Brian Blessed's Foot

[harpo]

Well thanks Orang. I have sent that image off on its merry way. Wonder how long it'll take to come back via other sources....

 

[Orang Utan]

Well thanks Orang. I have sent that image off on its merry way. Wonder how long it'll take to come back via other sources....

oops. I shouldn't really have put it up. Oh well. Too late now.

 

[harpo]

I'm trying to start a cult.

 

[Pieface]

Do we get to kill him?

 

[harpo]

Er, that wasn't the plan but it might spiral out of control in a baying mob sort of a way. It was his fault anyway for showing it on telly.

 

[Rollem]

Do we get to kill him?

or at least give him a matching pair?

 

[Groucho]

.... like some monstrous granny raping santa claus.

((((santa clause))))

monstrous granny

 

[Pieface]

you got that ALL wrong Groucho

 

[Groucho]

you got that ALL wrong Groucho

I was upset by the thought of poor santa being raped by a monstrous granny.

In fact I still am

Meanwhile I see nothing especially remarkable about Brian Blessed's foot Am I missing something?

 

[DJ Squelch]

Am I missing something?

If your foot looks like that then you should go see a doctor as soon as possible.

I read on the disscussion page of his wiki entry that Blessed knackered it in a bad landing while parachuting in the army.

 

[Groucho]

If your foot looks like that then you should go see a doctor as soon as possible.

I read on the disscussion page of his wiki entry that Blessed knackered it in a bad landing while parachuting in the army.

No, mine doesn't look like that. Mine are sweet little feet.

But I have seen some oddities in my time. The worst was a homeless chap with gangrene that had eaten right through it.

 

[Gingerman]

Strange these hospital progs never feature people with say, anal fissures or piles or genital warts or viginal discharges etc.

 

[i_hate_beckham]

Strange these hospital progs never feature people with say, anal fissures or piles or genital warts or viginal discharges etc.

I can post some pics if you like...

 

[Pieface]

I was upset by the thought of poor santa being raped by a monstrous granny.

In fact I still am

Meanwhile I see nothing especially remarkable about Brian Blessed's foot Am I missing something?

no no!!
HE was a "granny-raping Santa Claus figure" not a being raped by a granny.

Although I'd of allowed that nan he attacked to do what she wanted with the cunt after his idiocy.

 

[bluestreak]

so is blessed a cunt then?

 

[harpo]

No, no, let's not see him as a cunt. After all these years of being the same as he's ever been, it's a bit unfair to call him a cunt at this late stage. But he has got a hideous foot.

 

[Rosco]

He doesn't have a limp or a dodgy walk though, or does he? Good for him living so contently with his fukkin twatted foot.

 

[bluestreak]

so it's a bit of a non-issue then? decent loud fella has a funny foot.

or are we mocking the afflicted now?

 

[Callie]

Strange these hospital progs never feature people with say, anal fissures or piles or genital warts or viginal discharges etc.

do you mean virginal discharges? or vaginal discharges?

 

[Rosco]

so it's a bit of a non-issue then? decent loud fella has a funny foot.

or are we mocking the afflicted now?

Yep looks that way you Deacon!

 

[Pieface]

he is NOT decent

 

[Wookey]

If you Google Brian Blessed's foot, this thread comes up second.