Building The Perfect Quiff

[milesy]

can't PieEye cut it for you?

 

[Dubversion]

You must know if your air is thick or thin, surely?


ETA... that's Hair

it's kinda brown.

 

[Pieface]

You have seen the Stray Cats in all their glory, haven't you?

no I have not.

Dub has thin and fine hair fyi. Not as in "thinning" but I don't think it's luxuriant

Tbh his hair looks like that second one up there but he always gets stressed about his quiff credentials.

 

[story]

this is what puts me off, and why i wondered if there might be a specialist somewhere.

Camden Town?

 

[Orang Utan]

Why do you want a quiff?

 

[pengaleng]

pomade is how you build decent quiff, black & whites or dax usually does the job

 

[story]

no I have not.

Dub has thin and fine hair fyi. Not as in "thinning" but I don't think it's luxuriant

Tbh his hair looks like that second one up there but he always gets stressed about his quiff credentials.

If his hair is fine, that's why he has troubles. Thin hair doesn't stand up as well as thick hair does. It gets glooped up and looks rank if the product is to heavy. And it doesn't stand up as well as thicker hair.

The smaller quiff is a better bet with fine hair, and not too long, unles syou want akiss curl. Fine hair is better for kiss curls....unless you have naturally curly hair, of course.

Gel is better than wax for fine hair. And use hairspray too.

 

[Pieface]

how do you know all about everything, story? It's amazing. I bet there are alternative medicines that you know about just for quiffs!

 

[milesy]

Why do you want a quiff?

what a stupid question.

 

[Dubversion]

we need photos of now to be able to help

 

[aqua]

that really doesn't help

 

[Dubversion]

Why do you want a quiff?

because quiffs are cooler than sunglasses indoors

 

[milesy]

pomade is how you build decent quiff, black & whites or dax usually does the job

many years go, when i had hair i used to use black and white for the quiff i had (shaved head and a half bleached long quiff) - it worked very well and smelt very nice.

 

[Orang Utan]

what a stupid question.

Why would anyone want such a monstrous thing on their head? If you need to put stuff in you hair to maintain, it just ain't right!

 

[Dubversion]

pomade is how you build decent quiff, black & whites or dax usually does the job

you still need the right cut first

 

[milesy]

Why would anyone want such a monstrous thing on their head? If you need to put stuff in you hair to maintain, it just ain't right!

you're lost

 

[Dubversion]

might just get a new hat.

 

[story]

Well it shows that he combs the top down...

Do you want the crown to stand up, or lay down like that?

It looks a bit Tin Tin in that photo.

Do you want a Mac Curtis maybe?

 

[ChrisFilter]

You need red Dax Wax.

 

[story]

many years go, when i had hair i used to use black and white for the quiff i had (shaved head and a half bleached long quiff) - it worked very well and smelt very nice.

B & W is brilliant, but it dries your hair out, and it can be heavy on fine hair.

 

[Pieface]

Why would anyone want such a monstrous thing on their head? If you need to put stuff in you hair to maintain, it just ain't right!

you have a weird, monastic view towards personal appearance. Just because it's easy, doesn't mean it's best.

 

[story]

how do you know all about everything, story? It's amazing. I bet there are alternative medicines that you know about just for quiffs!

I have a team of catamites who sit about leafing through encyclopedias for me, feeding me fascinating tidbits and peeled grapes.

 

[Pieface]

No - that's Louloubelle

 

[Dubversion]

Do you want the crown to stand up, or lay down like that?

i don't know

this, i think, is my key problem.

 

[milesy]

you have a weird, monastic view towards personal appearance. Just because it's easy, doesn't mean it's best.

i think he should be killed for his views.

 

[pengaleng]

you still need the right cut first

you are probably better off going to a high st salon like toni & guy as quiff has recently been 'in' and they'll know more about that type of style than your bog standard short back and sides barber.

bascally you are gonna have to act like a ponce for a couple of hours.

 

[Dubversion]

No - that's Louloubelle

but hers only read the pages with REALLY bad news on them

 

[Pieface]

bascally you are gonna have to act like a ponce for a couple of hours.

she may have made a point here

 

[Orang Utan]

you have a weird, monastic view towards personal appearance. Just because it's easy, doesn't mean it's best.

Yes it does!

 

[Dubversion]

you are probably better off going to a high st salon like toni & guy as quiff has recently been 'in' and they'll know more about that type of style than your bog standard short back and sides barber.

did it once, they ignored my requests and gave me a really shit cut