Builder's bum: the cause

[Dillinger4]

Jeans are really difficult things to buy. They often seem to be cut for people who are not really normal shapes and sizes.

 

[electrogirl]

Maybe I should get some boxers - hate them though and people will give you wedgies

Do you not wear pants at the moment?

 

[Orang Utan]

So why was doing sit-ups stupid advice?

That wasn't the stupid bit - (actually sit-ups don't do anything to get rid of a belly - they tone muscles, they don't get rid of fat.

 

[Orang Utan]

Do you not wear pants at the moment?

boxer briefs, which rest on the hips. Boxers tend to rest on the waist.

 

[TheDave]

Nothing to add other than I've never suffered from Builder's bum but my brother has it without needing to bend over.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

That wasn't the stupid bit - (actually sit-ups don't do anything to get rid of a belly - they tone muscles, they don't get rid of fat.

Well I do apologise
























Try to help and all you get is abuse

 

[Melinda]

Jeans are really difficult things to buy. They often seem to be cut for people who are not really normal shapes and sizes.

It makes me smile to think of you 'dunkin' your trunk.'


OU- have you tried G-star Raw jeans?


Its taken years to find jeans which are cut to suit me.

Now Im looking to try them Apple Bottom Jeans that Flo Rider sings about. Its Nelly's brand I think.

 

[Dillinger4]

Oh, btw MELINDA.

Don't think I will just let that Jack Whitehall jibe slide. You are now my mortal enemy. I will never forget.

 

[Orang Utan]

It makes me smile to think of you 'dunkin' your trunk.'


OU- have you tried G-star Raw jeans?

No, will check them out - I wish I could remember the brand of the pair I had last time that were well snug.

 

[Orang Utan]

Well I do apologise
























Try to help and all you get is abuse

What abuse?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

What abuse?

Anyway, sensible question now

Are you wearing different design/brand?

When I used to buy jeans, many many many years ago, when I was a size 8 , every pair fitted because then you didn't have waist high, hip high, under the hip etc. Now I have huge problems buying jeans. Lengths are a bastard as well, because sometimes I wear short and sometimes medium.

Maybe they've changed for men as well?

 

[Orang Utan]

Different brands, same problem.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Different brands, same problem.

oh well, I give up. You're obviously a weird shape

Sorry

 

[Melinda]

Oh, btw MELINDA.

Don't think I will just let that Jack Whitehall jibe slide. You are now my mortal enemy. I will never forget.

Behave! The man is fit and pretty and has admirable hair.

Ive not heard anything he has to say though, cos Im shallow like that.


But if you *still* wanna beef- BRING IT.

 

[Madusa]

I get this too sometimes...I thought my ''line'' was too high.

 

[idioteque]

Jeans are really difficult things to buy. They often seem to be cut for people who are not really normal shapes and sizes.

Yeah, I can never find jeans that fit everywhere. I always have to take them up because I'm short, and all too often the crotch is too baggy.

Baggy jeans are so much less problematic, because when they slide down they don't take my underwear with them. Whereas skinnies bunch up my knickers when I sit down and reveal my bum crack

I genuinely think I must have an abnormal body shape, because I can't recall ever having a pair of jeans that don't give me a builders bum/show my knickers.

 

[tarannau]

Y'all just need more of an arse shelf. Your jeans can rest securely on the top of the buttocks then.

If it's bad now, just think how bad it'll be when <shudder> you get old man arse.

 

[Jazzz]

I think it's essentially two reasons. Builders are more likely than average to have fat bellies, and crucially their job involves public displays of bending down

 

[Madusa]

I think it's essentially two reasons. Builders are more likely than average to have fat bellies, and crucially their job involves public displays of bending down

...or that your 'line' is too high.

 

[Dillinger4]

Behave! The man is fit and pretty and has admirable hair.

Ive not heard anything he has to say though, cos Im shallow like that.


But if you *still* wanna beef- BRING IT.

Oh, its onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

But I will only strike when you are least expecting it.

 

[Dillinger4]

Yeah, I can never find jeans that fit everywhere. I always have to take them up because I'm short, and all too often the crotch is too baggy.

Baggy jeans are so much less problematic, because when they slide down they don't take my underwear with them. Whereas skinnies bunch up my knickers when I sit down and reveal my bum crack

I genuinely think I must have an abnormal body shape, because I can't recall ever having a pair of jeans that don't give me a builders bum/show my knickers.

I do believe we have discussed this before.

 

[tarannau]

...or that your 'line' is too high.

I don't get this 'line' business. Is it a euphemism for saying that you've a particularly high arse crevice?

 

[idioteque]

Y'all just need more of an arse shelf. Your jeans can rest securely on the top of the buttocks then.

I've got a good rounded bum, it still doesn't hold them up though

I think there's some complex physics involved here.

 

[electrogirl]

I didn't know Dillinger looked up to Jack Whitehall. Oh dear.

 

[Dillinger4]

I didn't know Dillinger looked up to Jack Whitehall. Oh dear.

Welcome to my enemy's list.

 

[Orang Utan]

Who's he?

 

[Dillinger4]

That shitehawk what did Big Brothers Big Mouth.

 

[Madusa]

I don't get this 'line' business. Is it a euphemism for saying that you've a particularly high arse crevice?

yeah alright, thanks for spelling it out.

 

[electrogirl]

Who's he?

Dillinger's hero.

 

[idioteque]

I do believe we have discussed this before.

We have indeed