ceiling light fitting - batten lamp holder

[Tank Girl]

it's not his birthday til january

 

[dodgepot]

i don't want any wellies.

maybe a pair of derri (sp?) boots like me and my brother had when we were little. as worn by the baddies in blakes 7, fact fans.

 

[dodgepot]

i can't find the ones we had online

 

[Madusa]

i put my wellies on changing a dodgy lightbulb in a wonky socket - and i was laughed at.

so thanks Paulie. i'm not mad after all.

I would have laughed too.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

dodgers gets ready to change the socket!!!! tanky and foo look on in admiration

 

[_pH_]

dodgers hasn't got any wellies poor dodgers

can he wear yours?

no way!

have you got life insurance on him tanky?

 

[Tank Girl]

I believe so

 

[_pH_]

good

 

[dodgepot]

i'm not *overly* keen on the direction this thread is taking, tbh.

 

[_pH_]

oh. (((((((dodgepot))))))))

try this one then. Nobody's posted electrocution yet

 

[Madusa]

Did I tell you about the time when I was a kid and the light fitting burst into flames and there were electric bolts flying everywhere around the room. It was cool as!

 

[dodgepot]

stay off of my thread with talk like that, please.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

but that's why you need wellys mate, for your own health and well-being. flip flops would probably do at a push.

 

[Madusa]

stay off of my thread with talk like that, please.

sorry.

It's alright though: my dad swooped in and beat off the flames with a damp towel.

 

[foo]

wear your wife's wellies numnut!!

 

[foo]

dodgers gets ready to change the socket!!!! tanky and foo look on in admiration

dunno bout admiration....looks like we're about to sneak off and leave the lovely dodge (and his spangly tights) to it! .

edit: my that's a mighty BULGE he's packing there....

 

[dodgepot]

wearing wellies will be fucking pointless. i'll be kneeling on a high cabin bed. what good will wellies do? and the power will be off at the fusebox. and i've worked on this fitting before and know that it is off when the fusebox is off.

 

[foo]

are you getting tetchy now?

 

[Madusa]

dunno bout admiration....looks like we're about to sneak off and leave the lovely dodge (and his spangly tights) to it! .

edit: my that's a mighty BULGE he's packing there....

yeah but they also seem to have breasts.

Dodgepot, put the wellies on the legs of the cabin bed so at least that will be earthed.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

are you getting tetchy now?

it's cos i posted that picture i reckon. and mads started on with tales of exploding fittings. and cos tanky won't let him use her wellies.

 

[WouldBe]

yeah but they also seem to have breasts.

Dodgepot, put the wellies on the legs of the cabin bed so at least that will be earthed.

The point of the wellies is to stop dodgepot being earthed.

 

[Madusa]

The point of the wellies is to stop dodgepot being earthed.

you know what I meant!