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Breville sandwiches..

Used to have that. It mooed. We used to sit it on the window of our living room and moo at people going past. We were stoned, I think. Toasties AND side-splitting entertainment. Splendid.

I've got a pig one but it doesn't oink :(

Haven't used it for years. The bread used to stick to the plates far too often which resulted in ripped toasties and serious cheese spillage :mad: I use those toastie bags now which aren't as good but the lack of mess almost makes up for it.
 
Has anyone quoted Daisy from Spaced and her 'sandwich toasters as relationship metaphor' monologue in the comic store with Tim and Bill Bailey (Bilbo the store owner)?

Daisy: In the end, our relationship was just like a sandwich toaster. You know, you just forget you've got one. And it just sits there on the top of the cupboard collecting a layer of greasy fudge. And even if you do see it you just assume it's broken, you think if it's working I'd be using it all the time, but you don't and it just sits there. Then one day, you get an overwhelming desire for toasted sandwiches, you know? And you get it down and it works, and you can't believe it, you know? And then you make every kind of toasted sandwich there is, you have toasted sandwich parties. You make Marmite and cheese, chocolate and...

Tim: Pilchards.

Daisy: Banana and...

Bilbo: Acorns.

Daisy: Acorns. And then as quickly as the desire comes, it just goes. And then you put the toaster sandwich maker away. And, you know what?

Tim: What?

Daisy: You don't miss it.

Bilbo: So what you're saying is 'Don't hide the toasted sandwich maker away, use him regularly and you'll get the most out of him'.

Tim: No, she's saying 'Chuck your boyfriend, have a sandwich'.
 
Nope. I'm still in amazement that someone actually uses those toastie plastic bags. I thought they only existed in Bettaware catalogues.

:D
 
i used to use them at work, as they are quick and clean, but alas i lost them. must buy a replacement.

i really fancy a toasty now, but i have no bread :(
 
I've bought myself a new Breville toastie machine today, despite not really having kitchen room for it. I will now be living off cheese toasties. :oops:

PS - this is the nearest thread I could find on the subject, so apologies for the age of it. :)
 
It's a well known fact that cheese toasties are the diet of the Gods.
Less well known: peanut butter can be nearly as satisfying - and you can do savoury-ish (with a bit of salt/spice/coconut/ other satay-like seasoning) or sweet (with some dark chocolate) versions as well.
 
Baked bean & cheese or should that be cheese & baked bean? Spice it up with HPS or maybe add a bit of onion.

Don't try a cheese & pickle toastie. Tis fucking orrible.
 
I've bought myself a new Breville toastie machine today, despite not really having kitchen room for it. I will now be living off cheese toasties. :oops:

PS - this is the nearest thread I could find on the subject, so apologies for the age of it. :)
What model did you buy and is it any good? Am on the hunt for one myself. The budget Breville has some really bad reviews on Amazon...
Cheers!
 
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