Can't shut pc card slot!?!

[sheothebudworths]

like a really bad ship

 

[spanglechick]

The last one, but (ignoring the card altogether) with the vital softly, softly not-quite-double press.....until the nob is safely locked in place....and then - and only then - shoving the card back in!


<cries>

i've been doing variations of the "double press" about eight hundred times since you mentioned it. it doesn't work <sobs>

 

[MysteryGuest]

So - who's drunk the most on this thread then?


I've had a bottle of wine, a big bottle of old speckled hen and half a 0.5 l bottle of bailey's.

 

[MysteryGuest]

<waits for sheo to do the usual "I've had 2 dozen cans of co-op value lager and I could take on a thousand men" routine>

 

[sheothebudworths]

I've had fuck all!




spanglechick - against all my natural urges, I best give you permission to stop fiddling with your nob and just accept its ugly intrusion into your life for now I think.
Perhaps somebody with the magic touch will visit soon and finally and permanently put it firmly back into it's place.

I certainly hope so.

 

[sheothebudworths]

<waits for sheo to do the usual "I've had 2 dozen cans of co-op value lager and I could take on a thousand men" routine>

 

[boskysquelch]

bobert - i think sometimes you think i'm a bit stoopid.

i have both knob and slot out

How can you have a slot out?...is that like a bovine prolapse?

 

[MysteryGuest]

it's

*raises eyebrows*


Yeah well whatever, I've got a special thing that I plunged deep into the depths of my pc earlier that picks up static and stuff, and it's telling me that you've got shed interference on your posts, sheo.



*raises eyebrows a bit more*

 

[spanglechick]

How can you have a slot out?...is that like a bovine prolapse?

card-carrier thingy.

 

[boskysquelch]

I certainly hope so.

sounds like her slot n button need the dextrous attention of a pair of hands that know what they are doing!


*flips the HtpCRDH Asian_Flu infected avian corpse at Mauvey*

 

[sheothebudworths]

it's

 

[boskysquelch]

card-carrier thingy.

so you have something in your slot? wazzat then? ,,,,has it go a hole for 50p bits in it, innit?

 

[spanglechick]

so you have something in your slot? wazzat then? ,,,,has it go a hole for 50p bits in it, innit?

it's like a lego window frame, actually

 

[Backatcha Bandit]

i've been doing variations of the "double press" about eight hundred times since you mentioned it. it doesn't work <sobs>

It's all in the wrist action, honey. Ask your Mum.

PBCAC

 

[MysteryGuest]

its



as in his, hers, its



Not that it makes any difference, I suppose, when you spend most of your time looking out of the cracked, brown twinkle-dusted window of an allotment shed watching polluted vegetables grow very very slowly indeed, and chucking empty cans of cheap lager at the local schoolkids, only to watch the cans land on the ground about a foot in front of you, because they're made out of the thinnest, cheapest alloys possible. Sometimes when you throw the cans they get blown straight back into your face, and they get stuck in your hair, and you leave them there as some kind of tribal decoration, fierce and glowing with dazed aluminium suns, cracked like the cans.

 

[Backatcha Bandit]

Have you tried pissing in the cans first? They go much further.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Sometimes when you throw the cans they get blown straight back into your face, and they get stuck in your hair

(And I knew about the 'its' - I edited stoopid! Really, what's the point of playing that game if you don't even notice - even when I edit LATE for fucks sake! )

 

[sheothebudworths]

Have you tried pissing in the cans first? They go much further.

Great plan!!!

 

[MysteryGuest]

what's the point of playing that game if you don't even notice

Because when I pretend not to get the game it's more fun!

 

[MysteryGuest]

Because when I pretend not to get the game it's more fun!

Not that I ever even got it, of course.



*chortle*

 

[sheothebudworths]

I'm going to bed!

 

[sheothebudworths]

Not that I ever even got it, of course.



*chortle*

Aggggh.....

 

[MysteryGuest]