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Brits banned from US after Tweeting that they were going to 'destroy' the place with partying

The words deemed as being sensitive by the DHS include:

  • Illegal immigrant
  • Outbreak
  • Drill
  • Strain
  • Virus
  • Recovery
  • Deaths
  • Collapse
  • Human to animal
  • Trojan

I think everyone on Twatter should use one of the above in every single tweet and keep that lost busy for a while :D
After the outbreak of the Trojan war a great strain was placed on the Greek's due to the deaths of many a great warrior. It was felt by all from god to human to animal. For no matter how you drill a soldier they will never be immune to the virus that is terror. Even after the collapse of Troy the recovery would take many a year.
 

Minnie_the_Minx

someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
After the outbreak of the Trojan war a great strain was placed on the Greek's due to the deaths of many a great warrior. It was felt by all from god to human to animal. For no matter how you drill a soldier they will never be immune to the virus that is terror. Even after the collapse of Troy the recovery would take many a year.
You should Tweet that and get everyone to retweet it ;)

You missed illegal immigrant :(
 

Minnie_the_Minx

someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
i don't think they existed back then. and warring was between elites. to fight you had to own weaponry.
Yeah, but the illegal immigrants probably weren't aware of that and I doubt the DHS knows that either so you can make up what you want

Stop nit-picking :mad:
 

Corax

Luke 5:16
Yeah, but you never make jokes about bombing airports/airlines. That'll definitely get you into trouble wherever you are I reckon
But an entire country's okay?

What about a state? Is that alright, but a city is too specific? Or can you go all the way down to neighbourhood as long as you don't threaten a particular building or facility? We really need some clear published guidance on where the dividing line between joke and terrorist plot is.
 

Minnie_the_Minx

someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
But an entire country's okay?

What about a state? Is that alright, but a city is too specific? Or can you go all the way down to neighbourhood as long as you don't threaten a particular building or facility? We really need some clear published guidance on where the dividing line between joke and terrorist plot is.
and searching for spades with which they were going to dig up Marilyn Monroe?
 

Corax

Luke 5:16
At least they didn't actually bloody convict them. The Robin Hood airport thing was no less ridiculous.

If the authorities refuse to use any common sense when reading things, it's a bit bloody rich for them to expect anyone else to use any when writing it.
 

Minnie_the_Minx

someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
At least they didn't actually bloody convict them. The Robin Hood airport thing was no less ridiculous.

If the authorities refuse to use any common sense when reading things, it's a bit bloody rich for them to expect anyone else to use any when writing it.
It's just another American import - paranoia :rolleyes::D

Wouldn't surprise me if it was the Americans that informed the British Police of his "threat" and demanded they arrest him
 

wemakeyousoundb

and calm again
The words deemed as being sensitive by the DHS include:

  • Illegal immigrant
  • Outbreak
  • Drill
  • Strain
  • Virus
  • Recovery
  • Deaths
  • Collapse
  • Human to animal
  • Trojan

I think everyone on Twatter should use one of the above in every single tweet and keep that lost busy for a while :D
We've just had a drill about the outbreak of illegal immigrants putting a strain on the economic recovery after the human to animal virus called trojan created many death by collapse of the lungs
I think that covers it all.
 
see it takes skill to hide human to animal

and "from god to human to animal" works really well in this case as we do have the horses who weep for patroclus and the mourning of thetis
 

Spymaster

Cockney Wanker
Can't get worked up over this. Everyone knows that the Sep's are likely to suffer a sense of humour failure in such situations. More interesting is how they found out about the tweets. But given that they did, I can fully understand them knocking the fucking idiots back.

This has tones of that dickhead MP (?) who 'joked' with airport check in staff that he had a bomb in his briefcase.
 

Stanley Edwards

1967 Maserati Mistral.
R.I.P.
Wan't Emily Bunting a Spice Girl?

Can't blame them really in that case.

.........

Ah - no. Emma Bunton. Close enough. I'd still ban her from my house as a precaution.
 
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