Celebrity Big Brother

[kyser_soze]

Just watching the catch up on E4.
Who the fuck does Lisa I'anson think she is??!
'Oh I'm quite worried about being the clever one in the house - some things I say may go right over their heads'

WTF!

I hope Germaine Greer chews her up and spits her out for breakfast.

Hmm, lets have a look at the genii she's sharing with:

Caprice, Jeremy, Bex, Brigiite Neilson, John Mcrcicick, Kenzie...not exactly a line up Mensa are going to be leaping on in the near future is it?

 

[madzone]

Hmm, lets have a look at the genii she's sharing with:

Caprice, Jeremy, Bex, Brigiite Neilson, John Mcrcicick, Kenzie...not exactly a line up Mensa are going to be leaping on in the near future is it?

Bez not Bex

 

[kyser_soze]

Sorry for the sloppy typing

 

[madzone]

Sorry for the sloppy typing

Good - don't do it again

Fair do's there may be peeps in there who wouldn't make Mensa but FFS what an arrogant thing to say. That, along with her claims that she has a sexual hold over men makes me think that it's just as well David Icke isn't there - 2 delusional people may make for uncomfortable viewing.

 

[kyser_soze]

I dunno...quite fancy the idea of Lisa I'Anson having a sexual hold over me...

You feeling better?

 

[madzone]

I dunno...quite fancy the idea of Lisa I'Anson having a sexual hold over me...

You feeling better?

lol

No - not really feeling much better. Thanks for asking though

 

[Chester Copperpot]

I think Bez could possibly be the best contestant ever - he gets my vote!!!

Whats a dude.

I hope shaun ryder is one of the late arrivals though

 

[oddworld]

Did you see the state of Shaun Ryder on yesterdays Big Brother , oh my god - he looked really rough , his face was so bloated

 

[madzone]

Did you see the state of Shaun Ryder on yesterdays Big Brother , oh my god - he looked really rough , his face was so bloated

He's looked like that for a while now. I think his liver must be fucked

 

[i_hate_beckham]

For a moment i thought it was a scarecrow with a giant bowling ball for for a head then i realised it was Shaun!

 

[oddworld]

I dunno...quite fancy the idea of Lisa I'Anson having a sexual hold over me...

She'd eat you alive

 

[Orangesanlemons]

She'd eat you alive

I reckon she would. I used to enjoy her London Live show and I've got a lot of time for her.
One afternoon she had to interview the producer of the film "Christie Malry's Own Double-entry" (a film based around an accountancy, hence the "double-entry" reference).
Every time, and I mean every time the poor man mentioned the word "double-entry" I'anson corpsed utterly - you could hear her dissolving into hysterics in the background as he ploughed on gamely. To be fair it was his own fault - asking Lisa I'anson if she was "familiar with double-entry" was probably not a sensible opening gambit.

The interview lasted for five excruciating minutes, and was a joy from start to finish.

I like her, the dirty girl.

 

[G. Fieendish]

Re: Brigette Nielsen
Is Brigette Nielsen making a living "appearing" in Reality T.V shows...?
(VH1 are showing a "reality T.V" show at present, called "The Surreal Life" & guess who's appearing in it....?).
Yours,Grimley

 

[DJ Squelch]

Re: Brigette Nielsen
Is Brigette Nielsen making a living "appearing" in Reality T.V shows...?
(VH1 are showing a "reality T.V" show at present, called "The Surreal Life" & guess who's appearing in it....?).
Yours,Grimley

Isn't Flavor Flav from Public Enemy in that aswell. Now theres a guest I'd like to see on UK Celeb Big Brother but only on the condition he still wears his trademark giant clock round neck type thing.

 

[foo]

Isn't Flavor Flav from Public Enemy in that aswell. /QUOTE]

Yeh, he is. I caught this show the other night. Brigitte's acting nothing like she is in BB. She was fawning all over flav, acting like a simpleton - or a feeble 'feminine' idiot. She kept prostrating herself infront of him, begging him to tell her how wonderful she is and talked in a baby lisping voice. She then started talking all gangsta to impress him....cringeworthy viewing...seriously!


As for this BB. I may not like Greer in sainisburys but I quite like her in this lol. Bez, I worry about making it beyond a week tbh, bless him. Oh yeh, I was shocked at how bloated and wrecked Shaun Ryder looked too

 

[Pie 1]

according to holy moly (http://www.holymoly.co.uk/)

Cunts corner's quite funny

 

[Pie 1]

I think his [Ryder] liver must be fucked

I think the whole of him's fucked. Period.

 

[WasGeri]

Does anyone else find Caprice and her remarks about 'flatulating' really annoying?

I didn't know what she was talking about to begin with. When she said "Do you flatulate, John?" I thought she said "Do you flagellate, John?"

I was thinking, that's a bit of a personal thing to ask someone you've only just met!

 

[Belushi]

Caprice appears to have had so much plastic surgery that her face is unable to convey any expression. She looks like she was really pretty once before she was tyrned into a Barbie Doll.

John McKirric (sp?) is a twat of the first order, the ladies are going to lynch him if he keeps on the way he has.

 

[WasGeri]

Caprice appears to have had so much plastic surgery that her face is unable to convey any expression. She looks like she was really pretty once before she was tyrned into a Barbie Doll.

Oh, I'm not the only one who thinks that then. She looks bizarre. How anyone could fancy her now is beyond me.

 

[madzone]

I think the whole of him's fucked. Period.

If he's getting periods then he is absolutely fucked

 

[jasoon]

People are ACTUALLY watching this

 

[madzone]

People are ACTUALLY watching this

No. I'm having all the images psychically transported into my head by radioactive nuhrdweevils

 

[chegrimandi]

john mcirick is mad a mad old rambling buffoon....

yes yes booby loves me the booby, yes the booby isn't very intelligent at all, ah the booby...no the booby is good shes not above her station, ah booby....

lucky old booby eh!!!!! living with that sorry cunt!!

kid from blazing squad seems alright,

 

[foo]

I reckon he's putting all that crap on for the show/attention etc....at home he probably follows her around dribbling like a revolting slavish adoring puppy.

He is truly revolting and no doubt holds most of the views he's been spouting about - but I think it's his game plan thingy. He's doing some sort of BB troll just so people talk about him and keep him in for entertainment value.

 

[Epico]

I'm liking it so far. I've always know John McCrickeck was a tosser, so his behaviour doesn't come as a surprise to me. It makes it interesting, but he'll be the first out. Yawn.
Kenzo is surprising me by appearing as relatively normal lad, I was expecting to be over-cringingly ghetto bwoy. I guess thats because his mates aren't with him. Innit.

 

[i_hate_beckham]

Kenzo is surprising me by appearing as relatively normal lad

Yeah he looks normal to me.......

 

[jasoon]

No. I'm having all the images psychically transported into my head by radioactive nuhrdweevils

Nice. You must have a fun-filled , exciting life, to find time to sit infront of the tv and class it as 'entertainment'. LOL

 

[madzone]

Nice. You must have a fun-filled , exciting life, to find time to sit infront of the tv and class it as 'entertainment'. LOL

Oooh you're so sharp jasooon - mind you don't go cutting your little self on that sharp tongue now
Everyone's a critic

 

[exosculate]

Here are the votes of the exosculate jury.

The tictac man is a fucking arse.

Caprice is a bimbo

Kenzie - Young but I dont mind him too much

Greer - Love her want her to win

I'Anson - Cant stand her on any level - represents all that was and still is bad about radio 1

Jeremy - Who?????

Bez - Like him to an extent and i know he's not thick - but damn does he have communication issues

Rambos ex - Opportunist buffoon - yuk.


Great telly though.