Innit![]()
Another agreement here Tanky. You are a luminous beauty.
Innit![]()
For a short fat bird with knockers.
Mustn't be high necked and, this is the tricky bit - need to be able to fit a size 18/20 on top and 12/14 on the bottom without making me look huge all over which dresses tend to do.
Not posh frocks, we're talking taking the kids to school and going to Sainsburys sort of thing but I'm bored stupid with jeans.
Over to you fashionistas...![]()
Gross!!! Thigh high boots always make me think of this:
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moomoo - M&S have some good looking frocks on their site at the moment and they're good prices. I haven't actually tried any but there are some nice shapes - max price is about £45 I think. Pretty much all of them are black though.
always go down well in the bedroom though
I think.....*thinks*.....smaller patterns are supposed to be better
I can't find it online in black - have you got a link?![]()

I've just scouted the internets and I think you're right Strumpet, common wisdom seems to be to avoid larger patterns because they "draw attention", although there is a bit of praise for patterns which "camoflage".
Fucking hell though, how depressing - "don't draw attention", "camoflage" - they WILL be recommending Burkhas next.

http://www.dorothyperkins.com/webap..._category_rn=49448&productId=767459&langId=-1
for some reasons its described differently in the title, but looks identical
i may buy the teal version, although the purple is good too


Thanks feyr but it looks a bit short in that pic.![]()
http://www.dorothyperkins.com/webap..._category_rn=49448&productId=767459&langId=-1
for some reasons its described differently in the title, but looks identical
i may buy the teal version, although the purple is good too
I think that one's got a v back.
but I've found it here... http://www.dorothyperkins.com/webap..._category_rn=67447&productId=916734&langId=-1

I'll keep my fingers crossed too
I've had a few nice comments when I've worn the dress this week![]()

You mean one's tummy don't you moomoo?That's reassuring! Does the panel hold your tummy in a bit?
How long is it btw?![]()

you saying I've got a fat tummy?
it'll take more than a flimsy bit of material to hold my belly in
and I think it comes about a couple of inches below my knees.



There we go. I thought I'd read it in magazines n stuff.
I think it's more that big patterns aren't flattering enough for the very curvy figure....that's impression I got when reading about it anyway.![]()