Bloody foxes!

[trashpony]

YES Please, can I have 3 missis & 1 mr.

With pleasure. I can certainly give you four - the sexes may be a bit random. The cubs are really cute though

 

[marco mark]

Will Parcel Force Europe be OK, do ya think

 

[trashpony]

Will Parcel Force Europe be OK, do ya think

You want me to bring them to Greece?

I could be single-handedly responsible for upsetting the eco-balance on your island

ps how's the cat?

 

[marco mark]

Ohhh I don't know they may gobble up some of the offensive tourists that seem to be around, the good tourists will feed 'em well. Cats are good having great fun tormenting Ruby the new parrot

 

[Rohen]

Does anyone want this fox? It has stolen three of my gardening gloves and Im really pissed off with it

They seem to go for leather goods

I would dearly like to poison the vixen but I fear the other allotment holders would be upset so does anyone want this one?

Rohen

 

[subversplat]

I would dearly like to poison the vixen

Shan't...rise...to...obvious...troll...

*deep breaths*

 

[Rohen]

You calling me a troll? That thieving vixen is doted on by my neighbour on the allotment.

I long for the day I find my barbecue gauntlet in the undergrowth

 

[toggle]

They seem to go for leather goods

They also go for certain sorts of plastics. In this area, kid's toys that get left out get chewed, the rubberised seats in the swings get shredded as well.

 

[Rohen]

I have only one thing to say to that















They are VERMIN

 

[subversplat]

I wish several particularly nasty strains of STDs on anybody who'd poison a fox

 

[madzone]

Rohen - the problem would be solved if you put your gardening gloves where the fekkin fox can't get them. Radical concept I know but worth a try eh?

 

[Rohen]

Believe me I do now that I have realised that she stole the first pair and almost the second pair which I caught her red handed doing and made her drop the last barbecue gauntlet....

Now everything is stored either in a pocket or on top of a pole

 

[madzone]

Believe me I do now that I have realised that she stole the first pair and almost the second pair which I caught her red handed doing and made her drop the last barbecue gauntlet....

Now everything is stored either in a pocket or on top of a pole

Problem solved!

 

[toggle]

that problem aside, I would ahve thought that a fox on an allotment would be good. One carnivore has got to be an improvement on a lot of small furry vermin

 

[Rohen]

I guess we dont have rats and other vermin youre right... but we cant keep chickens...