Discussion in 'books, films, TV, radio & writing' started by DaveCinzano, Aug 31, 2015.
Richard Burton is a lowly serf in feudal England.
The Endless Hummer
- in this remake of the achingly hip 60's surf movie, Ben Affleck can barely contain his glee when his cute young girlfriend reveals her love for all things fellatio
I Know What You Did Last, Hummer
Name that tune, the movie!
Cor, Nan the Barbarian -- Schwarzenegger is astounded to discover his gran has caused the downfall of the Roman Empire.
To Shave and Shave Not
Hipsters and normies clash in battle royal.
To Hove, or Hove Not
Man tries to decide whether or not to move to near Brighton
A hirsute creature with a lovable persona turns out to be a cunt
Tee No Wolf - A teenage boy and his father become estranged after an incident in which a round of golf is prioritised over a long-desired visit to a wolf sanctuary
Co-nan the barber Ian
A hairdresser helps his disabled mum to be the grandmother she has always wanted to be to her daughter’s children.
At just turned thirteen a boy's loss of innocence on discovering that not everybody lifts the seat.
Deli Cat Essen. The story of Catherine, from a German town, who runs a delicatessen.
F ringer story of a church bells tuner and manufacturer.
O, Sean’s 8!
His parents thought their son was 7, but then discover an entire year of their lives has been erased from their memories.
John Travolta survives the Tay bridge disaster.
Holliday on the Buses
"fish out of water" comedy as old west gunslinger Doc Holliday becomes a conductor on the London buses.
The Trench Connection
Gene Hackman is an officer in the Great War.
Confess Ions of a Wind Owl EANer
Professor Mortius shares some interesting insights into the cerebral membrane biochemistry of Oteus Ventus, the Eurasian Wind Owl, at the European Academy of Neurology conference in Frankfurt. However when a member of the audience challenges the experimental results, Mortius is forced into a humiliating admission.
An embittered nanny uses her magical umbrella to shit on her former charges from a great height.
In this steampunk/fantasy crossover, Sonja fights the hordes of Hyperborea while dressed as an "Edwardian Strutter".
Cross Off Iron - in an attempt to make bingo more upmarket, Dudley Mecca starts playing games using the Periodic Table. Somewhat marred by peckinpah's obsession with combat in an unlikely setting.
Bros of Iron.
Channing Tatum tries to appeal to the alt-right market, thus committing career suicide.
How to Carry a Millionaire
Lauren Bacall shoves a boathook into the ample backside of a small millionaire, and carries him around '50s Manhattan.
Let's Make Gove
Marilyn Monroe plays a mad scientist who creates an artificial Michael Gove by using the body parts of dead criminals and syphilis victims.
Gentlemen Refer Blondes
Rex Harrison tells his blonde bombshell neighbour (Diana Dors) that she should be referred to something or other, I can't be arsed, can someone else finish this one?
the quack and the dead
when impersonating a doctor goes badly wrong
90 minutes of Rex Harrison knocking back glass after glass of the hard stuff.
Bond goes on a terrifying mission, attempting to foil an evil plan to take over the world with a shrubbery.
The Best Years of Our Hives
A disease ridden family do their best to look n the right side.
The Third Mané
After Sadio and Carlos, which family member will join the two geniuses at the World Cup?
Tarzan of the Ales
A wobbling beer gut flashes past on a vine.
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