Brits banned from US after Tweeting that they were going to 'destroy' the place with partying

Discussion in 'New York/US' started by editor, Jan 30, 2012.

  1. Shippou-Sensei

    Shippou-Sensei 4:1:2.5

    After the outbreak of the Trojan war a great strain was placed on the Greek's due to the deaths of many a great warrior. It was felt by all from god to human to animal. For no matter how you drill a soldier they will never be immune to the virus that is terror. Even after the collapse of Troy the recovery would take many a year.
     
  2. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox

    You should Tweet that and get everyone to retweet it ;)

    You missed illegal immigrant :(
     
  3. Shippou-Sensei

    Shippou-Sensei 4:1:2.5

    i found it difficult to work into an otherwise innocent passage.
     
  4. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox

    Maybe the Greeks could have had some illegal immigrants in their army as cannon fodder or something?
     
  5. The Octagon

    The Octagon Stop...Hammertime

    "human to animal" :hmm:
     
  6. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox

    Virus? :hmm:
    Sheep shagging?
     
  7. The Octagon

    The Octagon Stop...Hammertime

    *must... avoid....obvious....joke....*
     
  8. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist slowtime

    Westwood could land himself in trouble 'Be in NY in 10 hours dog! NOW DROP THE BOMB!'
     
  9. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Bulla liberali in perpetuum.

    I'd have banned her just for those hideous shoes.

    hideousshoes.jpg
     
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  10. Shippou-Sensei

    Shippou-Sensei 4:1:2.5

    i don't think they existed back then. and warring was between elites. to fight you had to own weaponry.
     
  11. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox

    Yeah, but the illegal immigrants probably weren't aware of that and I doubt the DHS knows that either so you can make up what you want

    Stop nit-picking :mad:
     
  12. Shippou-Sensei

    Shippou-Sensei 4:1:2.5

    i've been listening to audio lectures about the illiad...
     
  13. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox

    I'm very pleased for you

    Now, get tweeting ;)
     
  14. Shippou-Sensei

    Shippou-Sensei 4:1:2.5

    i don't tweet...

    i don't want a visit from the 4chan party van
     
  15. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox

    I don't Tweet either. I bet DHS is watching us on here anyway :mad:

    I reckon if we all write Echelon, they'll be hacking into our computers :hmm:
     
  16. Corax

    Corax Luke 5:16

    This sort of nonsense would never happen over here.
     
  17. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox

    Yeah, but you never make jokes about bombing airports/airlines. That'll definitely get you into trouble wherever you are I reckon
     
  18. Corax

    Corax Luke 5:16

    But an entire country's okay?

    What about a state? Is that alright, but a city is too specific? Or can you go all the way down to neighbourhood as long as you don't threaten a particular building or facility? We really need some clear published guidance on where the dividing line between joke and terrorist plot is.
     
  19. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox

    and searching for spades with which they were going to dig up Marilyn Monroe?
     
  20. Corax

    Corax Luke 5:16

    At least they didn't actually bloody convict them. The Robin Hood airport thing was no less ridiculous.

    If the authorities refuse to use any common sense when reading things, it's a bit bloody rich for them to expect anyone else to use any when writing it.
     
  21. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox

    It's just another American import - paranoia :rolleyes::D

    Wouldn't surprise me if it was the Americans that informed the British Police of his "threat" and demanded they arrest him
     
  22. wemakeyousoundb

    wemakeyousoundb and calm again

    We've just had a drill about the outbreak of illegal immigrants putting a strain on the economic recovery after the human to animal virus called trojan created many death by collapse of the lungs
    I think that covers it all.
     
  23. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox

    :D

    I liked Shippou's story better
     
  24. wemakeyousoundb

    wemakeyousoundb and calm again

    i was never very good at creative writing :'(
     
  25. Ax^

    Ax^ Silly Rabbit

    pfft the daily mail managed it without so much of an afterthought
     
  26. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    Ditto :hmm:
     
  27. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox

    Same as :D
     
  28. Shippou-Sensei

    Shippou-Sensei 4:1:2.5

    see it takes skill to hide human to animal

    and "from god to human to animal" works really well in this case as we do have the horses who weep for patroclus and the mourning of thetis
     
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  29. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    Can't get worked up over this. Everyone knows that the Sep's are likely to suffer a sense of humour failure in such situations. More interesting is how they found out about the tweets. But given that they did, I can fully understand them knocking the fucking idiots back.

    This has tones of that dickhead MP (?) who 'joked' with airport check in staff that he had a bomb in his briefcase.
     
  30. Stanley Edwards

    Stanley Edwards 1967 Maserati Mistral. R.I.P.

    Wan't Emily Bunting a Spice Girl?

    Can't blame them really in that case.

    .........

    Ah - no. Emma Bunton. Close enough. I'd still ban her from my house as a precaution.
     

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