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Career advice for John Rees?

Tabloid newspapers could have real fun with this.

EXPOSED: Secret socialists teaching at top London University - and YOU'RE PAYING!

Today, the [insert name of rag] reveals how far left extremists have infiltrated some of our top universities to indoctrinate the future leaders of tomorrow with socialist politically correct nonsense.

Are YOU angry? Phone/email them now and tell them what you think!
 
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aye maybe i asked a stupid question!
let them stay in the closet of history..
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I wonder though how many card carrying swoppys know though..
 
They've not been booted out of the SWP, just off the CC. Rees just has to sit and take it given he has no wider support for putting up his own CC slate in january. German can choose to either stay and be seen by the wider membership to put the party first or resign and in effect say yes, i take responsibility for the fuck up as much as Rees, which then damns her *and* him poltically - it would be a public confession that they were both wrong blah blah. Stay on and she has to keep her mouth shut and her head down for some considerable time - in effect the Smith clique (with the prof pulling the strings?) have reduced their internal opposition on the CC by by 2 for the price of 1, Rees goes and German, if she stays, is an empty seat.

What a beguiling prospect. That "party" is like Scientology crossed with Stalinism.

That said, I've had dinner with both Rees and German (separately) and they're affable, interesting people.

I've met Callinicos on a train, and he's a total, 200% cunt.
 
Was gratuitiously rude to everyone around him for no reason - behaving like a ten-year old.

A mate of mine who was a student of his at York told me years ago that Callinicos was a rude wanker.

Now that I think about it, he does bear an uncanny resemblance to Viz's Spoilt Bastard.
 
A mate of mine who was a student of his at York told me years ago that Callinicos was a rude wanker.

Now that I think about it, he does bear an uncanny resemblance to Viz's Spoilt Bastard.

Anyone can have an off day or be in a foul mood - but I'm bumped into him again, albeit very briefly, at the G8 Gleneagles protests, and he was just as proactively, unnecessarily rude there.
 
he used to use the local SWP branch as low paid 'help' at his conferences at York university of old pals in the 'liberation struggle'. all the women had to dress in black mini skirts and noone was allowed to talk or eat or drink anything
 
Yeah, and he's got little horns coming out of his head , a pointy tail and a pitchfork. That's true you know .

No need to get silly. I think the original point was well made: Callinicos exhibits pretty obnoxious personal behaviour towards his fellow socialists, whereas Rees and German are invariably polite and engaging, even when they are just as wrong politically.
 
No need to get silly. I think the original point was well made: Callinicos exhibits pretty obnoxious personal behaviour towards his fellow socialists, whereas Rees and German are invariably polite and engaging, even when they are just as wrong politically.
Who gives a monkeys? Harman for example is one of the oddest people I've ever met but he's also the most impressive marxist.
 
Who gives a monkeys? Harman for example is one of the oddest people I've ever met but he's also the most impressive marxist.

oddest or oldest? Maybe a typo?

I don't think people necessarily have issues with eccentrics. It's 24 carat wankers that people are concerned about.

When they act like they do when they have little or no power, think what they'd be like if they actually got to do the whole sealed knot (bolshevik version) for real? :(
 
I hardly think the fate of any future revolution (should we ever see one) is gonna be determied by the manners of cc members. What a pile of cock.
 
I hardly think the fate of any future revolution (should we ever see one) is gonna be determied by the manners of cc members. What a pile of cock.

Yeah - people flock behind the banner of malevolent, aggressive, rude, unpleasant and charisma-free egotists.
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What next for John?

Will some friendly halal slaughter house offer him a job as a mopper-up? I doubt it. Anyway, the money would be crap and the job would lack the psychological compensations of being a VIP in local Trotland.

Is there some department of management studies somewhere that will offer him an academic niche to write tomes on the dialectics of Islamo-Trottery?

Apparently, he's now employed as a presenter by the Islam Channel and leads prayers at Birmingham Central Mosque.
 
What a beguiling prospect. That "party" is like Scientology crossed with Stalinism.

That said, I've had dinner with both Rees and German (separately) and they're affable, interesting people.

I've met Callinicos on a train, and he's a total, 200% cunt.

You mean Alexander Theodore Callinicos, son of the Hon. Ædgyth Bertha Milburg Mary Antonia Frances Lyon-Dalberg-Acton and grandson of the 2nd Lord Acton?
 
Poor old John! He's been sacked, apparently.

Just imagine. You are 50-odd. You have spent your entire adult life working for the same small company, Social Work (UK) Ltd. You've put in long hours for low pay. None of ya 48 hr a week max with Social Work (UK) Ltd. You have been at it 24/7, as they say nowadays.

For years the company was run by its proprietor and founder, Old Tony. You loved Old Tony, with his funny foreign accent and his tired old stand-up routines. After Old Tony kicked the bucket, you went on to be one of the most important directors and senior managers of Social Work (UK) Ltd. The pay was still low, but you had high status among the workforce.

You were one of two senior managers who were most closely involved in an odd - I mean really fucking weird - merger-cum-split ploy. (The other senior manager most involved was your spouse.)

It didn't work out. It was an abject failure. People blamed you. People who had supported your strange plans turned against you. They even said you weren't loyal to the board. Other members of the board decided to sack you.

What next for John?

Will some friendly halal slaughter house offer him a job as a mopper-up? I doubt it. Anyway, the money would be crap and the job would lack the psychological compensations of being a VIP in local Trotland.

Is there some department of management studies somewhere that will offer him an academic niche to write tomes on the dialectics of Islamo-Trottery?

Is there some rival company he could join in a suitably senior role? I can't see him converting to Ortho-Trottery, but if he did and were suitably evangelical about his turn to the Old Faith, the IBT or the Sparts might have him, as a middle-ranking paper salesman.

Is there something else John might be able to do to earn an honest crust - or, failing that, a dishonest one?

He needs your advice.

I've always thought of the CC as like a board of directors in a family firm. With all decisions made to keep the board members in the style to which they have become accustomed.

JR's biggest crime was not the political embarassment that accrued from the Respect fiasco but that he spunked the family's fortune plus printworks in order to finance the misadventure - how many millions is anyone's guess.
 
Apparently, he's now employed as a presenter by the Islam Channel and leads prayers at Birmingham Central Mosque.
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I suspect a few of the ex SWP/Respect faction will go the whole way and convert
 
I have heard both Chris Harman and Joseph Choonara theorise that a revolutionary party should have a unified leadership (which obviously wasn't the case with the Bolsheviks) and compare the SWP favourably to the LCR, arguing that the leaders expressing different perspectives leads to paralysis and an inability to hold them to account 'cos no one knows what the line is. I'm pretty certain in an SWP volume on "Party and Class", Harman explicitly uses a metaphor of the revolutionary party with an army arguing that you only have one general, one leadership, not an army with several leaderships as it were. If not in that book, I definitely heard him make that analogy when John Molyneux stood for the leadership & heard it parrotted by Choonara at a meeting where he was arguing how superior the SWP model was to the LCR where apparently they couldn't oppose the war because their factions were too busy debating or some such he said.

Udo, what do you make of Choonara? (politically & inc. biography - how old is he, what uni is he at? etc)

And the others out there on U75 can chip in too:)
 
I think I remember a few years ago Choonara seemed to be John Ree's bag carrier, they were glued together like siamese twins at two Marxisms in a row, proper thick as thieves, and always chatting at demos as well.
 
Udo, what do you make of Choonara? (politically & inc. biography - how old is he, what uni is he at? etc)

And the others out there on U75 can chip in too:)

I had a beer with Joseph Choonara once after a talk he did in my locale when I was in the SWP. The talk was good, but he seemed overly cerebral and a little too serious and reminded me a bit of Davros, creator of the daleks. I thought he needed to lighten up a bit (I have heard actually that he now occasionally cracks jokes and smiles in his talks, so maybe he has)

I'd put his age around thirty. I think his biography is something along the lines of - attended university studying science degree, worked in well paid graduate job for a year and paid off his loan, then got a job as an SWP organiser in an area of London (apparently he was quite poor as a political organiser), landed a job working with Chris Harman on the editorial board of the Interational Socialism Journal & now his good grasp of economics appears to have led him to becoming the national treasurer of the SWP & on their central committee.

What do I make of him? A very clever chap from middle class background with a particular flare for marxist economic theory, but at the same time too academic and theoretical. One thinks that he would do well to be on the dole for a few years, work in a factory or so on, to make his marxism a bit more organic and practical & develop the skills to communicate his good grasp of economics, to say, the people in the local boozer. He has got the theory, but it is not organically linked to praxis, hence the theory is not as sharp as it could be.

In fact, his biography, captures the limitations with the current SWP leadership. For example, people like Duncan Hallas led a soldiers mutiny in Egypt at the end of WW2, Tony Cliff was a political prisoner in British mandate Palestine, other leaders were people who rose to prominence as activists within the student movement of 68 and trade union rank and file militancy of the early 70s.

Now mostly you have ex-graduates who are put on the SWP payrole as organisers, then after a few years, these people end up on the leadership.

So instead of a leadership made up of people who are embedded in working class communities and life, who have attained positions of respect within trade unions and different campaigns, community groups and social movements, you have a layer of ex-graduates who have clawed up the party ladder and whose background is that they have . . . worked for the SWP.

Hence, partly the middle management culture and hackery of a group that once made quite creative contributions to marxism in Britain.
 
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