Bust firming creams

[madzone]

well... you do go on a bit love....

I think you're mixing me up with someone else

 

[pengaleng]

I'm not! I just think you may have scared him with your (occasional) forthrightness

 

[madzone]

I'm not! I just think you may have scared him with your (occasional) forthrightness

I'm a pussycat in real life

 

[pengaleng]

I think you should keep chisseling away at him, he'll break eventually.

 

[madzone]

And to be fair it was when I was still drinking so I might have tried to jump the poor boy at some point.

 

[madzone]

I think you should keep chisseling away at him, he'll break eventually.

He'd break after the first bounce I think

 

[DotCommunist]

Everywhere in cornwall looks like Texas Chainsaw Massacre territory. Well, all the bits I have been to. Straw Dogs as well, that's a documentary about cornwall.

 

[pengaleng]

And to be fair it was when I was still drinking so I might have tried to jump the poor boy at some point.

you should keep a diary.

 

[DaRealSpoon]

I'm a pussycat in real life

This is true

 

[DaRealSpoon]

Everywhere in cornwall looks like Texas Chainsaw Massacre territory. Well, all the bits I have been to. Straw Dogs as well, that's a documentary about cornwall.

Yer, boy with a purrty mouth like yours wouldn't last too long round Kernow way... SOOO EEE!!

 

[mentalchik]

Why don't you just have one lifted madz ?


it would certainly be a talking point !

 

[pengaleng]

lol

 

[madzone]

I don't think anyone is taking my obvious distress seriously enough

 

[madzone]

Yer, boy with a purrty mouth like yours wouldn't last too long round Kernow way... SOOO EEE!!

 

[Madusa]

Tied round my tits?

god, I nearly busted a lung laughing at that. You twat.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

They're alright when they're in a bra, it's when it comes off the bubble is burst

Yeah, mine look quite impressive, so I've been told, when they're supported by the scaffolding provided by an underwired bra!

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I was tempted by some Palmers Bust Firming cream today because it was reduced but then I though 'WTF?' they probably don't work do they?

So if you rub this stuff on your breasts, it hardens them up?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Firming and exfoliation, all in one go.

 

[madzone]

Why is she shaving her tits?

 

[hegley]

Ulrika's boobs look awesome since she had a lift thingy. But don't they have to hack about with your nipples to do that or something?

 

[madzone]

Ulrika's boobs look awesome since she had a lift thingy. But don't they have to hack about with your nipples to do that or something?

Oh, do they? You'd presumably lose sensation in them then?

 

[hegley]

I think so; and I remember seeing a quote about % of women that lose nipple sensation - can't think where I saw it though.

 

[madzone]

Fuck that

I'll just keep my bra on forever

 

[hegley]

The precise procedure followed for breast uplift surgery depends upon the condition of the breasts and what needs to be changed in order to create a firmer and fuller appearance. In most cases, however, breast uplift surgery involves making an incision around the areola, another from the areola to the crease below the breast, and a third that follows along the crease. This procedure makes it possible to access the tissues inside the breast as well as making modifications to the skin while keeping scarring to a minimum. After making the incisions, the surgeon may move the nipple and the areola to a new position after removing tissues in order to alter the appearance of the breast.

From Link

 

[madzone]

Oooohh. that's a no

I think I'll go with tp's blindfold idea

 

[Ceej]

Perhaps I'll just blindfold the person handling them!

And I'm sure Ulrika had a little bit more than a bit of a lift. Interesting to read that having this done has, for the first time, meant she's completely happy. Obviously more significant than her 4 kids, then. No real issues with her, but she's as shallow as a puddle and new tits won't change that.

 

[madzone]

Perhaps I'll just blindfold the person handling them!

And I'm sure Ulrika had a little bit more than a bit of a lift. Interesting to read that having this done has, for the first time, meant she's completely happy. Obviously more significant than her 4 kids, then. No real issues with her, but she's as shallow as a puddle and new tits won't change that.

I dunno - I love my kids to death and would obviously rather have them than new tits but it really is affecting me watching my body fall apart. Maybe it's different if your partner is the father of your kids and he's seen the changes slowly but if you're my age the prospect of meeting someone who isn't going to go 'Whoa, fuck me! What are they?' is quite daunting.

I'm over egging it as usual but I don't know if someone in her situation who's happier with her body from a bit of surgery can be described as shallow really

 

[hegley]

Maybe it's different if your partner is the father of your kids and he's seen the changes slowly but if you're my age the prospect of meeting someone who isn't going to go 'Whoa, fuck me! What are they?' is quite daunting.

I know what you mean; my boyfriend's significantly younger than me and I do worry that the sight of my boobs might scar him for life, bless him.

 

[Madusa]

I dunno - I love my kids to death and would obviously rather have them than new tits but it really is affecting me watching my body fall apart. Maybe it's different if your partner is the father of your kids and he's seen the changes slowly but if you're my age the prospect of meeting someone who isn't going to go 'Whoa, fuck me! What are they?' is quite daunting.

Dont be foolish. Didnt you read that ooh, boobs arent they amazing? thread. Guys were going on about how they like all shapes and sizes (This is urban though so i'd take that with a pinch of salt) but yeah, the general point still exists... if taken at face value.

 

[madzone]

Dont be foolish. Didnt you read that ooh, boobs arent they amazing? thread. Guys were going on about how they like all shapes and sizes (This is urban though so i'd take that with a pinch of salt) but yeah, the general point still exists... if taken at face value.

But then look at the pic that was posted of the one' someone thought were nice I take most of what's said on these boards about women's bodies with a pinch of salt tbh. It's all great in theory but the reality is probably somewhat different.