Can't wait! OrangeFest is almost here!!

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by LiamO, Jul 10, 2015.

  1. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

    Bonfire night tomorrow! Can't wait to celebrate my britishness (a 'britishness' that most actual british people would not recognise if it bit them on the arse) by

    * Burning huge bonfires ... topped with various Irish/cafflick-type effigies ... made of thousands of tyres and pallets... and poisoning my british neighbours... in my own british street...

    * Flying Confederate and Nazi flegs - alongside Israeli ones...

    * Falling around the place drunk - whilst also keeping an eye out for any taigs to crucify

    Then on Sunday we all get to close all the towns and March about wearing bowler hats and sashes.

    Ahhh... british culture... celebrated by british people ... in britain ... fairly swells my wee heart with pride. Or at least it would if it wasn't already full... of hatred for taigs.

    It's a wonder we don't have to wade through throngs thousands of tourists... a bit like that there Mardi Gras in America or Carnival in Rio... If only we promoted it right.
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  2. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist slowtime

    Orange Wenesday was this thing where if you had an orange contract you got a card that let you into the cinema to see a film free every weds.

    I bet they didn't call the perk that in NI
  3. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse A-wob a-bob bob

    Northern Irish make Glaswegians sad.
  4. Santino

    Santino lovelier than lovely

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  5. Idris2002


    All sorts of alternative lifestyles here on Craggy Island.
  6. gimesumtruf

    gimesumtruf pedant fodder

    This is one of those times I fight misanthropy and my sadness.:(
  7. spitfire

    spitfire Toast

    That's bigger than the houses! Fucking fuck that.

    Ulster fleg man says, "no one has complained."

    No, no they probably thought better of it when they saw the complaints committee....

  8. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist slowtime

    they're designed that way so your fellow christians can see you burning the pope in effigy over the top of the nearest 'peace wall'

    Its a wonder you can find an unburned pallet to use in transport for a solid week afterwards. Nice people, loyalists.
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  9. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

    Most of them have fuckin movd out for the week.

    There is a mass exodus from the North during the Twelfth fortnight. It used to be thought that the majority were taigs fleeing OrangeFest. Research showed it was overwhelmingly Northern Prods desperate to get away from all these wonderful 'celebrations'.

    Staying at home - and being seen not to take part 'enthusiastically' - was not an option.
  10. Artaxerxes

    Artaxerxes Well-Known Member

    Christ, lovely country, shame its a fucking mess
  11. spitfire

    spitfire Toast

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  12. J Ed

    J Ed Follow Back Pro Expropriation

    Imagine Muslims doing this stuff and think how much the media would kick off about a fifth column of extremists in Britain
  13. farmerbarleymow

    farmerbarleymow Seagull + Chips = Happy Seagull

    My grandad was an orangeman, and he was a cunt.
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  14. Chick Webb

    Chick Webb Countryfile and a can

    My family used to have a mobile home in Kerry and half the field was kept free for touring caravans that used to come down from the North around the 12th. We thought the people were nice enough but odd because they all stuck together and hung around in their "community tent" instead of going to the pub in the village. I'm pretty sure they were all catholics.
  15. Limerick Red

    Limerick Red Мы вас похороним!

    It now appears lighting up a bonfire pre - 12th is a hate crime (1 arrest of man suspected of hate crime, firing up a Hun fire the other day)
    But flying of confederate and nazi flags require round table talks between the community and the RUC as they have a special place in "are culture" ... An ongoing attempted pogrom has being taking place in the short strand... There ,from what I can see a concerted effort from the mainstream media to ensure they do not deviate from the "everything's grand now narrative"
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  16. N_igma

    N_igma Epistemic nuisance

    What do you mean by Northern Irish?
  17. Limerick Red

    Limerick Red Мы вас похороним!

    I never heard of a state called"Southern Ireland" till I moved to london, but it's Appearently where I'm from
  18. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse A-wob a-bob bob

    The Irish people that live in the bit that's ruled by the British.
  19. N_igma

    N_igma Epistemic nuisance

    Can you imagine people born on the island of Ireland hating anything and everything Irish. Denying the fact they are Irish and shoving that down other Irish people's faces?

    This is the life of a loyalist. They will fly the flag of nazis and confederates alongside Israeli flags as if fuck all else matters! Nothing but scum.
  20. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse A-wob a-bob bob

    No, Eire is what we're told it's called. Although I struggle to find anyone in London who gives enough of a shit to even know that there is an island to the west of Wales.
  21. N_igma

    N_igma Epistemic nuisance

    That's people from London's fault and not anyone who gives two shits about any history whatsoever's!
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  22. Limerick Red

    Limerick Red Мы вас похороним!

    Id imagine a few punters around canary wharf might now know
  23. N_igma

    N_igma Epistemic nuisance

    And your masters are correct in what they are telling you. You're from 'Southern Ireland' and aren't we all better for it?
    Limerick Red likes this.
  24. joustmaster

    joustmaster offcumdun

    I don't get it... Why are these Irish people pretending they're English?
  25. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

    Not english, british ... or BRATEEEESH...

    This one is absolutely top class .... it's only just over a minute in length but it's a cracker

    Apparently it's all the fault of the housing executive for building houses too close to traditional bonfire sites :rolleyes:
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  26. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

    Kerry was never a big destinations for Unionists alright. Benidorm, yes. Ballyheigue? Ulster says NO.
  27. Idris2002


    But would you marry a Catholic if she was, like, really fit?
  28. kebabking

    kebabking Unfettered ambition

    it just looks like good clean honest fun to me. bloody Guardian readers just go looking for something to be to be offended by...
  29. Belushi

    Belushi 01 811 8055 R.I.P.

    If they're so British why don't they burn their effigy of a catholic on November the 5th like real Brits do eh?
    muscovyduck, Nigel, mojo pixy and 7 others like this.
  30. Santino

    Santino lovelier than lovely

    What an odd thing to say.

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