Brixton chitter chatter part 1 (Nov 2006-June 2008)

[editor]

Post up your local news, rumours and curtain twitching sights here!

Let me start by reporting that there's just been a big schoolgirl scrap going on outside the Texaco garage on Coldharbour Lane, followed by a fuckwit on a stupid mini-moto falling off his stupid bike in the middle of the scrum.

It's all go, I tell ye!

 

[Orang Utan]

I saw a crackwhore giving a bloke a handjob in the phonebox outside the station - is that the kind of stuff you're looking for?

 

[Crispy]

I saw a builder toss a lighted cigarette butt into a bin full of cardboard! No naked flames! No hot ashes! What's the word coming to?!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

According to the SLP, police had a crack down on kerb crawlers and 44 prostitutes in a week on Brixton and Tulse Hill

I never knew there was that many

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

followed by a fuckwit on a stupid mini-moto falling off his stupid bike in the middle of the scrum.

It's all go, I tell ye!

that would have been a great photo to post up

 

[RaverDrew]

I saw someone selling drugs the other day !!!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I saw someone selling drugs the other day !!!

to a drug tourist?

 

[aurora green]

It's all quiet down my way.

 

[shakespearegirl]

I saw a extremely overweight teenager having to push his mini mota down the whole length of Shakespeare Road as it had broken down. Oh I laughed

 

[gabi]

Theres a big pile of fresh dog/junkie shit on the corner of brighton terrace and trinity gardens. Look out for it when walkin home in the dark tonight.

 

[editor]

I saw a crackwhore giving a bloke a handjob in the phonebox outside the station - is that the kind of stuff you're looking for?

Perfick.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

i saw a man playing a saxophone, with a dog who was wearing wearing sunglasses and who yelped along outside Sainburys.

 

[Orang Utan]

Theres a big pile of fresh dog/junkie shit on the corner of brighton terrace and trinity gardens. Look out for it when walkin home in the dark tonight.

Thanks for the heads up!

 

[Pip]

i saw a man playing a saxophone, with a dog who was wearing wearing sunglasses and who yelped along outside Sainburys.

My bloody dad again

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Someone was shouting about jesus or something outside the station the other day.

 

[editor]

Has anyone seen that woman that goes out along Coldharbour Lane every night around 2am - without fail - and carefully goes through everyone's bins?

She's very methodical and open about it, and recently got herself a nice reflective jacket which makes her look a bit official.

At first I thought she might be some sort of dodgy identity theft scammer, but maybe she's just doing on-site recylcing?

 

[HeroineSheep]

Post up your local news, rumours and curtain twitching sights here!

Let me start by reporting that there's just been a big schoolgirl scrap going on outside the Texaco garage on Coldharbour Lane, followed by a fuckwit on a stupid mini-moto falling off his stupid bike in the middle of the scrum.

It's all go, I tell ye!

Arse, I missed it. Too busy reading that RedJezza/Dwyer schoolgirl scrap thread.

Real life: is it more interesting?

 

[gaijingirl]

I saw a member of these very boards in M&S with someone who looked like it might be his mum!

 

[Pip]

I saw a member of these very boards in M&S with someone who looked like it might be his mum!

Sure it was his mum and not his lover? Could have a bit of juicy gossip there!

 

[HeroineSheep]

In M&S and not Sainsbury's????!!!!! That's more gossip worthy, shirley?

 

[Dubversion]

all the lights seem to be out on Brixton Hill

 

[gaijingirl]

Sure it was his mum and not his lover? Could have a bit of juicy gossip there!

They weren't doing anything sexual in the dairy section.... but I didn't see what they were up to in the other areas...

 

[HeroineSheep]

I think people need to be watched more when they're in the root veg section.....

 

[Kanda]

all the lights seem to be out on Brixton Hill

OMG... I'm just off to the Pub.. how will I find it!!!

 

[Tricky Skills]

I saw a naked fat man's hairy arse in the changing rooms at Brixton Rec this morning

 

[zuszsa]

Outside the tube - I overheard a do gooder type asking a junkie type 'did the meths you drunk taste different from usual'

I also saw an altercation at the woolworths bus stop after somebody bumped into someone esle - whats the world coming to? Pushing and shoving at Brixton bus stops, I ask you?

 

[clandestino]

i saw someone who used to post on the boards crossing the road, from foot locker to M&S (roughly).

our postie hasn't delivered the post before 1pm for at least a month now.

 

[colacubes]

I saw some bloke pissing against my front gate and apparently I was being unreasonable by asking him to stop and fuck off

Carphone Warehouse have their Xmas lights up

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Someone was shouting about jesus or something outside the station the other day.

If it was at about 7:30 am he's a mate and he's safe (in all senses of the word).

 

[netbob]

the old library at south island place is going to be pulled down for flats http://tinyurl.com/sgu9t