Bristol will soon have a fuck-off big new shopping mall which will turn their existing one into ghetto-mall. Which will eventually end up having nothing but fireworks shops and a Wilkinsons in it.

does Bristol have parks or pubs?
Bristol has more green spaces per head of population than any other city.
And we have a weir.
Weir is it? (ho ho)

Do you actually want a reply or did you just ask the question to make a pun?![]()


I've been to Bristol once. My brother took me to a pub that not only had a beer garden and cheap pool tables but also a FUCKING BOWLING ALLEY.
That pub was enough to convince me that Bristol is great on its own.

Is the second hand record shop on Gloucester Road still there? I want one of those near where I live.
I like Bristol. Spent most weekends there for a couple of years. Not sure about the city centre on a weekend night, but up towards Montpellier/St Paul/Gloucester Road is great.

I've been to Bristol once. My brother took me to a pub that not only had a beer garden and cheap pool tables but also a FUCKING BOWLING ALLEY.
That pub was enough to convince me that Bristol is great on its own.
They come in pairs mostly and are soft n jiggly. When you see them it is a custom to shout "Phwwooaarrr nice Bristols!"What is a Bristol?