Blocked Loo! Help!!

[Frankie Jack]

Put a football in the pan and press it down till it fits the bowl then push hard on it a quite a few times so the pressure can push the blockage down..

Have had to do this many times when the kids had a bogroll fest... It does work..

 

[panpete]

Some people are just masochists.
Why not just use a stick, or a coat hanger.

 

[mrs quoad]

Fireworks.

 

[longdog]

Take off and nuke the toilet from space. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

marigolds. hand. rummage... gawd's sake!

also try filling the bucket up and doing a huge flush with that

errrm if you read the very first post in this thread you will see thats BOTH already been tried... but thanks

 

[GoneCoastal]

one or two squares a time for the next few months

Or one up, one down and one for a shine !
(according to me Dad's national service memories)

 

[mrs quoad]

Take off and nuke the toilet from space. It's the only way to be sure.

That, or a lump hammer strapped with fireworks.