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Britons 'sleep in dirty duvets'

Its made me feel abit blurgh.

Come to mention it, mine isnt the whitest it could be :eek: :o :eek:


"The worst case was a duvet that had not been washed for 11 years and contained 45g of debris including skin scales and house dust mite faeces."

MINGING
 
I don't use a duvet over here, but have my sheets and blanket washed every week. I sleep naked and love the feel of fresh crisply ironed coton on my flesh! (Maybe if I had to do my own washing and ironing I would do it less often, but what's the point of keeping a woman and not using her?)
 
northernhoard said:
Hoard Linen is washed once a week, years ago every month or so
but not your actual duvet, right?

i have once washed a duvet. I had been stored in my mum's garage while i was between houses and it smelled damp - otherwise i wouldn't bother.

You have to go to the launderette where they have those special machjines, and it costs a fair bit. some duvets need dry cleaning - and that's even pricier. sod that for a game of soldiers. Bring on the dust mites.
 
ChrisFilter said:
I've never cleaned my duvet in 4 years of owning it.. I knew you could, just never got round to it. The launderettes is miles away.

Is your tagline duvet related :D
 
ChrisFilter said:
I've never cleaned my duvet in 4 years of owning it.. I knew you could, just never got round to it. The launderettes is miles away.
4 years???? :eek:

Pah! I can beat that hands down.

Reckon mine must be at least 8 years old by now.....:cool:
 
Maybe it is just me, but I see nothing in that report that disturbs me in any way.

Dead skin ...meh

Dust mites. ...meh

No one is actually saying dirty duvets spread disease or anything, don't see what the problem is.



*shrugs*
 
LD Rudeboy said:
We get ours dry-cleaned once or twice a year. Usually, because I've got Guinness all over it. :o


You should never get a duvet dry cleaned, the fumes from that can kill you, least that's what they told me when I took mine in to get cleaned. I'd hope they're just washing it for you.

I'm a bit :eek: ed that loads of you don't clean your duvet. We now have a summer, autumn/spring and winter duvet. They all get washed annually or biannually depending on usage.
 
I always use mattress and pillow protectors as well, and chuck out our feather pillows after 2 years and replace them with new ones. I am really fussy about my bedding.
 
geminisnake said:
I'm a bit :eek: ed that loads of you don't clean your duvet. We now have a summer, autumn/spring and winter duvet. They all get washed annually or biannually depending on usage.

3 duvets? My gran used to have summer curtains and winter curtains as well. I don't grasp the concept of 3 different duvets. I've got duvet, not the duvet - that's it :)
 
I'm generally really lame at bedding and have never cleaned a duvet. I just generally buy a new one everytime I move (about once a year). I know, sounds stupid, but you can get duvets for a tenner from places like Peacocks and thats about the cost of getting it dry cleaned and I cant be arsed to lug it to a launderette to find a machine big enough to wash one.
 
madzone said:
3 duvets? My gran used to have summer curtains and winter curtains as well. I don't grasp the concept of 3 different duvets.

Only coz the original is years old, then I bought a warmer one(12.5), then that wasn't warm enough so I bought a 15 tog feather one.
The council put in double glazing some months later so we don't really need 15 togs much anymore but we don't have heating upstairs and it's ludicrously windy here and we sleep with the window open all year round or I get headaches.

I too have summer and winter curtains. We needed them before the DG.
Your gran probably had loads of blankets :p
 
geminisnake said:
Only coz the original is years old, then I bought a warmer one(12.5), then that wasn't warm enough so I bought a 15 tog feather one.
The council put in double glazing some months later so we don't really need 15 togs much anymore but we don't have heating upstairs and it's ludicrously windy here and we sleep with the window open all year round or I get headaches.

I too have summer and winter curtains. We needed them before the DG.
Your gran probably had loads of blankets :p

It's ok, you don't have to explain your seasonal soft furnishing obsession to me. I'm sure it's all perferctly normal :D
 
madzone said:
It's ok, you don't have to explain your seasonal soft furnishing obsession to me. I'm sure it's all perferctly normal :D

If I wasn't going out to Tai Chi you woulda been getting a rude phonecall later :p :D
 
EastEnder said:
4 years???? :eek:

Pah! I can beat that hands down.

Reckon mine must be at least 8 years old by now.....:cool:

Oh Lordy!


Yes I do wash duvets although usually only after some accident has befallen them :o

I'm not as good as I should be at regular changing of bedsheets. I tend to wait till they're dirty or summat. So my sons bedsheets get washed sometimes daily. Mine, er, tend to last rather longer :o
 
I am going to get some sheets and bedspreads next time I go to Oswaldwistle Mill, I find duvets really hot, even the thinner ones. There's nothing nicer than freshly laundered white sheets.
 
But if you wash it surely you just drown the dust mites and have little corpses in the duvet and congealed skin and shit. Doesn't sound any more savoury to me. Not enough to go to that much effort anyway.
 
mpython said:
But if you wash it surely you just drown the dust mites and have little corpses in the duvet and congealed skin and shit. Doesn't sound any more savoury to me. Not enough to go to that much effort anyway.
The little beasties eat dead skin. If you kill them, the dead skin just accumulates until eventually you drown in a vast pile of your own discarded epidermis.

Save yourselves - don't wash your duvet.

:cool:
 
Sounds like a plan by Hotpoint to scare Middle England into thinking they're so minging they need to wash their duvets, which most normal washing machines can't handle, thus requiring Middle England to buy their swanky new machines, which unsurprisingly have a duvet cycle.

But then I have a nasty suspicious mind :D

Worried about dustmites? Hoover the mattress. Problem solved.
 
I remember havin a casual fling with a friend in Hulme years ago, I was a little surprised to see a film of ingrained shite running along the top of the duvet, yet inherself she was such a clean girl
 
northernhoard said:
I remember havin a casual fling with a friend in Hulme years ago, I was a little surprised to see a film of ingrained shite running along the top of the duvet, yet inherself she was such a clean girl


Just dirty in between the sheets eh??:)




































































Sorry sorry sorry sorry............
 
mpython said:
But if you wash it surely you just drown the dust mites and have little corpses in the duvet and congealed skin and shit. Doesn't sound any more savoury to me. Not enough to go to that much effort anyway.
Thanks, I feel sick now..:( :p
 
Duvets don't need cleaning, they are so absorbent that it would take decades for them to get so dirty that a wash was essential.

Same with jeans.
 
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