Billie Piper - Secret Diary of a Call Girl - OMG.

[Fruitloop]

Blatant soft-porn career desparation from someone whose only professional assets are at the cruel mercy of gravity. She appears to suck cock like a monkey strips the bark off a vine to get at the pith.

Blech. Do not want.

 

[PacificOcean]

Wasn't as good last night.

Though I would have thought that Bille lezzing up would have pleased the straight fellas?

 

[Gromit]

I have a massive problem with the Belle De Jour thing. In fact I even had a bit of a bun fight with the author when it was just a blog.

As a result have been avoiding this like the plague. Despite knowing that I'd probally like it now its being protrayed as fiction rather than fact and that Billie ain't a bad actress (that Chaucer thing she did was quite good).

 

[killer b]

nah, it's shit. dunno why i bothered watching the second episode...

 

[5t3IIa]

No blow jobs! I was promised blow jobs!

 

[miss giggles]

I found the whole thing very eighties looking.

 

[chymaera]

the smile looks remarkably like Billie...

One banana, two banana...............................

 

[dylanredefined]

was watching anime I need help

 

[Hellsbells]

i didn't see the first one. Just watched it last night and thought it was absoultely terrible. I thought it was gonna be an hour and was really relieved when it finished after 30 minutes.

(And Billie Piper looks almost ugly in that black wig)

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

I watched the first and thought it was good, last nights had me thinking "eh???"

 

[Rollem]

i thought it was a bit crap really

 

[milesy]

i haven't seen it.

i thought it was absolutely awful.

 

[London_Calling]

I don't want to use Google until I know how old she is now?

 

[milesy]

she's at least 40 now i think.

 

[Tank Girl]

I tried to watch the first episode and got told it was bedtime and the telly got turned off while I was still trying to watch it.

but I suspect it was a lot of rubbish anyway.

 

[milesy]

it was.

 

[London_Calling]

she's at least 40 now i think.

Baggy old bint. No thanks.

 

[milesy]

dunno how many hands high she is though.

 

[skyscraper101]

It got panned on newsnight review...didn't bother with it after that

 

[Tank Girl]

dunno how many hands high she is though.

16.1

 

[Xanadu]

Does anyone know what the theme tune to this is called?

 

[Taxamo Welf]

She looks a bit like a monkey. I'd still do her though.

i said this about a girl in my class at school in 2002.

I should have copyrighted it.

 

[dodgepot]

Does anyone know what the theme tune to this is called?

"because we want to"

 

[SpookyFrank]

"because we want to"

 

[vauxhallmum]

total complete bollox of a programme

Should be called

'Get yourself a whore, lads, they love it, honestly- and they are never drug addled / abused sad women who feel they have no option but to let any old bastards shag them'

Look, it's so empowering to be a prostitute

 

[vauxhallmum]

Should have added

 

[zenie]

I thought it was alright, not as good as the books mind.

 

[PacificOcean]

total complete bollox of a programme

Should be called

'Get yourself a whore, lads, they love it, honestly- and they are never drug addled / abused sad women who feel they have no option but to let any old bastards shag them'

Look, it's so empowering to be a prostitute

It was just an excuse for ITV2 to show soft porn.

 

[Xanadu]

"because we want to"

now noone's going to answer my question

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

It was just an excuse for ITV2 to show soft porn.

it was , and she won a soft porn award for it too