buffy or charmed?

[Madusa]

Only two, both with souls. Xena boned Hercules.

I like the fact that Xena's sex life was always kinda riddled with shame and hush hush but she was massively sexual with it. Hot DAMN! And I also give her major props for boning a couple of centaurs so well that she can call them in whenever she needs like a massive army of horse-men. Plus i think she may have THE best lady-thighs on god's green earth. I'm enthralled, basically.

 

[scifisam]

I like the fact that Xena's sex life was always kinda riddled with shame and hush hush but she was massively sexual with it. Hot DAMN! And I also give her major props for boning a couple of centaurs so well that she can call them in whenever she needs like a massive army of horse-men. Plus i think she may have THE best lady-thighs on god's green earth. I'm enthralled, basically.

That's a good description of Buffy's sex life, especially with Spike.

 

[Madusa]

ahh, but did Buffy bone any centaurs?! NO! Only hot vampires. nil pois!

 

[The Octagon]

I want to marry this thread and have lots of little threads with it.

 

[spanglechick]

true blood

 

[kained&able]

ahh, but did Buffy bone any centaurs?! NO! Only hot vampires. nil pois!

Give peas a chance!

 

[DotCommunist]

true blood

/thread

 

[kained&able]

Buffy blates wins bonus points for the shit puns you can make up.


dave

 

[8den]

Yeah, i saw the spike episode...that annoyed me too...one minute im watching and they're sworn enemies...albeit some pretty strong sexual energy seeping through the battles and hate n whatever, next minute, Spike is somekind of gimp running around after her! That just totally bites!

Oh no you didn't

Spoiler: Madusa doesn't know what she is on about

The Spike falls for Buffy thing goes like this.

Spike is a badass slayer killer, who gets declawed by a government agency. Losing his ability to be aggressive against humans. Through desperation he teams up with the Scoobies. Meanwhile Buffy is coming to grips with her mortality, and her goody two shoes boyfriend Riley feels inadequate, and starts hanging out in vampire crack houses. Buffy finds out slaughters all the vampires. Meanwhile Spike spends months developing a weird love hate relationship with Buffy. Buffy is given a Ret Con little sister, sent to her by a bunch of monks that need her to project her, because she is the living embodiment of the thing a deranged God needs. Meanwhile Buffy's mom develops a brain tumor. Spike's love/hate relationship makes him nearly kill Buffy with a shotgun. Buffy's Mum dies, Spike swears to protect Dawn, and in an epic battle Buffy sacrifices herself to save Dawn's life.

The Gang bring Buffy back to life, and she's traumatised. In a painful moment she admits to Spike that she was dragged kicking and screaming from heaven by her friends.

Then in a brilliant and talented musical episode Buffy admits to everyone she was in heaven, and snogs Spike

And thats just the story of their first snog. And you got all that from a single episode? And that's not even the story of their affair.

 

[8den]

pah, Buffy aint no vampire slayer... she just bones them all! LAME!

She boned two. Buffy is also far more quotable than Xena.

Giles: I mean, I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns, but if anything should happen to you, or you... should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss.

Willow: You'd be cranky?

Giles: Entirely.

Willow: Well, we try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement: "Don't get killed."

 

[8den]

Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.

.

 

[scifisam]

Cordelia: Oh, look, it's the Three Musketeers.
[The others look at each other.]
Buffy: (to Xander) Was that an insult?
Xander: Kinda lacked punch.
Willow: The Three Musketeers were cool.
Cordelia: I see your point.
Xander: I woulda gone with Stooges.
Cordelia: Well, I just meant that you guys always hang out together. So, did you guys fight any demons this summer?
Willow: Uh, yes! Our own personal demons.
Xander: Uh, such as, as, as lust and, uh, thrift!
Buffy: I would have to go with Stooges also.

 

[kyser_soze]

D'Hoffryn
"figured I'd be hearing from you soon. The flaying of Warren Meers? Oh, truly inspired. That was water-cooler vengeance. Lloyd has a sketch of it on his wall"

Anyanka:
"Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness."

Crying woman: He said he loved me.
Anya: Oh, gee, then he must have meant it, 'cause hey, guys never say anything they don't really mean, do they?
Crying woman: But we-
Anya: They say, "I love you," and, and you think it's true. They say, "Oh, Anya, I want to be with you for the rest of my life," and, and you believe them, you believe they feel the same way about you, because that's the way love's supposed to be, right?
Crying woman: Who's Anya?
Anya: And then you get all excited with the tingly anticipation, but wait! Not so fast! There's the apocalypse, a-and the back from the grave, and the blah blah blah blah blah, and by the time you're finally standing there in that beautiful expensive white dress you've dreamed about ever since you became human, he's gets all heebie-jeebie and decides, "you know, I'd rather just go steady."

 

[Upchuck]

Buffy

 

[Upchuck]

Buffy

 

[kyser_soze]

MMmmmmmm...Buffy and Faith...

 

[Madusa]

Oh no you didn't

Spoiler: Madusa doesn't know what she is on about

The Spike falls for Buffy thing goes like this.

Spike is a badass slayer killer, who gets declawed by a government agency. Losing his ability to be aggressive against humans. Through desperation he teams up with the Scoobies. Meanwhile Buffy is coming to grips with her mortality, and her goody two shoes boyfriend Riley feels inadequate, and starts hanging out in vampire crack houses. Buffy finds out slaughters all the vampires. Meanwhile Spike spends months developing a weird love hate relationship with Buffy. Buffy is given a Ret Con little sister, sent to her by a bunch of monks that need her to project her, because she is the living embodiment of the thing a deranged God needs. Meanwhile Buffy's mom develops a brain tumor. Spike's love/hate relationship makes him nearly kill Buffy with a shotgun. Buffy's Mum dies, Spike swears to protect Dawn, and in an epic battle Buffy sacrifices herself to save Dawn's life.

The Gang bring Buffy back to life, and she's traumatised. In a painful moment she admits to Spike that she was dragged kicking and screaming from heaven by her friends.

Then in a brilliant and talented musical episode Buffy admits to everyone she was in heaven, and snogs Spike

And thats just the story of their first snog. And you got all that from a single episode? And that's not even the story of their affair.

Awful. Just, just awful.

 

[8den]

Awful. Just, just awful.

Wait you went from dismissing a two season arc as a single episode, to dismissing the entire arc.

 

[Madusa]

Listen. I tried. I dipped in and out of the whole thing and found it nonsensical and tiresome. I tried to get into it but I just couldnt. On numerous occasions. Buffy just doesnt speak to me, I'm sorry. I mean, this obvs doesnt detract from how great you clearly find it. I turn my back.

edit- I've just found some xena meets buffy fan fiction.

 

[scifisam]

Listen. I tried. I dipped in and out of the whole thing and found it nonsensical and tiresome. I tried to get into it but I just couldnt. On numerous occasions. Buffy just doesnt speak to me, I'm sorry. I mean, this obvs doesnt detract from how great you clearly find it. I turn my back.

It's OK. You can't help having terrible taste in fantasy TV shows. We like you anyway.

edit- I've just found some xena meets buffy fan fiction.

When I said that there were probably hundreds of Xena/Buffy fanfics with the specific plot I outlined, I wasn't exaggerating.

 

[Madusa]

 

[DotCommunist]

It's OK. You can't help having terrible taste in fantasy TV shows. We like you anyway.



When I said that there were probably hundreds of Xena/Buffy fanfics with the specific plot I outlined, I wasn't exaggerating.

There is not a single geek series that does not have a body of slashfic online. Usually bad.

 

[8den]

Listen. I tried. I dipped in and out of the whole thing and found it nonsensical and tiresome. I tried to get into it but I just couldnt. On numerous occasions. Buffy just doesnt speak to me, I'm sorry. I mean, this obvs doesnt detract from how great you clearly find it. I turn my back.

edit- I've just found some xena meets buffy fan fiction.

Madusa. Have you ever heard of Fan Fiction Friday?

 

[scifisam]

There is not a single geek series that does not have a body of slashfic online. Usually bad.

Oh, totally. Xena seems to have more than most, presumably because the slash and the BDSM are canon.

 

[Argonia]

I love Charmed

 

[Baronage-Phase]

That's quite a bump there...

 

[Reno]

it's a knock-out poll to be followed by 'bewitched' v 'i dream of jeannie'

I loved these two show when I was a kid but they are a perfect example of how tv shows date badly. It’s not just the sexism, I recently tried to eatch an episode of Bewitched which entirely revolved around the neighbors spotting Samatha opening the garage door with magic and then she had to pretend she did it with a remote control, which she couldn’t produce for proof. It was surreally tedious.