Building The Perfect Quiff

[JTG]

No - that's Louloubelle

 

[Orang Utan]

but hers only read the pages with REALLY bad news on them

 

[pengaleng]

did it once, they ignored my requests and gave me a really shit cut

you must be very hard to please

pity goes out to the mrs

 

[JTG]

If you need to put stuff in you hair to maintain, it just ain't right!

he's right you know.

grow some dreads instead

 

[Orang Utan]

he's right you know.

grow some dreads instead

<shudders at the thought of Dub with dreads>

 

[story]

i don't know

this, i think, is my key problem.

Yes.

Personlly, I think the gelled down crown looks rubbish. If you're going to comb down the crown, don't gel it down!

Start at the beginning: Do you want it short? Do you want it to be low manitainance, or will you put in the time to keep it looking sweet?

 

[pengaleng]

surely you must know someone who cuts hair for a living who can help you out? everyone knows a hairdresser, my cousins one

 

[bluestreak]

bascally you are gonna have to act like a ponce for a couple of hours.

how's anyone gonna tell the difference?

 

[Dubversion]

<shudders at the thought of Dub with dreads>

i've had:

long hair
goth hair
pink mohawk
pink dreads
brown dreads

etc
etc
etc

 

[story]

surely you must know someone who cuts hair for a living who can help you out? everyone knows a hairdresser, my cousins one

I don't

 

[Dubversion]

i don't either

 

[Orang Utan]

i've had:

long hair
goth hair
pink mohawk
pink dreads
brown dreads

etc
etc
etc

<shudders fivefold>

 

[Orang Utan]

I've only had one haircut

 

[JTG]

i've had:

long hair
goth hair
pink mohawk
pink dreads
brown dreads

etc
etc
etc

PICTURES

 

[pengaleng]

i've had:

long hair
goth hair
pink mohawk
pink dreads
brown dreads

etc
etc
etc

we want pics. now.

 

[Pieface]

I'll ask my all new, incandescently gay hairdresser about it if you like? I bet he has the answers - you get a kiss when you leave as well

 

[JTG]

I've only had one haircut

do you have the slowest growing hair in the world or summat?

 

[Orang Utan]

do you have the slowest growing hair in the world or summat?

Nah, it grows silly fast - I mean one kind of haircut - clippers to a grade and nowt else - can't do anything else with it, without resort to product and there's no way I'm ever putting gel or grease in my hair again

 

[bluestreak]

i don't either

i normally get half-drunk urbanites to cut mine on the promise that i'll get them high and shag them, or won't ever try to, depending on the half-drunk urbanite's personal preferences.

it seems to have worked out ok over the years.

 

[pengaleng]

Nah, it grows silly fast - I mean one kind of haircut - clippers to a grade and nowt else - can't do anything else with it, without resort to product and there's no way I'm ever putting gel or grease in my hair again

ur so ghey for saying 'product'

 

[Dubversion]

PICTURES

only what i have handy:

 

[Iam]

Get one of these...

 

[Orang Utan]

ur so ghey for saying 'product'

Ghey? WTF?
I was referring to it as product as that's what the rip-off 'hairdressers' always refer to it as.

 

[JTG]

i normally get half-drunk urbanites to cut mine on the promise that i'll get them high and shag them, or won't ever try to, depending on the half-drunk urbanite's personal preferences.

it seems to have worked out ok over the years.

*joins queue*

 

[Pieface]

a little red cross in a box? Iam you wanker - that was his birthday surprise!

 

[Madusa]

Dub - Are you actually in the top pic?

 

[milesy]

this is what you need (sorry, can't post a pic, have to link to the whole page)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/barbe/456295215/

 

[Dubversion]

Dub - Are you actually in the top pic?

yes. far right

i was so pretty

 

[pengaleng]

only what i have handy:

EYESORE!!!!

 

[Iam]

a little red cross in a box? Iam you wanker - that was his birthday surprise!

Sorry!

Guess which of these it is...

?