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I have found it possible to get a breadmaker to make good white bread, but it can't do wholemeal at all. At least when it does, it rises about 1cm :rolleyes:
 
Savage Henry said:
Breadmaker owners are the easiest to wind up group of people ever :D I will now retire from this thread :D ;)

You oven bread makers just wouldn't rise to it - like half of your crappy loaves!
 
crustychick said:
I *heart* my new breadmaker. It makes great bread. luvverly. and it totally takes the hassle out of making bread. I used to make my own bread years ago but just can't be arsed/don't have the time these days, so at least having a breadmaker means I don't have to buy crap shop bread, so it's better in that respect.

Try making a braided brioche in your breadmaker.
 
bi0boy said:
I have found it possible to get a breadmaker to make good white bread, but it can't do wholemeal at all. At least when it does, it rises about 1cm :rolleyes:

Try half white, half wholemeal. I use Lidl white bread flour and one of their wholemeal mixes(Landgut rustic wholemeal) half and half and it works fine for me :)
 
I just add half wholemeal flour and seeds to the white mix and get an ok loaf. My new breadmaker is fantastic compared to my old one which ended up in the bin in frustration, it's also got an extra paddle which i think mixes it better. But why can't they have detractable paddles as it's very annoying having holes in the loaf. :mad:
 
I've always seen bread machines the same as those 7 ft tall robots they dreamed of in the 1950's that were going to do all the housework for you. They probably can make good bread but it's still creepy. Instead of watching tv and relaxing I'm watching the robot.
 
I bought a cheap one and it broke.:(
I would love to have a really decent one with a gluten free setting ( for my daughter's bread- it will save me £££)
Anyone got any recommendations?
I agree with you about the paddle thing
 
bi0boy said:
I have found it possible to get a breadmaker to make good white bread, but it can't do wholemeal at all. At least when it does, it rises about 1cm :rolleyes:
What flour do you use? I use Allison's. My machine manages a well-risen wholemeal. (Wholemeal never rises as much as white, mind you, because the course grain cuts the dough chains.) There are extra strong wholemeal flours on the market; try one of those.
 
Herbsman. said:
who the hell invented these things, should be fucking shot in the face

You fucked it-up. :p

Now grow-up & stop blaming the machine. Breadmakers are excellent but yes, you often have to persevere a bit till you find what recipie suits your situation best.

Oh, don'r bother with the "fast" programme ever! That is common mistake no1. :)
 
Savage Henry said:
I don't understand people who need breadmakers ! It takes about 10 minutes to make a loaf of bread then stick it in the oven .

You must be one of the blessed-ones then? IME, bread making is a black-art which you simply can or can't do. I've eaten too much "healthy" homemade bread that could be used to surface roads so I'm happy to stick with a decent loaf from the machine.

Also, I have never seen a real loaf that takes just 10mins to get from mix to oven. :p
 
pogofish said:
You fucked it-up. :p

Now grow-up & stop blaming the machine. Breadmakers are excellent but yes, you often have to persevere a bit till you find what recipie suits your situation best.

Oh, don'r bother with the "fast" programme ever! That is common mistake no1. :)
I fucked nothing up because I didn't make it, someone else did, and it was crap

Dont get me wrong it was nice for what it was, but compared to plaited bread it was rubbish
 
LilMissHissyFit said:
I bought a cheap one and it broke.:(
I would love to have a really decent one with a gluten free setting ( for my daughter's bread- it will save me £££)
Anyone got any recommendations?
I agree with you about the paddle thing

Panasonic SD-253 Bread Maker makes a perfect loaf every time... and has gluten free settings although i've never made a gluten free loaf
 
crustychick said:
Panasonic SD-253 Bread Maker makes a perfect loaf every time... and has gluten free settings although i've never made a gluten free loaf

I was hoping to see an answer or I would have been prompting for one. Cheers!

Like making bread by hand but never have the time to do it, so am intending to buy a breadmaker for lovely fresh bread.
 
Fascinating stuff, really don't come into suburban regularly enough!
Have been thinking about investing in one for our family. Any recommendations? Two main concerns:
1. Don't want it to be £+++ as not quite sure how much I will use it;
2. Our kitchen is very, very small- about a metre of work space. Are some breadmakes smaller than others?

Thankin- you
claire
 
I can only recommend the one I already have ^^^

It was recommended to me by friends of mine who could not praise it highly enough after having less than excellent results with their previous one. It is, however one of the more expensive ones at ~£80 and it does take up a fair amount of space.

However, it does make fantastic bread! And that was my main stipulation.
 
Breadmakers can't do a decent crust for shit imo, and that's part of the good, English wholemeal bread experience. My mum used to have one (she makes the most delicious brown bread ever) and it didn't get anywhere near the quality of oven-baked so she got rid of it (was a pretty good one too).

It's really not worth the money tbh, unless you need the er... kneading bit because you have some physical ailment.
 
crustychick said:
I can only recommend the one I already have ^^^

It was recommended to me by friends of mine who could not praise it highly enough after having less than excellent results with their previous one. It is, however one of the more expensive ones at ~£80 and it does take up a fair amount of space.

However, it does make fantastic bread! And that was my main stipulation.

I have just bought one of these. It had better be good, crustychick, or there will be trouble. :D
 
Me's got this:



It's well good.

And yes, AWT is a complete tit, but then I very much doubt he did more than get paid for the use of his silly name.

Does pretty nice bread, if a little on the heavy side. I've yet to work out how you get that "light", bakers bread effect.....:confused:

And before anyone whinges - I can't make bread the old fashioned way cos my oven's never worked. :p
 
vipper said:
I have just bought one of these. It had better be good, crustychick, or there will be trouble. :D

It is good.

Sorry, Herbsman, you are wrong.

There is nothing wrong with a breadmaker. It arrived yesterday and has turned out a decent loaf of bread and stunk the house out with a delicious smell of baking bread - the smell woke me a few minutes before the alarm clock. Works for me.

And no, it doesn't beat a fresh baguette from a boulangerie in La Marais, but I bet you can't by hand either.
 
vipper said:
It is good.

Sorry, Herbsman, you are wrong.

There is nothing wrong with a breadmaker. It arrived yesterday and has turned out a decent loaf of bread and stunk the house out with a delicious smell of baking bread - the smell woke me a few minutes before the alarm clock. Works for me.

And no, it doesn't beat a fresh baguette from a boulangerie in La Marais, but I bet you can't by hand either.

yay - glad to hear it :)

*breathes sight of relief*

I have yet to try a pure rye loaf, i'm not convinced it will work, but i'm going to give it a go!
 
crustychick said:
yay - glad to hear it :)

*breathes sight of relief*

I have yet to try a pure rye loaf, i'm not convinced it will work, but i'm going to give it a go!

Glad to know your sleepless nights are over.

Any particular recomendations from the magic recipe book? I think the recipes over sugar based on the first attempt. Tonight we may be trying the rustic french loaf for breakfast, if we can get the rye flour.
 
geminisnake said:
a) don't have central heating therefore there is nowhere for the bread to rise

My house is freezing, and I proove(?) my bread in the oven on the absolute lowest temperature, then take it out and turn the oven up, then put it back in when it's a baking temperature. :p Works great.

I'm thinking of making croissant-rolled loafs with ham and cheese baked into the middle now - this thread has made me hungry. Glazed with a mixture of olive oil, paprika, salt and pepper, lovely.
 
Herbsman. said:
I am not wrong, in fact I am right, breadmakers are surplus shite

There's a certain degree of truth in that - breadmakers don't make very good bread, in fact they generally make worse bread than most people could make 'manually' with a little practice.

That said, they're convenient and make better bread than the average supermarket loaf. Not a patch on the genuine homemade article perhaps, nor even a decent shop-bought loaf, but not everyone's fortunate enough to have reasonably priced proper bread near them.

They're not a bad compromise all things considered. If you eat a lot of bread...
 
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