Can cats ever be a suitable replacement for dogs?

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[Spymaster]

You need quite a few cats to replace one dog. The little fellas just don't have enough meat on them.

 

[Yetman]

I'd like to see a burglar try and fuck with that. I bet its as cuddly as a freshly microwaved sheep usually

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Fair point, kittens do make superb replacements for tennis balls

An excellent source of manure for your rhodesheisiadrons

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I'd swat that before it got any further, they come up from the sewers you know. There's ones as big as crippled horses down there.....

Got kids? Cats'll sit on their faces.
Got shoes? Cats'll shit on your laces.
Got car? Cats'll nick your spaces.

Get dog. Nuff said.