50 hours a week!

fuck that I'd rather be a fully paid up Mr Nice. Can i have my "Steps to niceness" delivered? Only up here in Cheshire we get our big issue delivered to save us touching the untouchables. Also it saves us going into town when the nasty commoners are there too.
Now killing nasty splitters sounds up my street. Do i get a code name?
How about i pretend to be a member of the Judean peoples front of unhappiness and suicide bomb one of their meetings with canisters of laughing-cyanide gas strapped to my chest?