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Boris Johnson on Have I got news of you - friday

maomao said:
All tories are scum, even jolly, scruffy ones. I'd be happy to pull the trigger on that one anyway.
Come on, how can this be a bad man?
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He's so cute!
 
strummerville said:
Yeah right! Tell it how it is man. Whats your name? Student Grant? I think mummys just pulled your Red Brigades t shirt out of the washing machine, so you'd better go.
yeah right. kill the desenting underdog scum, quick man. What's your name? Alan B'stard? I think mater has just pulled your harrods store card from you monthly allowence budget, so you had better go.

anymore simplisitic dogmatic moronic statments you'd like to make there dummerville?
 
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Why give someone with so little influence as Boris Johnson the dignity of vitriolic hatred? Surely its best just to point and laugh?


Miserable cunts.
 
I think Boris is a self interested, self serving, directorship dwelling, journalist by nepotism, twunt - just like the rest of them. Just because he plays the clown doesn't mean he's a great bloke.

He makes my blood boil.
 
poului said:
Why give someone with so little influence as Boris Johnson the dignity of vitriolic hatred? Surely its best just to point and laugh?


Miserable cunts.
one by one and he will have influence again when cameron get's in...
 
GarfieldLeChat said:
one by one and he will have influence again when cameron get's in...



er, yes, well not only is that not a certainty in the first place but it hasn't happened yet anyway.


Save the blood-boiling for when (if he ever) becomes someone who's potentially harmful.
 
poului said:
er, yes, well not only is that not a certainty in the first place but it hasn't happened yet anyway.


Save the blood-boiling for when (if he ever) becomes someone who's potentially harmful.
He's editor of the spectator. The case for the prosecution rests.
 
exosculate said:
And therefore he is not only potentially harmful - he is harmful.


What, by trivially "dissing" some scousers?


What a great evil, he must be stopped!

Seriously, there are many, many worse people out there than Boris sodding Johnson.
 
to know what is good one must have evil

and if we need some tories around just to show what the alternative is ol BJ is one of the better choices

though i don't doubt for a moment there is a bit of a scemer under the surface
 
I love Boris Johnson. I'd vote Tory is he was in charge. I quite like Ken Clark as we when he's not banging on about politics.
 
From a non-political point of view, I thoroughly enjoyed his admission of trying charlie, then attempting to retract it by explaining how he sneezed instead of snorting.. :D
 
Boris said:
I looked up. I stopped crunching my Harvest Crunch. It was one of the goateed Marxists, and he wanted me to cough up for the miners. Normally, I was as soft a touch as the next man for your right-on cause: debt relief, leprosy projects - count me in.

But, as I reached for my pocket, I found myself remembering some stuff I'd read about these miners, and the chaos they were causing with their illegal strike. Oi, I said to my fellow-student. No, I said. I won't give any dosh to these blasted strikers, because, as far as I can see, they are being execrably led, haven't had a proper ballot and are plainly trying to bring down the elected government of the country.
See? Cunt. Official.
 
Its shite withoue deayton. I think hislop was saying that boris will be a regular presenter now. Hopefully, theyll just stick with one person. Hopefully deayton will be back after his rehabillitation with the beeb. Incidentally, theyre going to have rotational presenters on never mind the buzzcocks, as lamarr is goignt o have a break. That show will prob go downhill bevause the essence of it is lamarr beinga twat to the guests and other celebs, and I dont think a stand-in will try and replicate that :D
 
jasoon said:
Its shite withoue deayton. I think hislop was saying that boris will be a regular presenter now. Hopefully, theyll just stick with one person. Hopefully deayton will be back after his rehabillitation with the beeb. Incidentally, theyre going to have rotational presenters on never mind the buzzcocks, as lamarr is goignt o have a break. That show will prob go downhill bevause the essence of it is lamarr beinga twat to the guests and other celebs, and I dont think a stand-in will try and replicate that :D
It will be shit without lamarr though. :( :(

If he does take a break he has to come back, it just wouldnt work without him.
 
Ye i think he will come back. The show has been going for 9-10 years and he said he wanted to take a break about 5 years ago or something :D I like the show in a cold sort of way lol, but jupitus really needs to be replaced
 
Not sure, anyone really, he looks very unfunny against Bill. Has anyone met lamarr? Is he sort of twat-ish, angry and sarcastic in real life? He seems the type of 'tv person' that is the same in realy life, and thats kind of scary lol

edot- as long as its not jimmy car
 
jasoon said:
Its shite withoue deayton. I think hislop was saying that boris will be a regular presenter now. Hopefully, theyll just stick with one person. Hopefully deayton will be back after his rehabillitation with the beeb.
I sincerely hope not - Deayton's overly practised style was one reason I stopped watching - Boris adds a bit of spontanaeity to the thing.
 
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jasoon said:
Ye i think he will come back. The show has been going for 9-10 years and he said he wanted to take a break about 5 years ago or something :D I like the show in a cold sort of way lol, but jupitus really needs to be replaced

you can definitley tell that, he never really completes the quiz "propery" anymore , and he pisses about alo, although they get some great guests, as with everyone panelshow it can suffer the same, 'guest who says absolutey nothing problem.

ps *I horn* claudia winkleman :)
 
gentlegreen said:
I sincerely hope not - Deayton's overly practised style was one reason I stopped watching - Boris adds a bit of spontanaeity to the thing.

You mean the completely scripted 'spontaneity'? ;)
 
Boris is a nasrty little shit who plays the bumbling fool to be thought of as vaguley hip, or something.

a twat, and a useless twat who can't even snort a line of coke!
 
Jesus. Are people still taken in by this stuff?

Either it's an act, or its not. If it's an act, then basically the idea is too come over as all bumbling and eccentric to obscure the fact that he's the extremely well-heeled editor of an extremely nasty, snobbish and arrogant magazine dedicated to the principle that the privileged classes have not enough money because it is all being wasted on the proletarian trash.

If it's not an act, why is somebody so fucking useless the editor or an influential magazine and an MP with just about the safest majority in Parliament? The answer lies in the aforementioned privileges.

Christ, if there's one thing I learned at Oxford it's to avoid these people like the plague and hate them like the pox.
 
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