Cant Poo at festivals

[wiskey]

tbh some toilets (like michaels patented mobile longdrops at glasto) have been a VAST improvement on those at some squat parties i've been to.

 

[Juice Terry]

The sensible option is to always go for a dump in the middle of the night. The advantages are threefold:

No queue
Cooler temperatures keeps the pong at bay
Although being at the peak of muntedness increases the likelhood of having a skin/poo interface you will care less about the awfulness of the situation

 

[Andy the Don]

I always find that if you smear some tiger balm on your top lip, you face the smellist of bogs.. As well as smoking a pungent "green" number at the sametime..

 

[Pingu]

immodium is your friend...

just warn the coastguard to watch out for a submarine sized dump when you get home though

 

[blossie33]

I'm afraid I have great problems about going to the loo when I am out of my own environment/routine.
This may be hard to believe but I worked at Glastonbury one year and was there from the Wednesday before the weekend to the Wednesday after and I could only go once in all that time!

 

[maes]

i poo as normal at festivals - does that make me some kind of freak

 

[Rollem]

sometimes i can, mostly i cant.

 

[William of Walworth]

i poo as normal at festivals - does that make me some kind of freak

No ... not more than normal anyway!

 

[William of Walworth]

I'm afraid I have great problems about going to the loo when I am out of my own environment/routine.
This may be hard to believe but I worked at Glastonbury one year and was there from the Wednesday before the weekend to the Wednesday after and I could only go once in all that time!

<feeds blossie a 'special pill' laced with laxative!!! >

Not really

(Keeps spares for Rollem ... )

 

[maes]

No ... not more than normal anyway!

 

[trashpony]

I can poo in the long drops while munted. Then I don't care. Those upright plastic coffins are disgusting

I take sanitised wipes, wipe the seat, sit, relax, look at the flags

 

[i_hate_beckham]

My festival friend:

Stops me pooing for days on end.

 

[boskysquelch]

Liskeard in Cornwall....Is still my favourite ever festivel tho, was fuckin ultracool chaos & confusion

Thank fuck someone did the honours...Yeovil!!!

As for the cleanliness at Treworgy...a mate of mine was the locum given to the site... the dysentry on site became a serious concenr for the authoriteeeeeeeeeeeeees..

*I bumped into the doood who has been oft given the credit for creating Treworgy(at least by the Poooolice), and the madness that ensued, at Ashton Court last year. Sorry Will I would have brought him over to see ya if I'd known you had such a keeen interest in Festi_historicals!

I've always tried to live on muesli when going native at festies/raves, and was often asked why I carried a spade around with me..."Going to plant a tree mate!"

Met and made quite a lot of mates asking to borrow me spade, something spshhhhlll to share with someone.

 

[strung out]

I'm afraid I have great problems about going to the loo when I am out of my own environment/routine.
This may be hard to believe but I worked at Glastonbury one year and was there from the Wednesday before the weekend to the Wednesday after and I could only go once in all that time!

I beat you

 

[Tort]

I remember going to the Treeworgy (or summut) festival near Yeovil years ago, and their toilets got "stuck under a bridge" and didn't arrive, leaving the 20,000 or so revellers with no choice but to go shit in the woods, quite liderally.

Remember it well. I'm sure there were a few toilets but they got thoroughly blocked very early so shitting in the woods was the only option left if you didn't fancy perching over the pyramid of poo!!