Cameron attacked in the street

[JimW]

there must be an easier way of getting him into a grave, sounds like he has more lives than a fucking cat

Better safe than sorry.

 

[Pickman's model]

It looks deliberate. An opportunist, ill-thought-out spontaneous protest

perfect planning prevents pisspoor performance.

 

[Pickman's model]

Better safe than sorry.

why not throw him over the white cliffs of dover, perhaps disturbing the nesting bluebirds, to an auld vera lynn song?

i'm thinking 'we'll meet again' but there must be a more appropriate ditty.

 

[krink]

it looks deliberate. An opportunist, ill-thought-out spontaneous protest

I hope so, especially as he got away with it if it was.

 

[JimW]

why not throw him over the white cliffs of dover, perhaps disturbing the nesting bluebirds, to an auld vera lynn song?

i'm thinking 'we'll meet again' but there must be a more appropriate ditty.

We could pack him up in an old kit bag first. Give us all a reason to smile smile smile

 

[Pickman's model]

We could pack him up in an old kit bag first. Give us all a reason to smile smile smile

why not hang out his corpse on the siegfried line?

 

[Wilf]

Whilst he's not particularly fat, I imagine colliding with Cameron would have a very doughy feel, as in the absence of skeleton.

 

[Orang Utan]

I hope so, especially as he got away with it if it was.

Perhaps even the police understand that it is perfectly understandable for a citizen to be provoked into a psychotic rage at the mere sight of David Cameron.

 

[DotCommunist]

maybe the man was momentarily blinded by a gleam off camerons sweaty brow and stumbled

 

[Wilf]

Perhaps even the police understand that it is perfectly understandable for a citizen to be provoked into a psychotic rage at the mere sight of David Cameron.

Common decency suggests we should all get at least one free dig at him.

 

[JimW]

Perhaps even the police understand that it is perfectly understandable for a citizen to be provoked into a psychotic rage at the mere sight of David Cameron.

Took all their training for the close protection officers not to get their blood up, join in and stomp the moon-faced PM into pavement pulp.

 

[Pickman's model]

Whilst he's not particularly fat, I imagine colliding with Cameron would have a very doughy feel, as in the absence of skeleton.

a man reports his first sighting of david cameron:

When I first saw the man his back was toward me. I looked at him indifferently until he went into the church. I paid no more attention to him than I had to any other man who lounged through the square that morning, and when I shut my window and turned back into my studio I had forgotten him. Late in the afternoon, the day being warm, I raised the window again and leaned out to get a sniff of the air. A man was standing in the courtyard of the church, and I noticed him again with as little interest as I had that morning. I looked across the square to where the fountain was playing and then, with my mind filled with vague impressions of trees, asphalt drives, and the moving groups of nursemaids and holidaymakers, I started to walk back to my easel. As I turned, my listless glance included the man below in the churchyard. His face was toward me now, and with a perfectly involuntary movement I bent to see it. At the same moment he raised his head and looked at me. Instantly I thought of a coffin-worm. Whatever it was about the man that repelled me I did not know, but the impression of a plump white grave-worm was so intense and nauseating that I must have shown it in my expression, for he turned his puffy face away with a movement which made me think of a disturbed grub in a chestnut.

 

[Dan U]

Took all their training for the close protection officers not to get their blood up, join in and stomp the moon-faced PM into pavement pulp.

Whilst simultaneously tazering this jogger.

 

[Sprocket.]

Was he carrying a spring tipped umbrella by any chance?

 

[DotCommunist]

its all polonium in the food these days. I wonder if cameron has a food taster like some olden days despot

 

[Wilf]

Was he carrying a spring tipped umbrella by any chance?

I'd go with Polonium coated champagne flutes for the Chipping Norton Set.

Edit, beaten to it.

 

[JimW]

As his instinctive response to perceived attack, Cameron started jibbering on about the last Labour government and making cynical use of his poor dead child.

 

[Wilf]

As his instinctive response to perceived attack, Cameron started jibbering on about the last Labour government and making cynical use of his poor dead child.

Swamped, I bet he said swamped.

 

[framed]

I thought it was Russell Brand for a moment when I first watched it...

 

[Wilf]

Hard Working Families Vs 'joggers'.

 

[Wilf]

Actually, thinking about it, you do realise who waits in the wings as Deputy Prime Minister.

 

[krink]

should have delivered a tiger uppercut

Is that...rude?

 

[krink]

Actually, thinking about it, you do realise who waits in the wings as Deputy Prime Minister.

Russell Brand?

 

[JimW]

Actually, thinking about it, you do realise who waits in the wings as Deputy Prime Minister.

Are you saying it's Clegg under that hoodie?

 

[DotCommunist]

Is that...rude?

 

[savoloysam]

Whatever happened to champagne ice buckets and eggs?

 

[KeeperofDragons]

Whilst he's not particularly fat, I imagine colliding with Cameron would have a very doughy feel, as in the absence of skeleton.

I thought that was Clegg

 

[KeeperofDragons]

Whilst he's not particularly fat, I imagine colliding with Cameron would have a very doughy feel, as in the absence of skeleton.

I thought that was Clegg

 

[brogdale]

Whatever happened to champagne ice buckets and eggs?

At the risk of provoking more images of armaments from Pickmans....Mandleson's introduction to green custard was a good one.

 

[Dogsauce]

Dirty, dirty Leeds