Celebrity C-nts

[Sweet FA]

Nugent speaks sense!

I guessed you might like the second quote

 

[stavros]

Meet Lars Ulrich, the cunt's cunt's cunt

I only really know of him from the fuck-storm he kicked up about Napster back in the day, and whilst that is certainly evidence for him is there anything else that marks him out as exceptional in this field?

 

[pk]

The Napster shit is enough to confine him to perma-cunt status.

 

[Pigeon]

Are there any drummers who are cunts, ?

Wossface out of Metallica looks a cunt to me...

E2A..too late!

 

[DotCommunist]

Nugent speaks sense!



Me and Guru got beef.

Its all good. If I mention why then he might read this, and past experience here proves there's many a lurking GRASS... Mentioning no names Dafydd...

Must remember to nurse beeves with minor celbrities. I've always wanted to hold a grudge against a c-lister for something IRL and minor. I mean, Kieth Chegwin kissed my mum once, but given the quantity/quality issue of my mothers partners I can only assume that she launched herself onto his horrible face. I want a real, grown-up real life reason to hate a one-step-from CBB 'star'

 

[pk]

Rod Stewart tried to kiss my mum once and she told the fake Scottish fool to get stuffed, at some firework display in Richmond or somewhere back in the 60s.

But he has my pity... I mean, he's Rod Stewart.

I couldn't live with knowing I was Rod Stewart.

 

[pk]

Oh and I have personal beef with Paul Fucking Daniels too, I don't care how old he is, I'm slapping that cunt good and proper when I see him, see if he can magic himself away before he gets his magic arse kicked in front of Debbie McGee.

That one stems from a road rage incident more than 20 years ago, incidentally.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Rod Stewart tried to kiss my mum once and she told the fake Scottish fool to get stuffed, at some firework display in Richmond or somewhere back in the 60s.

But he has my pity... I mean, he's Rod Stewart.

I couldn't live with knowing I was Rod Stewart.

Are you sure she isn't just saying that to hide the fact that Roddie is your real, biological father?

Pk, if Rod Stewart is your father, would you kill yourself now?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

[Woman to Roddie]: "You can do me doggie over this garbage bin, but no kissing: that's unhygenic!"

 

[Big Vern]

Cilla Black is a cunt and also Jimmy Tarbuck..Thatcherite cunts!

 

[DotCommunist]

Cilia Black always came off as a total universe of cuntitude anyway. That horrible dating program that always seemed a year or two off of Jeremy Kyle style break ups.

 

[pk]

Are you sure she isn't just saying that to hide the fact that Roddie is your real, biological father?

Pk, if Rod Stewart is your father, would you kill yourself now?

Nope, I'd claim his yachts and half his land and throw big fuck off parties!

 

[pk]

[Woman to Roddie]: "You can do me doggie over this garbage bin, but no kissing: that's unhygenic!"

Hmmm. That's straying into deep fuckwit territory, Canuck.

 

[miniGMgoit]

Oh and I have personal beef with Paul Fucking Daniels too, I don't care how old he is, I'm slapping that cunt good and proper when I see him, see if he can magic himself away before he gets his magic arse kicked in front of Debbie McGee.

That one stems from a road rage incident more than 20 years ago, incidentally.

Surely you mean "The Lovely Debbie McGee"?

 

[albionism]

Ben Elton