Mr Retro
Beware hedgehogs
£1 a bag. Cooked like 30 seconds ago.I love popcorn. Just not to eat.
And if you really want popcorn you get it from the ever changing cast of young men in the reliance arcade and take it into the ritzy yourself. You don't buy it anywhere posh.

I love salty popcorn but the sweet makes me projectile vomit. As the Reliance guys have a sweet and savory on the go, once in a blue moon you get a sweet one in the savoury bag. Perilous times. But I don't give a fuck, me. It's just how I roll.





