Central London mob attacks people in Hyde park

Discussion in 'London and the South East' started by The Black Hand, Aug 3, 2008.

  1. Melinda

    Melinda Kama roa, efshar livloa?

    What if Jane Couch got lairy? Trod on your trainers, spilled your pint, looked at your birs AND THEN called you a ponce?
  2. cesare

    cesare don't mourn, organise!

    I suppose it's just me, and we all know I'm destined for hell anyway, but I've got one of those unspeakable urges to put it to a practical test.

    Along the lines of a female volunteer tormenting both Ed and teuchter and seeing which one of them snaps first.

    Cheesy'd possibly be up for it cos it's like, an abstract creative solution to resolve this debate.
  3. Melinda

    Melinda Kama roa, efshar livloa?

    SHOUTS: STFU you clown! ;):D

    Creative conflict resolution! Loving your work Ces!
  4. teuchter

    teuchter je suis teuchter

    Can we do a poll to see whether people think it is conceivable that there exist in this world some women who might be stronger than some men, and that some men might not be able to physically restrain?

    Would that be construed as some kind of call-out thread?

    E2A: Cesare's proposal looks a lot more entertaining, however. Although I am not sure that I want to be one of the test subjects.
  5. exosculate

    exosculate a stagger with a beat

    Would this be the right time to point out that 10% of domestic violence cases are woman on man?
  6. cesare

    cesare don't mourn, organise!

    Abstract thinking creative conflict resolution :cool: It's got a ring to it, I suppose. Although I prefer DEATHMATCH!
  7. exosculate

    exosculate a stagger with a beat

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil women.

    Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak women through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his sisters keeper and the finder of lost children.

    And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers T-shirts.

    And you will know I am the MAN when I lay my vengeance upon you.
  8. editor

    editor hiraethified

    But it's not about 'some men.'

    The question was specifically aimed at me, in an increasingly desperate attempt to back up your pissweak, crumbling 'argument.'
  9. Melinda

    Melinda Kama roa, efshar livloa?

    Populist! Dumb downerer!

    Calling it DEATHMATCH! wont get you EU funding!
  10. cesare

    cesare don't mourn, organise!

  11. cesare

    cesare don't mourn, organise!

    Oh good point. We need a fund raiser.
  12. editor

    editor hiraethified

    From years of running these boards, I already know what it's like to be tormented by annoying women, thanks. :D

    But you note that you won't even find the slightest hint of a physical threat posted by me in retaliation anywhere here.
  13. teuchter

    teuchter je suis teuchter

    OK then, can we do a poll called:

    "Who thinks there is a possibility that some day the Editor could meet a woman strong enough that he would not be able to physically restrain her?"

  14. Melinda

    Melinda Kama roa, efshar livloa?


  15. rich!

    rich! stalin tache

    Roadkill and I came up with the idea of "urbanite steel cage deathmatches" once when very drunk. I can't remember what our proposed first match was - probably Firky and El Jefe in a room full of Captain Beefheart records...
  16. cesare

    cesare don't mourn, organise!

    Now's the chance to see if your tolerance, restraint and general bonhomie works in a practical situation.

    It could be an off-line special. One of these 'annoying women' all set up to prove both yours and teuchters' points. It's a no lose situation and happen it'll attract quite an audience.
  17. quimcunx

    quimcunx protestant traybake

    Again, you've edited out strong.

    Me? Not that I have any intention of getting into a violent contretemps with you or anyone. I'm shorter than all but two posters on here, strong enough to lift up a 17 stone bouncer (or at least used to be, I haven't tested recently). If you were to happenstance upon me in a sufficiently angry/adrenalin-pumped state and a situation where you/anyone felt it was necessary to restrain me, I honestly believe you would have considerable difficulty in doing so. If I was a foot taller I seriously doubt you would be able to at all.

    Please bear in mind, I'm not claiming I could beat you in a fight, just that your attempts at restraint could, not preposterously at all, prove insufficient in holding me from my target.
  18. rich!

    rich! stalin tache

    With mud. Lots of mud.
  19. Melinda

    Melinda Kama roa, efshar livloa?

    All the best tournaments use baby oil now.

  20. detective-boy

    detective-boy Banned Banned

    * Gets sent to remedial aiming lessons so as not to blow such an opportunity ever again ... *
  21. detective-boy

    detective-boy Banned Banned


    By simply being there ...
  22. detective-boy

    detective-boy Banned Banned

    Probably more - it's recognised as being a very under-reported area.
  23. Dan U

    Dan U Boompty

    24 pages, wow
  24. chico enrico

    chico enrico No hair shows you care.

    OK, if it will shut you up here's one of those websites you're fishing for a link to:

    See beautiful giantesses terrorizing little men

    http://www. virtualgiantess2.com/

    Really, there's plenty out there. You don't need to feel ashamed. Nobody's judging you here. ;)
  25. teuchter

    teuchter je suis teuchter

    Evidently you haven't. It took you quite a long time to find that website though. I think you're a bit too late; it's lost its comedy effect. Timing is everything, you know.
  26. Melinda

    Melinda Kama roa, efshar livloa?


    You funny man!

  27. editor

    editor hiraethified

    You imagination gets weirder every day.

    Why on earth do you think I'll end up having a row with a large, angry, powerful, nay strong, woman who'll become so uncontrollably violent and enraged that she'll attack me and then I'll realise she's too beefy for me to restrain that I'll be forced to punch her?

    I can tell you that in over 40 years, the amount of times that the above scenario has come even remotely close to happening = 0 and I can see no earthly reason for that to change.

    But seeing as you seem to be insisting that it's only a matter of time, how many times have you had to punch a woman right in the face because she was so crazed with anger you were unable to restrain her?

    If the answer is also zero, you'll begin to look really, really foolish. :D
  28. The Black Hand

    The Black Hand Unclean

  29. teuchter

    teuchter je suis teuchter

    Since childhood I have never hit a woman and I have never hit a man.

    The fact that you don't already know this, which I have already very clearly stated, and repeated several times, supports my suspicion that you aren't really reading this thread properly.

    And the fact that you think that this answer will make me look foolish suggests you are somehow misunderstanding the point I am trying to make.

    This thread having descended into farce over the last few pages, perhaps we should try and start at the beginning again.

    Here is the first post I made outlining the reasons why I am sometimes irritated by people saying "I would never hit a woman":

    Please pay particular attention to the last paragraph.

    A little bit later, you made this post in which you said:

    And to anyone who had read my previous post, the answer to that is an obvious "no". But from that point on you gave the impression that you were working on the assumption that this was my attitude (please correct me if I am wrong) which put me on the defensive somewhat.

    There followed several pages of to-and-fro which didn't seem to be going anywhere and after a while I made this post in an attempt to explain to you what the point I am trying to make is:

    And I wrote that post for the specific reason that you seemed not to be understanding why I was asking what I was asking, and were accusing me of "point-scoring" or somesuch.

    Did you actually read that post? Because it feels to me like you didn't. I genuinely don't understand why you find it so "preposterous" to suggest that a man - it doesn't matter if it's you or me or someone else - might come into some kind of conflict situation with a woman who is physically stronger than him.

    You seem to be implying that the reason you'd never hit a woman is that they'd always be weaker than you and therefore it would never be necessary. I am saying that is a false assumption. I am saying that if there is potential for a situation where you need to hit a man then there is potential for a situation where you need to hit a woman. It matters not a jot how unlikely either of them are. If it is possible, then your suggestion that it is never OK to hit a woman because it would never be "necessary" doesn't hold any water at all. It seems like a perfectly logical line of reasoning to me and yet you are acting like it is the most ridiculous argument in the history of the internet.

    The fact is that several people contributing to this thread seem to agree with me that this is a reasonable argument to make, and that it is possible for a man to come into conflict with a woman stronger than him. The only people in disagreement, I think are you and chico enrico who has now embarrassed himself by letting his incoherent line of reasoning lapse into personal insult and off-topic nonsense. And yet you still seem to think I am pursuing some lunatic idea. Which is why I suggested the poll, which I am confident would reveal that most people consider a situation where a man comes into conflict with a woman stronger than him to be a perfectly possible one.

    Having digested all that do you still maintain that I am a preposterous twerp or whatever it is you called me earlier?
  30. untethered

    untethered For industry & decency

    There might be a terrible miscarriage of justice based on mistaken identity which sees you locked up in a really tough women's prison where the inmates are just not reasonable.

    Then what?

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