first and foremost and all this back biting about his dip in form and recent arguements with chaz.......well......who knows
Sweaty Betty
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Baron Samedi said:So, did she get pregnant to keep him ?
Well she is marrying him next month in Castell Coch
Gromit
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haylz said:Well she is marrying him next month in Castell Coch
You can only have 30 people maximum* at Castell Coch and there is no function room so its civil ceremony only and then off to your reception elsewhere.
I would have thought Church and Gavin would want a larger ceremony than that.
*Including the two Registrars, the bride and groom, any photographers and any musicians present.
Grandma Death
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Marius said:
Are you going to answer my question?
rhys gethin
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I hate to say these things but, Marius, I doubt she did all that mayhem personally and, other people, I think a new child deserves a better reception than all this spiteful title-tattle about its mother. I'd certainly suggest that CC got herself a PR person and a bit of privacy, though, then she could be just like all the other rich we know nothing about and properly respected. And I also think GH should learn our National Anthem/singing. That should make everything a LOT better.
Marius - you're a fucking tool, mate.
I don't much like the term chav when used to collectively describe a group of people in a negative way. Like Grandma Death said, you seem to use it as a way of describing anyone who's a robbing vanadlising bastard and Charlotte Church.
I'm not sticking up for the cunts that did all that to you in Ponty - that's all well shit. Course it is, but I'm having a go at you for being such a patronising middle class git.
Use the word if you like, I can't stop you, and don't want to. But the way you used it here does signify to me that you're a snobbish wanker that I don't want to have much to do with. No biggy.
And quoting the Daily Mail as a credible source to back up you're argument! Fucks sake. Can't work out if you're a trolling fuck or just a common or garden right-wing fool.
To be perfectly honest, I don't really give a fuck either way.
I don't much like the term chav when used to collectively describe a group of people in a negative way. Like Grandma Death said, you seem to use it as a way of describing anyone who's a robbing vanadlising bastard and Charlotte Church.
I'm not sticking up for the cunts that did all that to you in Ponty - that's all well shit. Course it is, but I'm having a go at you for being such a patronising middle class git.
Use the word if you like, I can't stop you, and don't want to. But the way you used it here does signify to me that you're a snobbish wanker that I don't want to have much to do with. No biggy.
And quoting the Daily Mail as a credible source to back up you're argument! Fucks sake. Can't work out if you're a trolling fuck or just a common or garden right-wing fool.
To be perfectly honest, I don't really give a fuck either way.
Sweaty Betty
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ddraig said:
Never.....
Gromit
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llantwit said:
You use middle class the same way I've used chav. You might as well drop the hollier than thou attitude because that means that if I'm a snob then you are a neo-snob.
Oh shit I didn't realise it was the mail. I just did a quick search for celebrity chavs and posted the first thing I found.
Charlotte Church's Mam Apologist
Oi, I once met her mam down Caroline Street. We shared some chips. This was about twenty years ago. I've carried a torch for her ever since.
haylz said:She is.....
Sorry mate i know of her personally and im not impressed one bit, and thats putting it mildly......
if she thinks that having a baby is going to tame her boozy ways or keep her man, then ....well she is heading down the same path as her mum im afraid....
Oi, I once met her mam down Caroline Street. We shared some chips. This was about twenty years ago. I've carried a torch for her ever since.
Sweaty Betty
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Brockway said:Oi, I once met her mam down Caroline Street. We shared some chips. This was about twenty years ago. I've carried a torch for her ever since.
Want me to tell her????
This might sound like nit-picking to you, but that's just not true. I qualified the term "middle class" with the words "patronising" and "git" - you used "chav" (which to start with is very diferent to the term "working class") as a derrogative term to describe a whole group of undifferentiated people. If you can't understand that then you are stupid as I thought you were.Marius said:
Sweaty Betty
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Brockway said:Really? Tell her I love her.
...ok
Sweaty Betty
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llantwit said:Sorry.
But do you find Ma Church attractive?
She is stunning irl, even more beautiful than her daughter.....papers dont do her justice...
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llantwit said:
Then why include it at all. Why not just call me a patronising git? No need to add middle class at all if it didn't have relevance to the insult, unless in fact it was part of the insult all along. Which I suspect it was.
Plus what are you basing your assumption that I'm middle class on please?
Is it impossible to be working class and hate chavs? I've news for you, it isn't.
I find it amusing that Pete Doherty and Jamiroquai were called all the names under the sun on this board. I call Charlotte church an insulting name and four people launch personal attacks on me. So far the only person I have respect for on here is Grandma Death who like me is arguing her cause without resorting to personal insults.
Sweaty Betty
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Marius said:
Its a he mate
Gromit
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I think the problem we have here is that chavs exist as a subculture in much the same way as Emo and Goth do. However,
Whereas Goth established their own name Chav was thrust upon the fake burberry wearers and was assigned as a negative phrase from the off. Until they give themselves a name though what else can i call them?
In fact I thought they had adopted the name chav themselves and were planning a Chav the movie as a celebration of chav culture (although that project doesn't seem to have surfaced yet).
If I said bloody Goths I hate them, would you have had such a go at me?
I doubt it because Goths come from various backgrounds.
Unlike Goths, chav are primarily from a single class, the underprivailged working class. By having a go at chavs you assume class snobbery on my part. Not the fact that I hate their clothes, their attitudes and mode of speech just as much as I hate the clothes, attitudes and modes of speech of certain middle and upper class groups as well.
Whereas Goth established their own name Chav was thrust upon the fake burberry wearers and was assigned as a negative phrase from the off. Until they give themselves a name though what else can i call them?
In fact I thought they had adopted the name chav themselves and were planning a Chav the movie as a celebration of chav culture (although that project doesn't seem to have surfaced yet).
If I said bloody Goths I hate them, would you have had such a go at me?
I doubt it because Goths come from various backgrounds.
Unlike Goths, chav are primarily from a single class, the underprivailged working class. By having a go at chavs you assume class snobbery on my part. Not the fact that I hate their clothes, their attitudes and mode of speech just as much as I hate the clothes, attitudes and modes of speech of certain middle and upper class groups as well.
