Cake or Death?
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elevendayempire
Registered Loofah
"Je suis le president de Burundi."
SG
SG
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
The Pope apologising for The Spanish Inquisition - it was far too inquisitive.
[Dodgy Spanish accent]: "Tell me Don Miguel, tell me of the Devil. Tell me....or I will play this barrel organ for hours."
Don Miguel: "Why do you ask?"
"No reason, just a casual chat."
Pavlov [Dodgy Welsh accent]: "Day 4. Rang Bell, dog ate food. Very excited."
"Hello, I'm a murderer. Er.....Twix please."
"Okay, salmon. We've got something special lined up for you...."
"Nooooo! Static!"
[Dodgy Spanish accent]: "Tell me Don Miguel, tell me of the Devil. Tell me....or I will play this barrel organ for hours."
Don Miguel: "Why do you ask?"
"No reason, just a casual chat."
Pavlov [Dodgy Welsh accent]: "Day 4. Rang Bell, dog ate food. Very excited."
"Hello, I'm a murderer. Er.....Twix please."
"Okay, salmon. We've got something special lined up for you...."
"Nooooo! Static!"
elevendayempire
Registered Loofah
"Day 6. Cat rang bell. I ate."billy_bob said:
SG
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
a slightly longer bit of the French bit.
"Le sange est dans l'abre.
Mais non! Le sange n'est pas dans l'arbre! <mimes monkey inside tree> Le sange est sur l'arbre, sur l'arbre."
On the circle dvd there's a whole routine in French - he does a great bit about how the French for transvestite is "travestie - mais en Anglais, un travestie c'est un disastre". (Or something - my bad French, not his).
and another spin on: "I like my women like I like my coffee: In a plastic cup."
"Le sange est dans l'abre.
Mais non! Le sange n'est pas dans l'arbre! <mimes monkey inside tree> Le sange est sur l'arbre, sur l'arbre."
On the circle dvd there's a whole routine in French - he does a great bit about how the French for transvestite is "travestie - mais en Anglais, un travestie c'est un disastre". (Or something - my bad French, not his).
and another spin on: "I like my women like I like my coffee: In a plastic cup."
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
"look. Those people like it, and they're having sex."
"small dog: "Are you happy with your wash?""
"I, James Mason.."
"small dog: "Are you happy with your wash?""
"I, James Mason.."
flangelina
two-headed sex beast
Nerr-nerr-nerr-nerr-nerr-nerr-nerr-nerr...
I'm not going down there. It's spooky down there.
Nerr-nerr-nerr-nerr...
It's spooky down there too.
Nerr-nerr...
Nerr-nerr...
Nerr....
Ner...
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la lah!
Piss off, you cellists!
I'm not going down there. It's spooky down there.
Nerr-nerr-nerr-nerr...
It's spooky down there too.
Nerr-nerr...
Nerr-nerr...
Nerr....
Ner...
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la lah!
Piss off, you cellists!
bouncer_the_dog
Well-Known Member
death.
no no,, no...
cake
no no,, no...
cake
Strumpet
gypsy girl
I LOOOOOOOVE EDDIE!
Ohgod don;t get me started....oh ok then.
“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”
“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.””
Ohgod don;t get me started....oh ok then.
“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”
“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.””
flangelina
two-headed sex beast
"Widdly-wee. Widdly-wee. Widdly-wee"
"Captain, this entire planet is made of widdly-wee"
"Captain, this entire planet is made of widdly-wee"
undercover
Chopping up Armadillos
"Yes, and I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
Oh, yeah. You tear your history down, man! “30 years old, let's smash it to the floor and put a car park here!" I have seen it in stories. I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then!"
(in front of a US audience btw )
Oh, yeah. You tear your history down, man! “30 years old, let's smash it to the floor and put a car park here!" I have seen it in stories. I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then!"
(in front of a US audience btw
)undercover
Chopping up Armadillos
And on Stonehenge (as it's midsommers an' all) -
.....So, yeah, the stones are from 200 miles away, in Wales, so these guys in Wales were obviously carving the rocks out of the very living mountain... "Fantastic, building a henge, are we? That's a fantastic idea! That's a marvelous religion the Druids have got! Yes, got a lot of white clothing, I like that. There we go!" And they smashed out a huge stone and then they put tree trunks down to roll it along on.
"All right, walk it along, here we go, here we go."
"Help you push 'em along? It's not far, is it?"
And the Druids going,
"Heave, everyone, heave! Well done, everyone, you're doing very well! You'll love it when you see it. I've seen some of the drawings already, it's very special."
After 200 miles…
"You fucking bastards! You never told us 200 miles! 200 miles in this day and age - I don't even know where I live now! ( sighs ) I wish the Christians would hurry up and get here!"
x lots
.....So, yeah, the stones are from 200 miles away, in Wales, so these guys in Wales were obviously carving the rocks out of the very living mountain... "Fantastic, building a henge, are we? That's a fantastic idea! That's a marvelous religion the Druids have got! Yes, got a lot of white clothing, I like that. There we go!" And they smashed out a huge stone and then they put tree trunks down to roll it along on.
"All right, walk it along, here we go, here we go."
"Help you push 'em along? It's not far, is it?"
And the Druids going,
"Heave, everyone, heave! Well done, everyone, you're doing very well! You'll love it when you see it. I've seen some of the drawings already, it's very special."
After 200 miles…
"You fucking bastards! You never told us 200 miles! 200 miles in this day and age - I don't even know where I live now! ( sighs ) I wish the Christians would hurry up and get here!"
x lotsundercover
Chopping up Armadillos
Damn, you got me going now, got to read the whole transcript of Dress to Kill, and I just know I'm gonna watch it when I get home as well!
My favourite one, not least because it's done in front of the yanks and canes them in many parts of it....
My favourite one, not least because it's done in front of the yanks and canes them in many parts of it....
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