Builder's bum: the cause

[tarannau]

I've got a good rounded bum, it still doesn't hold them up though

I think there's some complex physics involved here.

There's probably a graph and complex mathematical formula to be worked on, plotting initial buttock roundness/angle against hip protrusion and the like. My personal hypothesis is that there's some interplay of dimensions that help trews 'stick' like a hula hoop on a jutted hip. Or something.

Never been a huge problem for me I'll admit, but as I get skinnier and older I can see how it may be a concern. Hell, after years developing stupid shaped legs from sports that involved too much squatting, I'm still shocked to get my arse into a pair of 501s rather than baggy things.

And, thank gawd, at least I'm not one of those high creviced freaks.

 

[Madusa]

I quite like my crevice, thanks.

 

[tarannau]

But clothes don't like it...

 

[Madusa]

Come on, everyone and everything 'pops out' from time to time. No pasa nada.

 

[Orang Utan]

Come on, everyone and everything 'pops out' from time to time. No pasa nada.

It's not a pretty sight

 

[Madusa]

Only if you find the human body a grotesque thing.

 

[Orang Utan]

I don't, but I find my flatmate's offputting when he changes a DVD, so I assume it's the case with mine. I don't want to show my arsecrack to the whole world. Do you?

 

[TheDave]

I'd have to actually have an arse to begin with in order to get builders bum.

 

[Madusa]

I don't, but I find my flatmate's offputting when he changes a DVD, so I assume it's the case with mine. I don't want to show my arsecrack to the whole world. Do you?

No I dont especially but when it happens, or when I see it, it's nothing to cry about, is it?

He's changing a dvd for christ's sake! He's bent over...these things happen.

 

[WouldBe]

Ive had to search for perfect jeans.

Dungarees will solve the problem.

 

[Clair De Lune]

Simon Cowell was overly concerned about this.
I believe these were his solution.

 

[gentlegreen]

There's a fishing series on Discovery "The Compleat Angler" - following in the footsteps of Isaac Walton - featuring Geoffrey Palmer .. all very civilised - until they get to the programme where they employ the services of an expert carp angler ....

I know I shouldn't look, but you know it's coming up.. you would have thought they could use some sort of video tippex ...

 

[Cloo]

I think it might be the belly. I've certainly developed a bb since having the baby as I have the dreaded baby-tummy.

 

[Melinda]

Dungarees will solve the problem.

A Dexy's Midnight Runners revival is LOOOOOONG over due

 

[krink]

BUM-P oops

I sometimes work as a gardener and last sunday I got bitten to bits on my butt by midgies. It's funny but it's also very sore (13 sore, itchy lumps at last count). I can wear a hat to stop them biting my head (which currently has even more bites than my bum) but no matter how i try with belt/high waist/ tucking shirt into pants it always ends up with my moon rising. Dungarees I am ideologically opposed to. maybe a boiler suit if i can find one is size little and fat. or one of these if the horseflies join up with the midgies:

 

[Pickman's model]

What if it happens whilst wearing a belt?

you should wear dungarees so no one else has to see your shame