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Block Porn pukka pads coming to Brixton

Discussion in 'Brixton' started by editor, Mar 28, 2017.

  1. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

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  2. skyscraper101

    skyscraper101 0891 50 50 50

    Looks ghastly.
     
  3. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    one auld they could bring back is rioters burning down properties in brixton.

    hopefully coming into brixton in 2017 and scuttling away in 2018
     
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  4. aussw9

    aussw9 Well-Known Member

    i dont get it... thats some strange marketing.
     
  5. wiskey

    wiskey Albatross Admirer

    wow, I didn't realise having a history of 'illegal parties' in a building made it more desirable :confused:
     
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  6. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Extra Edginess. Increased Vibrancy.
     
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  7. gosub

    gosub ~#

    means the referb will have had to been more extensive
     
  8. trabuquera

    trabuquera Modesty Bag

    It's like the BrewDog of estate agency. Or Nathan Barley reborn as a property magnate.
    The hoardings deserve defacement by feminists and I am sure even prospective buyers will detect that "in the heart of " and "over a km away from" are not just different words the same thing.
     
  9. Sweet FA

    Sweet FA ✪ Three rounds Lord, in my .44 ✪

    The MD of the company, Mark Harris, currently in pre-production on a film about Roy Shaw :rolleyes:

    [​IMG]
     
  10. lefteri

    lefteri Well-Known Member

    I thought you wanted us to block something called 'porn pukka pads' from coming to Brixton, my mind conjured up all sorts of unpleasantness
     
  11. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Oh dear:



     
  12. lefteri

    lefteri Well-Known Member

    Great, more cunts coming to my neighborhood
     
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  13. Virtual Blue

    Virtual Blue ready

    Nice moobs.
    Is he milking an invisible cow?
     
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  14. friendofdorothy

    friendofdorothy it is so much worse than Thatcherism now

    did they have a poster saying this on the upstairs of some building on Brixton rd up near the Crown and Anchor? I wondered what on earth it could be advertising as I could only read the words BLOCK and PORN. I haven't noticed the poster since, so hope it has blown down.

    I think blocking porngraphy might be a good idea on public street. Was the gratuitous naked female angel there to offend the church users who are there now, the attendees of the mosque just down the street or just to offend me? It makes as much sense of having a bikini clad woman perched on a car, but with added religious overtones that have nothing to do with property/'industrial'/'urban'. Presumably women are only there to adorn a 'apartment', and are not imagined as the possible purchaser? 'the angel in the home' maybe? or is it some bizarre porn trend that passed me by? Everyday I think its like we've gone back in time to a pre feminist era.

    If that poster was somewhere I could reach, I'd spray a frock and DMs on her and deface the word PORN. What utter wankers.
     
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  15. phillm

    phillm don't bring back hanging

    I've two words to say to that "SHITE" and "SHITE"....
     
  16. lang rabbie

    lang rabbie Je ne regrette les gazebos

    "Industrial style" in a new-build development presumably means the developers are improving their profit margin by leaving the flats unplastered, with grottily-laid breeze blocks as the interior finish?!
     
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  17. salem

    salem Well-Known Member

    This is hilarious, their website even says 'designed by coffee and cigarettes' over pics of their properties :D

    This for me feels like the end of a style era. It's gone from mainstream to passé and beyond.
     
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  18. xenon

    xenon Blah blah blah

    Even the thread title makes me angry. And who the fuck is still saying pucker. Wankers.
     
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  19. EastEnder

    EastEnder Brixton Barnacle

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    As if the thread couldn't get any more wankery....
     
  20. phillm

    phillm don't bring back hanging

    Nathan Barley didn't predict the half of it - tis totally beyond parody now - maybe that's the point ? Maybe this is how empires end - decline and fall...

    The Hollow Men by T S Eliot

    Here we go round the prickly pear
    Prickly pear prickly pear
    Here we go round the prickly pear
    At five o'clock in the morning.


    Between the idea
    And the reality
    Between the motion
    And the act
    Falls the Shadow
    For Thine is the Kingdom

    Between the conception
    And the creation
    Between the emotion
    And the response
    Falls the Shadow
    Life is very long

    Between the desire
    And the spasm
    Between the potency
    And the existence
    Between the essence
    And the descent
    Falls the Shadow
    For Thine is the Kingdom

    For Thine is
    Life is
    For Thine is the

    This is the way the world ends
    This is the way the world ends
    This is the way the world ends
    Not with a bang but a whimper.
     
  21. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    So all these block porn flats likely to be filled with people watching porn.
     
  22. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    People while they're kissing pucker
    People who are mockney twats say pukka
     
  23. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    You've only got to ask you what kind of utter twat shells out half a million to live in Block Porn. A total cockwomble is who.
     
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  24. phillm

    phillm don't bring back hanging

    They are probably reading this because they are narcissistic self regarding cunts who care about their 'digital footprint' . And are probably rich 'self regarding cunts' but just remember at some point - somebody , somewhere will piss (or spunk) into your well fucking cool venti frappacino in an ironic manner ..

     
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  25. phillm

    phillm don't bring back hanging

    Here's some the cunts prepared earlier.....

    FOR SALE - Vanquish ID

    and here is their facesuck site

    Vanquish Iconic Developments

    Champagne and Fromage whilst obviously a beachhead for this shite seem almost tame in comparison. We are surely approaching the event horizon of 'peak edgie-ness'.
     
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  26. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

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    editor Taffus Maximus

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  28. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

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    I just sicked up
     
  29. EastEnder

    EastEnder Brixton Barnacle

    Don't beat around the bush, what do you really think?

    :D
     
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  30. phillm

    phillm don't bring back hanging

    Shite just grew a new arsehole - I wish it was a Chris Morris piss-take but is sadly obviously real. Time to man the barricades and/or run for the lifeboats. We now have 'fumed oak flooring'.

    OUR LAST REMAINING HOME AT THE KITCHEN: Plot 6 at £495,000. A 2 bedroom industrial-designed house with exposed brick feature walls, fumed oak flooring & open plan living...

    #thisistheend
    #amen

     
    Last edited: Mar 29, 2017

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