Cameron attacked in the street

[brogdale]

Not a great day for dave...mugged in the commons as well...

Here is that tremendous quote from Ken Clarke poking fun at his party leader:

May I first of all sympathise with the prime minister for being taken by surprise on a subject which everyone in the Foreign Office and the Treasury must have know was coming along for the last five months. British officials did this huge revision of the GNP...

 

[Wilf]

I thought that was Clegg

Nah, Clegg's exoskeleton is made of the tears of disappointment.

 

[youngian]

Not a great day for dave...mugged in the commons as well...

This is over the bill reached by a formula his Government co-devised and agreed to but can't explain why he shouldn't pay it. Possibly the most lightweight PM ever.

 

[JimW]

...Possibly the most lightweight PM ever.

Take that back, he stayed on his feet despite full jogger impact.

 

[Barking_Mad]

Accident my arse.

 

[8115]

They just said on Channel 4 news there have been calls for an immediate inquest

 

[weltweit]

They should at least review their security.
If the chap had been an attacker with a knife, Clegg could be in power now!

 

[8115]

I don't think so. Cameron isn't popular but he's not in Benazir Bhutto danger either.

 

[mauvais]

They should at least review their security.
If the chap had been an attacker with a knife, Clegg could be in power now!

I don't think Nick Clegg is allowed knives any more.

 

[andysays]

They just said on Channel 4 news there have been calls for an immediate inquest

Wishful thinking

 

[Awesome Wells]

He looks like he would be good at doing the robot. Or walking like he just followed through.

In the future of 2525 Strictly Come Robot, with live music from the Aphex Twin Orchestr-AI, will feature DNA tests to ensure the participants are actually human.

...and then I said something less off topic

 

[Awesome Wells]

I don't think Nick Clegg is allowed knives any more.

I'd rather he wasn't allowed votes.

 

[Celyn]

We could pack him up in an old kit bag first. Give us all a reason to smile smile smile

Pack up Cameron in an old kit bag.
He's vile, vile, vile.

 

[a_chap]

Only just noticed this thread and it gives me the chance to reveal my one claim to fame.

In 1979, in Leicester, I walked slap bang into Margaret Thatcher whilst she was campaigning for the general election. I have to say I had little or no idea who she was at the time and I just carried on walking. Times were different then; I wasn't man-handled and cuffed by plain clothes coppers.

It never even got into the papers...

 

[Pickman's model]

Only just noticed this thread and it gives me the chance to reveal my one claim to fame.

In 1979, in Leicester, I walked slap bang into Margaret Thatcher whilst she was campaigning for the general election. I have to say I had little or no idea who she was at the time and I just carried on walking. Times were different then; I wasn't man-handled and cuffed by plain clothes coppers.

It never even got into the papers...

yeh, 35 years after the event it's a bit late to say 'i could have whacked thatcher but i had no idea who she was'.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

 

[Pickman's model]

pls could you amend the thread title to reflect what actually happened. "cameron jostled in street" might be more apt.

 

[a_chap]

yeh, 35 years after the event it's a bit late to say 'i could have whacked thatcher but i had no idea who she was'.

35 years after the event is the perfect time in my opinion. You don't want to rush these things.

 

[andysays]

pls could you amend the thread title to reflect what actually happened. "cameron jostled in street by someone who MIGHT HAVE HAD EBOLA!!1!" might be more apt.

FTFY