Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

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  1. Idris2002

    Idris2002 the liberation forces make movies of their own

    A Bridge Too Far I.

    Reggae legend Prince Far I serenades the troops.
     
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  2. bi0boy

    bi0boy Power User

    Transformers: The Last Night

    Supplied with faulty electrical infrastructure, the first team to climb the Martian volcano, Olympus Mons, face an uncertain future without power. In the face of adversity they decide to host the party to end all parties.
     
  3. bi0boy

    bi0boy Power User

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Lead Men Tell No Tales

    Documentary about he prevalence of heavy metal poisoning amongst 18th century sailors Caribbean caused by contaminated rum.
     
  4. bi0boy

    bi0boy Power User

    Diary of a Limpy Kid: The Long Haul

    Tedious 3 hour yarn about a crippled kid trying to do a Forest Gump
     
  5. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    I Know What You Bid Last Summer

    "Best auctioneering thriller since Blazing Gavels."
     
  6. DaveCinzano

    DaveCinzano WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!

    Well, since Lovejoy Luck Club at least.
     
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  7. May Kasahara

    May Kasahara thoughts start with a laser sound

    Jackie Frown

    Adventures while signing on/appealing a parking ticket.
     
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  8. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist specter haunting

    Bellraiser

    the exciting job of being a fluffer
     
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  9. bi0boy

    bi0boy Power User

    A bone in Berlin

    A girl discovers a bone in Berlin, in the grounds of her school. This awakens the demon prince of Zakatosaosh and launches a titanic struggle for control of the cosmos.
     
  10. rubbershoes

    rubbershoes not the only raver in the village


    Or 90 minutes of non stop campanology
     
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  11. rubbershoes

    rubbershoes not the only raver in the village

    Dour Lions

    Would-be suicide bombers fail to smile at anything
     
  12. rubbershoes

    rubbershoes not the only raver in the village

    No country for old Len

    Len Hutton's citizenship is revoked and he spends the next 18 years at East Midlands Airport
     
  13. mod

    mod A modernist

    Elfie (1966)

    We follow our protagonist Elfie (a small, supernatural creature with pointed ears and magical powers) around 1960's London as he womanises and schemes his way to poor health and a period of introspection.

    Avoid the 2004 remake staring Jude Law.
     
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  14. hot air baboon

    hot air baboon Well-Known Member

    May of the Dead

    Streepesqe political biopic meets disturbing post apocalyptic horror as the blasted corpse of a former PM defies death to spread alarm across the land - followed by a moaning, shambling retinue of rotting remains in pin stripe rags risen from the political graveyard ( Tebbitt, Heseltine, Major, Patton
     
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  15. Idris2002

    Idris2002 the liberation forces make movies of their own

    Atone in Berlin.

    Young Germans find out what Grandad really did in the war, and proceed to flagellate themselves for several hours. "Harrowing".
     
  16. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist specter haunting

    The Foreigners


    Jackie Chan comes to england to re-unite the band because he fucking loves that cold as ice song
     
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  17. JimW

    JimW 支那暗杀团

    A Fielding England - odd little arthouse effort that consists entirely of a view of Joe Roots arse in the slips during Pakistans second innings in the third test.
     
  18. Nine Bob Note

    Nine Bob Note Straight for Servalan

    Br. No
    007 easily locates Spectre's secret layer in the Czech Republic.

    From Russia with Gove
    Schools throughout the land are issued copies of Dr Zhivago, foreworded by Michael Gove.

    Goldminger
    Made for TV documentary by Channel 5, looking at ugly people who buy jewellery from Argos.

    Thunderwall
    Noel Gallagher attempts a second remake of the Bond classic featuring endless Beatles references and casual homophobia.

    You Only Jive Twice
    If you thought the fifth installment of 007 was racist enough, you were wrong.
     
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  19. hot air baboon

    hot air baboon Well-Known Member

    Last Bexit to Brooklyn

    a hapless UK trade negotiator with a penchant for spoonerism inadvertantly misses the chance to book Lynn - his PA - on a flight to Brussels, unbeknownst to his wife, for a weekend sojourn on the last day of brexit negotiations.
     
  20. Buddy Bradley

    Buddy Bradley Pantheistic solipsist

    Ni By Mouth

    Ray Winstone knocks Kathy Burke around while demanding a shrubbery.
     
  21. hot air baboon

    hot air baboon Well-Known Member

    Argos - the CIA hatch an elaborate mission to rescue innocent civillians caught up in a truly terrible retail experience
     
  22. Dom Traynor

    Dom Traynor Tino Pai

    Cool Punnings

    Jamaican verbal gymnastics team do surprisingly (to racists) well at world pun championships in Switzerland.
     
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  23. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model One star in sight

    wander woman
    superheroine on a trek
     
  24. Dom Traynor

    Dom Traynor Tino Pai

    Mon Air

    Jamaican prisoner transport plane gets hijacked and crashes on a totally tropical beach.
     
  25. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    Do the Wight Thing.

    Tensions boil over and shit gets real on a hot summer's day in Ryde.
     
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  26. hot air baboon

    hot air baboon Well-Known Member

    Wogan

    an innocent sheep-slaughtering werewolf tries to deal with their horrendous secret - uncontrollable urges to put on a bad hair-piece & act like an oleaginously self-deprecating, blarney-spinning light entertainer
     
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  27. Riklet

    Riklet procrastinación

    Dine Hard

    Massive Christmas shnackathon with some cheeky British villian playing classical music and stuff
     
  28. DaveCinzano

    DaveCinzano WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!

    Dunc Irk

    Performance art film inspired by Alan Clark's Elephant, in which hidden surveillance teams follow an unwitting subject, the former Blue Peter presenter Peter Duncan, around for a whole day, as actors pretending to be ordinary members of the public continuously stop him as he goes about his business to tell him that they “always preferred John Noakes”.
     
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  29. hot air baboon

    hot air baboon Well-Known Member

    ..marks awarded for effort... :facepalm:
     
  30. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model One star in sight

    Lost exit to Brooklyn

    Stanley Edwards in new york
     

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