Charlotte Church Foxy or Frumpy?

[onenameshelley]

No one is saying they would like to fuck her, calling her a slut or anything else. There was even a thread in sports the other week with girlies(yes im looking at you shells) posting FHM stylee shots of fit fooballers.

*puts wrists out for a slap*

 

[nightowl]

prefer that opera singer (not for the music) katherine jenkins that always turns up to do the singing at the rugby matches with her. charlotte looks like more of an over the bins before catching the last bus home kind of girl

 

[kained&able]

responce to belushi: well yeah but no one had said it, which means people weren't making her an object just enjoying the view.

now you've ruined it!

*slaps shells*



dave

 

[silentNate]

perhaps Silentnate is feeling a bit guilty and dirty for some reason

Nah- prefer women to jumped up schoolgirls that attempt singing careers

 

[milesy]

she's hardly "attempted" a singing carreer has she, Nate. she is a multi-millionaire that got that money from...erm..singing.

you're a bit stupid lewis and the news.

 

[silentNate]

she's hardly "attempted" a singing carreer has she, Nate. she is a multi-millionaire that got that money from...erm..singing.

you're a bit stupid lewis and the news.

Yeah and the poll is really relevant to her singing
Might put up a Milesy 'Hot or Not' poll

 

[kyser_soze]

prefer that opera singer (not for the music) katherine jenkins that always turns up to do the singing at the rugby matches with her. charlotte looks like more of an over the bins before catching the last bus home kind of girl

Katherine Jenkins

CC - that smile is quite lovely, no?

Can I have both please?

NIghtowl - just read the last line of your post...'over the bins before the last bus home'...with a smile like that? *points up*

 

[onenameshelley]

Yeah and the poll is really relevant to her singing
Might put up a Milesy 'Hot or Not' poll

milesy is hot he dont need a poll

 

[kained&able]

thats just greedy kyser


dave

 

[milesy]

but you're the one that said she's "attempted a singing career", so it's a bit daft of you to start claiming that the thread's got nothing to do with that whee you're the one that brought it up, nate.

 

[girasol]

I saw this thread when I got in to work at 9 and made a bet with myself that it would be in the bin by 10 o'clock... It's still here, so my other self wins!

Hurray!

** gives other self 50p **

 

[parallelepipete]

Charlotte Church Foxy or Frumpy?

Is "Fuck Off Hippy" directed at CC or pollster?

 

[Tank Girl]

poor nate

 

[milesy]

milesy is hot he dont need a poll

i've got one already to be fair <wraps legs around it and shakes nipple tassles whilst swishing hair about>

 

[Tank Girl]

I feel nauseous

 

[JFC]

I don't want to blow my own trumpet but i think this thread has been an outstanding success. I have leant something new (the ass thing)

This is educational and when Charlotte becomes an institution you will al remember me.

Must say, in her new video, her voice and performance is very Tom Jones

 

[silentNate]

poor nate

I know, harbouring this love of milesy for so long just to be rejected now

 

[Tank Girl]

she's got a hairy chest?

 

[JFC]

Is "Fuck Off Hippy" directed at CC or pollster?

pollster

 

[Tank Girl]

I know, harbouring this love of milesy for so long just to be rejected now

he's a cruel and harsh man

 

[kyser_soze]

Must say, in her new video, her voice and performance is very Tom Jones

I'm surprised Mr Jones hasn't been reported on PB or Holy Moly! as having had a pop at getting into CCs valley hisself TBH *insert better 'valleys/sex/welsh 'joke' here if quoted*

 

[Onket]

Disagree with me on what?? That Charlotte is hot??

Yes. Cos she isn't.

 

[MysteryGuest]

She is to me.

 

[onenameshelley]

Yes. Cos she isn't.

*ducks out of the way of onkets handbag*


Okey dokey then

 

[milesy]

I know, harbouring this love of milesy for so long just to be rejected now

<builds impenetrable fortess around self and soaks self in bath of bleach just in case>

 

[Onket]

*ducks out of the way of onkets handbag*


Okey dokey then

Not my fault your vision is faulty & defective.



And you mysteryguest!

 

[girasol]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

charlotte church will never be fit to lick kylie's poptastic shoes, let alone be "the new kylie"!!!

mmm, I don't know... Charlotte's hair is a lot better than Kylie's when she was the same age!

 

[kyser_soze]

mmm, I don't know... Charlotte's hair is a lot better than Kylie's when she was the same age!

In mitigation it was the 80s and she is Australian...

 

[rennie]

i think she's poo but it's refreshing to see a singer/celeb gracing the pages of several newspapers who isn't very thin.

 

[dessiato]

Given the opportunity I'd take Goldfrapp first, Kylie second, Geri Halliwell third, then CC. Guess that would be my choice.