Celebrity Big Brother starts tonight

[5t3IIa]

I expect I will watch it if Tommy Sheridan is in it.

Is he the sexy Scots pol?

 

[Tank Girl]

if mutya's in i'm watching, if she's not i hate it and won't waste my time watching such shallow, vacuous crap.

you do talk a load of shit. you fucking love shallow, vacuous crap

you're married to me for a start

 

[Dillinger4]

I love shallow, vacuous crap. My high point of the television year is Eurovision.



At the same time, I also love things like the Opera and Ballet and the Theater.

 

[Geri]

Is he the sexy Scots pol?

Well, he's Scottish. I don't think he is sexy, but others may disagree.

 

[5t3IIa]

Well, he's Scottish. I don't think he is sexy, but others may disagree.

Oh I sort of meant that he was sexay as in up-to-all-sorts

Not bad though http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/stage/comedy/article2156231.ece

 

[dodgepot]

you do talk a load of shit. you fucking love shallow, vacuous crap

i know, i was being funny.

doesn't the fact that i will only watch it if mutya is on it strike you as being *extremely* shallow?

 

[Jambooboo]

Lucy Pinder is on it.

 

[foo]

who the hell is Lucy Pinder??

 

[Balbi]

She's an airbrushed pair of breasts with a woman attached to them.

 

[trevhagl]

We know we're gonna get suckered into it again, right?

Been trying to avoid stories about who's rumoured to be going in, but having seen Ulrika Jonsson looking a tad rough on Shooting Stars the other night I am looking forward to seeing how desperate she is to do well.

I don't think that even if ya had Frankie Boyle in it, it could ever be remotely interesting.

Lowest common denominator shite for outright DULLARDS

 

[Fedayn]

Is he the sexist Scots pol?

Fixed

 

[Balbi]

Lowest common denominator shite for outright DULLARDS

For fucks sake trev, at least make it fit a tagline

 

[Dillinger4]

oi oi oi oi

 

[dodgepot]

Lowest common denominator shite for outright DULLARDS

i take it you'll be glued to your set watching it, then?

 

[trevhagl]

i take it you'll be glued to your set watching it, then?

I would rather share a cell with Dennis Neilson

And i've got the Nobby Stiles

 

[Geri]

I would rather share a cell with Dennis Neilson

It would definitely be worth watching if he was on it.

 

[Jambooboo]

who the hell is Lucy Pinder??

She fit.

 

[Stobart Stopper]

Just been reading the list of "celebs" in the Daily Mail, I haven't even heard of most of them.

It's guaranteed to be a pile of shite IMO.

 

[Stobart Stopper]

For fucks sake trev, at least make it fit a tagline

 

[Gingerman]

I would rather share a cell with Dennis Neilson

And i've got the Nobby Stiles

Get Neilson in there with a set of stake knives ;-)

 

[SwizzleStiX]

Be interesting to see Ulrika Johnsson, she's a character

 

[elbows]

Verne Troyer could be interesting, I saw him on some American 'reality' show a few years back and he went most strange after drinking, I think he ended up peeing in the corner of a room and making some very strange noises.

 

[rocketman]

Hurrah - I don't have to watch one single blooming episode this time round!

 

[Pieface]

I hope they throw the dwarf at some point.

 

[dodgepot]

you're sick.

 

[Pieface]

Dwarves LOVE being thrown. I saw it last year, you know, in 2008 - I saw some dwarves be thrown and they fucking loved it.

 

[dodgepot]

oh well in that case, i firstly apologise and secondly hope to see mutya pick him and throw him as far as she can.

 

[Pieface]

She'll kick him. No, actually she'll cut her eye at him and he'll MELT. I expect.

I'd throw him.

 

[dodgepot]

i can picture you throwing a dwarf, tbh.

 

[Voley]

Out of all those people you mention I've only ever heard of Ulrika Jonsson.

She's got a weird nose these days.