Carpentry course

[DaveCinzano]

No

 

[sheothebudworths]

Aw.


How're your pants?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Crisp and clean, thanks to the power of Vanish

However, you are under the mistaken impression that I am someone whom I am not

 

[Elvis Parsley]

???





Cheers me dear!

i was thinking more of your finished articles rather than you in a pinny

 

[sheothebudworths]

It matters not. You both clearly have underpant problems and that is as much as I need to know.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Heheh *thinks more of Sheo's finished articles*

 

[sheothebudworths]

i was thinking more of your finished articles rather than you in a pinny

Well yes I know that....


I did try to find some crap soft porn lady carpenter pics to illustrate my bad joke, but that was the best I could do.

 

[Elvis Parsley]

...I did try to find some crap soft porn lady carpenter pics to illustrate my bad joke, but that was the best I could do.

nah yer alright, thats one dvd i already have

 

[sheothebudworths]

Good oh!

 

[DaveCinzano]

'Young Shavers'? 'Plane Janes'? 'Saw & Abutted'?

 

[sheothebudworths]

What's happened to my serious ejucashionul thread?

 

[DaveCinzano]

It's been royally screwed LOL :-|

 

[DaveCinzano]

No but seriously it's all good

 

[sheothebudworths]

God Almighty.

 

[DaveCinzano]

*Pages Tanky*

 

[sheothebudworths]

No but seriously it's all wood

 

[DaveCinzano]

That was knot what I said

 

[sheothebudworths]

*Pages Tanky*

Don't tell her that you ate dinner out of your beard tonight, will you?


Goodnight!

 

[sheothebudworths]

That was knot what I said

<thinks>




.............

 

[DaveCinzano]

*Sniff* *Sniff*

Good night Sheo, mistress of timber

 

[dodgepot]

WTF!?!?!

 

[sheothebudworths]

...oh fuck it, I can live without thinking up a suitable come back to that.



Goodnight!






Remember to wipe your arse tomorrow ok, you poor, pathetic, shit stained creature?

 

[dodgepot]

what's going on?!

 

[sheothebudworths]

WTF!?!?!

Don't know, don't care...




...you remember to wipe your arse an' all.....

 

[DaveCinzano]

All these arsewiping demands, it's like being back in school

Don't forget your 2H, Sheo

 

[sheothebudworths]

My 2H???


Oh - my pencil!?!

 

[DaveCinzano]

Yes, Sheo, your pencil

*Wonders whether Sheo might not be better suited to criminology than carpentry*

 

[sheothebudworths]

I don't have to take it to the fuckin interview surely!


I might as well go the whole hog and wear the belt.

That'd surely sway things in my favour.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Yes, Sheo, your pencil

*Wonders whether Sheo might not be better suited to criminology than carpentry*

Hmmmmm......<scribbles illegible shite over another application form>......


I'll leave the belt behind in that case, will I?

 

[DaveCinzano]