Bonfire night tomorrow! Can't wait to celebrate my britishness (a 'britishness' that most actual british people would not recognise if it bit them on the arse) by * Burning huge bonfires ... topped with various Irish/cafflick-type effigies ... made of thousands of tyres and pallets... and poisoning my british neighbours... in my own british street... * Flying Confederate and Nazi flegs - alongside Israeli ones... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-33436292 * Falling around the place drunk - whilst also keeping an eye out for any taigs to crucify http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/n...to-crucify-catholics-in-belfast-31356122.html Then on Sunday we all get to close all the towns and March about wearing bowler hats and sashes. Ahhh... british culture... celebrated by british people ... in britain ... fairly swells my wee heart with pride. Or at least it would if it wasn't already full... of hatred for taigs. It's a wonder we don't have to wade through throngs thousands of tourists... a bit like that there Mardi Gras in America or Carnival in Rio... If only we promoted it right.