Builder's bum: the cause

Discussion in 'threads and dreads' started by Orang Utan, Jan 28, 2009.

  1. Dillinger4

    Dillinger4 Es gibt Zeit

    Jeans are really difficult things to buy. They often seem to be cut for people who are not really normal shapes and sizes.
     
  2. electrogirl

    electrogirl dignity is overrated

    Do you not wear pants at the moment?
     
  3. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

    That wasn't the stupid bit - (actually sit-ups don't do anything to get rid of a belly - they tone muscles, they don't get rid of fat.
     
  4. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

    boxer briefs, which rest on the hips. Boxers tend to rest on the waist.
     
  5. TheDave

    TheDave A man of constant sorrow

    Nothing to add other than I've never suffered from Builder's bum but my brother has it without needing to bend over. :(
     
  6. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox


    Well I do apologise :rolleyes:
























    Try to help and all you get is abuse :mad:
     
  7. Melinda

    Melinda Kama roa, efshar livloa?

    It makes me smile to think of you 'dunkin' your trunk.' :)


    OU- have you tried G-star Raw jeans?


    Its taken years to find jeans which are cut to suit me.

    Now Im looking to try them Apple Bottom Jeans that Flo Rider sings about. Its Nelly's brand I think.
     
  8. Dillinger4

    Dillinger4 Es gibt Zeit

    Oh, btw MELINDA.

    Don't think I will just let that Jack Whitehall jibe slide. You are now my mortal enemy. I will never forget.
     
  9. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

    No, will check them out - I wish I could remember the brand of the pair I had last time that were well snug.
     
  10. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

    What abuse? :)
     
  11. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox


    Anyway, sensible question now :D

    Are you wearing different design/brand?

    When I used to buy jeans, many many many years ago, when I was a size 8 :(, every pair fitted because then you didn't have waist high, hip high, under the hip etc. Now I have huge problems buying jeans. Lengths are a bastard as well, because sometimes I wear short and sometimes medium.

    Maybe they've changed for men as well?
     
  12. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

    Different brands, same problem.
     
  13. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox


    oh well, I give up. You're obviously a weird shape

    Sorry :D
     
  14. Melinda

    Melinda Kama roa, efshar livloa?

    Behave! The man is fit and pretty and has admirable hair.

    Ive not heard anything he has to say though, cos Im shallow like that.


    But if you *still* wanna beef- BRING IT. :cool:
     
  15. Madusa

    Madusa Baller

    I get this too sometimes...I thought my ''line'' was too high. :cool:
     
  16. idioteque

    idioteque mustard tiger

    Yeah, I can never find jeans that fit everywhere. I always have to take them up because I'm short, and all too often the crotch is too baggy.

    Baggy jeans are so much less problematic, because when they slide down they don't take my underwear with them. Whereas skinnies bunch up my knickers when I sit down and reveal my bum crack :(:oops:

    I genuinely think I must have an abnormal body shape, because I can't recall ever having a pair of jeans that don't give me a builders bum/show my knickers.
     
  17. tarannau

    tarannau Mongolian eyed

    Y'all just need more of an arse shelf. Your jeans can rest securely on the top of the buttocks then.

    If it's bad now, just think how bad it'll be when <shudder> you get old man arse.
     
  18. Jazzz

    Jazzz the truth don't care Banned

    I think it's essentially two reasons. Builders are more likely than average to have fat bellies, and crucially their job involves public displays of bending down
     
  19. Madusa

    Madusa Baller

    ...or that your 'line' is too high. :)
     
  20. Dillinger4

    Dillinger4 Es gibt Zeit

    Oh, its onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

    But I will only strike when you are least expecting it.

    :cool:
     
  21. Dillinger4

    Dillinger4 Es gibt Zeit

    I do believe we have discussed this before.
     
  22. tarannau

    tarannau Mongolian eyed

    I don't get this 'line' business. Is it a euphemism for saying that you've a particularly high arse crevice?
    :confused:
     
  23. idioteque

    idioteque mustard tiger

    I've got a good rounded bum, it still doesn't hold them up though :(

    I think there's some complex physics involved here.
     
  24. electrogirl

    electrogirl dignity is overrated

    I didn't know Dillinger looked up to Jack Whitehall. Oh dear.:(
     
  25. Dillinger4

    Dillinger4 Es gibt Zeit

    Welcome to my enemy's list.

    :mad:
     
  26. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

    Who's he?
     
  27. Dillinger4

    Dillinger4 Es gibt Zeit

    That shitehawk what did Big Brothers Big Mouth.

    :(
     
  28. Madusa

    Madusa Baller

    yeah alright, thanks for spelling it out. :mad:
     
  29. electrogirl

    electrogirl dignity is overrated

    Dillinger's hero.
     
  30. idioteque

    idioteque mustard tiger

    We have indeed :)
     

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