C-ntstock

[Orang Utan]

Moyles and Lamb to compere

 

[xes]

the.stereophonics.

 

[twistedAM]

you're taking the piss now. srs

Oh sorry...I thought we were talking about Complete Cunt Stock

what does srs mean?

 

[Flashman]

Main Cunt Stage:

Nickleback
Stereophonics
U2
Queen with that cunt
Stiltskin

Cunt Stage:

Snow Patrol
Travis
Keane
Razorlight
Cruising for Cars with Boys, or whatever they're called


Yet More Cunts Stage:

Oasis
McFuck
James Blunt
Robbie Williams
The Feeling



Presented by any of those yute cunts from Channel 4.

 

[Flashman]

I feel sick and depressed just thinking about going to this.

 

[tarannau]

Dance Stage

Jeremy Healy
Judge Jules
Lisa Lashes
Soulwax/Jive Bunny
Headliner: Moby and his advertising orchestra

 

[Pie 1]

And don't forget the amazing Saturday night line up on the Common in The Country stage:

Royksopp
Lemon Jelly
Groove Armada

and proudly presenting a 4 hour exclusive set bought to you in partnership with Barcardi Bitch Piss:

Faithless

 

[twister]

I feel sick and depressed just thinking about going to this.

sick with excitement and depressed it isn't sooner yes?

 

[Flashman]

Of course, what else could I have meant?

Heh.

 

[Artie Fufkin]

this is shaping up nicely, how much are tickets?

I'd like a bit of Simply Red, too

 

[twistedAM]

Americana stage opened.
Ryan Adams does 12 hour set.

 

[El Jefe]

Americana stage opened.
Ryan Adams does 12 hour set.

so one track from each of his decidedly unremarkable albums?

 

[MightyAphrodite]

Americana stage opened.
Ryan Adams does 12 hour set.

so one track from each of his decidedly unremarkable albums?

i was wondering when you 2 would pipe in

i was just looking for a great pic i have somewhere on here i was gonna put on this thread asking if cuntstock needed a DJ.

 

[El Jefe]

i was wondering when you 2 would pipe in

Pipe in? PIPE IN?

it's my fucking thread you johnny-come-lately hillbilly fuck

 

[MightyAphrodite]

Pipe in? PIPE IN?

it's my fucking thread you johnny-come-lately hillbilly fuck

 

[El Jefe]

that's your new tagline

 

[MightyAphrodite]

that's your new tagline

it probably should be tbf...

but hey!!...

i am not feeling the love here.

 

[El Jefe]

you can feel my love, you only have to ask

 

[Ozric]

Sponsored by some large brewery type corporation selling tastless lager or cider!

 

[twistedAM]

it probably should be tbf...

but hey!!...

i am not feeling the love here.

Americana is a serious cut-throat business.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

you can feel my love, you only have to ask

asks.

you REALLY mean beg i reckon.


still, i love it when you get my hopes up...

 

[MightyAphrodite]

Americana is a serious cut-throat business.

yeah its sporks ahoy out there.

im ill as fuck.

 

[purplex]

The Conservative Futures Stage

A1
5ive
Take That
Athlete
Keane

 

[William of Walworth]

Tickets to be offered exclusively to the Modern Parents from Womad

Don't think that one fits to be honest JTG!

WOMAD types. even the very worst ones , would go nowhere near such a shindig as this ...

Their bored teen kids might mind

 

[William of Walworth]

I'd like a bit of Simply Red, too

 

[Ozric]

The Daphne & Celeste come back

 

[William of Walworth]

Sponsored by some large brewery type corporation selling tastless lager or cider!

In partnership with OrangeO2VodaTwatPhones (R, TM)

Wrongness, but universal

 

[ChrisFilter]

There'd have to be a Juke Joint.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

There'd have to be a Juke Joint.

 

[William of Walworth]

Security, part sponsored by InterBev-weiser Global Beverages Inc. to be provided by GorillaSafe ("keeping you safe from drugs and anti social behaviour**")

**[your own ]

Do NOT bring any of your own alcohol. At all. Anyone caught carrying or spotted consuming anything we decide we want to confiscate , will be immediately ejected and handed over to the Wankershire Constabulary.

We reserve the right to perform cavity searches ....